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Post by pobre on Dec 12, 2017 15:10:53 GMT -6
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Post by pobre on Dec 12, 2017 15:15:43 GMT -6
Holy shit at the $3700 coffee maker!
"I don’t know what 90 percent of that sentence means but for $3,700 that fucker better extract more than just coffee. It better dispense, like, bitcoins. As long as mankind exists, he will continually strive to find new and innovative ways to make coffee more expensive than it ever needs to be. Just go to a fucking diner. Whatever the top brew strength is, it better turn me into Spider-Man."
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Post by pobre on Dec 12, 2017 15:16:18 GMT -6
"For the richest of the rich shall not be appeased until the whole world is their countertop, and you and I and the rest of the common folk are shoved aside and cast into dumpsters like so many discarded cakelets … all to make room for, like, a mystery wine box thing. And all of it will be a tax write-off for them because that is the world we live in now. I just hope I get a taste of that prime rib before I shuffle off it.
Merry Christmas!"
Dying.
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Post by bunnyfungo on Dec 12, 2017 15:16:22 GMT -6
Yasss. I’ve been waiting for this!
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Post by ftwr on Dec 12, 2017 15:17:56 GMT -6
"I’m here to tell you this catalog is THERAPY. It is an escape. It is the way we cope with things here. And really, isn’t that better than actually fixing anything wrong with the world? I say yes."
This is painfully accurate today.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2017 15:33:43 GMT -6
This was really what I needed today. Dying. same
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Post by chickie on Dec 12, 2017 15:34:03 GMT -6
The aerator has me cackling
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Post by Jesslfar on Dec 12, 2017 15:37:37 GMT -6
I'm not gonna lie, I want everything they listed except the wine sommelier.
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Post by ponyhairs on Dec 12, 2017 15:50:32 GMT -6
Holy shit at the $3700 coffee maker! "I don’t know what 90 percent of that sentence means but for $3,700 that fucker better extract more than just coffee. It better dispense, like, bitcoins. As long as mankind exists, he will continually strive to find new and innovative ways to make coffee more expensive than it ever needs to be. Just go to a fucking diner. Whatever the top brew strength is, it better turn me into Spider-Man." We have a Jura at my office. It makes lattes, and espresso and cappuccinos and everyone loves it.
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Post by rubysue on Dec 12, 2017 15:57:47 GMT -6
This is my favorite day of the year.
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pobre
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Post by pobre on Dec 12, 2017 16:21:13 GMT -6
You could go to a fancy coffee shop TWICE A DAY every day for a year for that.
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Post by goldenbird on Dec 12, 2017 16:32:55 GMT -6
I'm dying 😂. This is the best. SMEG is killing me.
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Post by sunnysideup on Dec 12, 2017 17:53:32 GMT -6
Naming the snowman marshmallows “floaters” has me laughing so hard 😂⛄️
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Post by Uncaripswife on Dec 12, 2017 17:59:07 GMT -6
I'm not gonna lie, I want everything they listed except the wine sommelier. Even the SMEG?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2017 18:11:43 GMT -6
sunnysideup that made laugh too. Like seriously I can’t imagine telling someone I wanted marshmallow floaters in my hot chocolate.
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Post by Jesslfar on Dec 12, 2017 18:39:48 GMT -6
I'm not gonna lie, I want everything they listed except the wine sommelier. Even the SMEG? Yes. I didn't hate it.
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Post by Uncaripswife on Dec 12, 2017 19:44:00 GMT -6
I couldn't see past the name. 🤣
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Post by Yogurt on Dec 12, 2017 20:37:58 GMT -6
The floaters had me dying. So, so funny.
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Post by Bluebird on Dec 13, 2017 13:42:42 GMT -6
Naming the snowman marshmallows “floaters” has me laughing so hard 😂⛄️ I'm currently trying to disguise my laughing as coughing in my office.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 10:51:30 GMT -6
“Nothing says tasty like SMEG! We can make hot cocoa in our SMEG machine and then drop a floater in it!” 😂
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Post by chickenonsunday on Dec 14, 2017 12:57:24 GMT -6
Is there a way to look up these lists from years past? I worked at W.S. as a side gig for almost three years and I know didn't make any extra cash because I bought all things with my 40% discount. Reading the 2017 list has me missing my excessive shopping habits.
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Post by piratecat on Dec 14, 2017 12:57:52 GMT -6
There is a client who sends a box of peppermint bark - she must send a crap ton to a crap ton of people each year. This year, apparently WS is screwing up a lot of her deliveries, with package slips indicating random senders and recipients. We got ours yesterday, with the correct names, but then we got another one today, again with the correct names. One is the original, and the other with the fancy salt flakes.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 13:05:13 GMT -6
There is a client who sends a box of peppermint bark - she must send a crap ton to a crap ton of people each year. This year, apparently WS is screwing up a lot of her deliveries, with package slips indicating random senders and recipients. We got ours yesterday, with the correct names, but then we got another one today, again with the correct names. One is the original, and the other with the fancy salt flakes. How are the salty ones? I can't imagine salted peppermint tasting good.
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Post by chickenonsunday on Dec 14, 2017 13:24:58 GMT -6
There is a client who sends a box of peppermint bark - she must send a crap ton to a crap ton of people each year. This year, apparently WS is screwing up a lot of her deliveries, with package slips indicating random senders and recipients. We got ours yesterday, with the correct names, but then we got another one today, again with the correct names. One is the original, and the other with the fancy salt flakes. Real question - are you sharing with the office or stashing it for yourself?
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Post by piratecat on Dec 14, 2017 13:33:44 GMT -6
@rocknroll, someone opened the original box first so I'm trying to wait a reasonable amount of time before opening the other but I'll keep you posted. chickenonsunday, she sends it to me and my boss and we always share with the rest of the office. There's a box of dark almond brittle someone else gets every year so it's a good trade.
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Post by sterling on Dec 14, 2017 13:59:22 GMT -6
You could go to a fancy coffee shop TWICE A DAY every day for a year for that. You better be selling the coffee out of your bootstrap start up cafe for that price.
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Post by lovescheese on Dec 14, 2017 15:40:08 GMT -6
OMG I just got to Smeg. And all I can think of is the old BBC show Red Dwarf. Same! Loved Red Dwarf growing up.
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