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Post by PandaWatch on Nov 22, 2017 17:41:33 GMT -6
I remember. I think that was the only time I argued with my ALers about someone from another board. Even sybermoms had the rule that kids were off limits. A place where you could gift someone a penis bouquet as their av and they had to keep it for a week. Are you AmyG reincarnated?
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Post by petrichor on Nov 22, 2017 17:45:46 GMT -6
I don't believe e that there has always been available parks NG near the return. I just don't. Great if you are 100% er, I just don't believe it. Not a problem. I understand your doubt. Our grocery store parking lot is ridiculously huge. And I don't mind parking far away.
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Post by frantastic on Nov 22, 2017 17:47:40 GMT -6
Even sybermoms had the rule that kids were off limits. A place where you could gift someone a penis bouquet as their av and they had to keep it for a week. Are you AmyG reincarnated? Lol. It's Amy. She just changed her display name or whatever.
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Post by McBenny on Nov 22, 2017 17:47:58 GMT -6
Yes, McBenny , I have returned a cart under all those conditions. Rain, snow, tantruming child and all. It takes 5.5 seconds. Well, I've never crapped my pants in line but otherwise, yes. If I've crapped my pants, chances are I'm not completing my shopping. I find this one a funny thing to doubt people on, but on we go. I crapped my pants at Walmart but n Christmas Eve at 5:35 several years ago. Fuck yeah I finished my shopping. If I didn't get out of line to shit do you think I'm getting out after shit? I don't remember but unless I was atop the cart return I was not bringing it.
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Nov 22, 2017 17:49:55 GMT -6
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Post by McBenny on Nov 22, 2017 17:49:55 GMT -6
I'm a 98% cart returner.
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Post by petrichor on Nov 22, 2017 17:52:13 GMT -6
AmyGI'm laughing about laughing about always getting a spot next to a corral. There are always multiple options available to me in my sprawling suburban grocery store parking lot. I hate backing up in parking lots so I always find a pull-thru spot next to a cart return, too. Never once has it not happened.
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Post by petrichor on Nov 22, 2017 17:53:03 GMT -6
Do you shit your pants on 2% of your shopping trips? (Kidding I swear.)
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Post by blurnette989 on Nov 22, 2017 17:53:52 GMT -6
I always return my cart, but that's because I'll lose money if I don't. However most grocery stores here have garage parking so no excuse not to really. I am lazy AF though and have opted not to get a cart so I could avoid returning it at the end.
I have shit my pants before. It was awful. I was about 5 weeks pp and thought it would be great to go out with ds2 and run a bunch of errands. WRONG.
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Post by petrichor on Nov 22, 2017 17:54:33 GMT -6
Yes, McBenny , I have returned a cart under all those conditions. Rain, snow, tantruming child and all. It takes 5.5 seconds. Well, I've never crapped my pants in line but otherwise, yes. If I've crapped my pants, chances are I'm not completing my shopping. I find this one a funny thing to doubt people on, but on we go. I crapped my pants at Walmart but n Christmas Eve at 5:35 several years ago. Fuck yeah I finished my shopping. If I didn't get out of line to shit do you think I'm getting out after shit? I don't remember but unless I was atop the cart return I was not bringing it. I don't know how to bold on my phone, but the sentence that starts "If I didn't" is my favorite.
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Post by McBenny on Nov 22, 2017 17:54:40 GMT -6
Do you shit your pants on 2% of your shopping trips? (Kidding I swear.) No. It was a special occasion clearly.
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Post by frantastic on Nov 22, 2017 17:55:58 GMT -6
AmyGI'm laughing about laughing about always getting a spot next to a corral. There are always multiple options available to me in my sprawling suburban grocery store parking lot. I hate backing up in parking lots so I always find a pull-thru spot next to a cart return, too. Never once has it not happened. I believe we're from roughly the same area, and this is accurate.
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Post by blurnette989 on Nov 22, 2017 17:57:35 GMT -6
Yes, McBenny , I have returned a cart under all those conditions. Rain, snow, tantruming child and all. It takes 5.5 seconds. Well, I've never crapped my pants in line but otherwise, yes. If I've crapped my pants, chances are I'm not completing my shopping. I find this one a funny thing to doubt people on, but on we go. I crapped my pants at Walmart but n Christmas Eve at 5:35 several years ago. Fuck yeah I finished my shopping. If I didn't get out of line to shit do you think I'm getting out after shit? I don't remember but unless I was atop the cart return I was not bringing it. I have to know though, how bad of a crap are we talking? Because when I crapped my pants I could barely walk from my car to the house (approx 80 feet) because I was trying to keep it in my drawers.
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Post by petrichor on Nov 22, 2017 17:58:22 GMT -6
AmyGI'm laughing about laughing about always getting a spot next to a corral. There are always multiple options available to me in my sprawling suburban grocery store parking lot. I hate backing up in parking lots so I always find a pull-thru spot next to a cart return, too. Never once has it not happened. I believe we're from roughly the same area, and this is accurate. Yep, I think so. Now if I shopped at Kroger regularly it could be a different story. The one by me has the stupidest parking lot and they just made it worse when they expanded the store.
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Post by McBenny on Nov 22, 2017 18:05:38 GMT -6
I crapped my pants at Walmart but n Christmas Eve at 5:35 several years ago. Fuck yeah I finished my shopping. If I didn't get out of line to shit do you think I'm getting out after shit? I don't remember but unless I was atop the cart return I was not bringing it. I have to know though, how bad of a crap are we talking? Because when I crapped my pants I could barely walk from my car to the house (approx 80 feet) because I was trying to keep it in my drawers. I don't know the levels of severity. It happened. I was standing in line. I made my way slowly and deliberately to the car after checkout.
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Post by blurnette989 on Nov 22, 2017 18:08:12 GMT -6
I have to know though, how bad of a crap are we talking? Because when I crapped my pants I could barely walk from my car to the house (approx 80 feet) because I was trying to keep it in my drawers. I don't know the levels of severity. It happened. I was standing in line. I made my way slowly and deliberately to the car after checkout. I'm impressed. I def did not have the wherewithall to keep my ish together after shitting myself. 😂
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Post by petrichor on Nov 22, 2017 18:08:27 GMT -6
I have to know though, how bad of a crap are we talking? Because when I crapped my pants I could barely walk from my car to the house (approx 80 feet) because I was trying to keep it in my drawers. I don't know the levels of severity. It happened. I was standing in line. I made my way slowly and deliberately to the car after checkout. There might be a crapped pants severity chart somewhere similar to the pain chart they have at the hospital. Hold on. Let me go Google.
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Post by petrichor on Nov 22, 2017 18:12:26 GMT -6
Couldn't find one, but this app might be useful. Hmmm. Nevermind. Is there a problem with posting images on tapa now?
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Post by bellatrix on Nov 22, 2017 18:31:57 GMT -6
Holy shit that was 3 years ago?! I would have bet money the Brandi drama was maybe a year ago. Time flies when you're having fun and all.
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Post by Queen Mamadala on Nov 22, 2017 19:16:09 GMT -6
I remember. I think that was the only time I argued with my ALers about someone from another board. Even sybermoms had the rule that kids were off limits. A place where you could gift someone a penis bouquet as their av and they had to keep it for a week. Oy. I haven't been on SM in over a decade. Ah, AmyG. And I see the cart corral is/was a thing like it was on bf.com.
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Post by digupherbones on Nov 23, 2017 0:56:14 GMT -6
Holy shit that was 3 years ago?! I would have bet money the Brandi drama was maybe a year ago. Time flies when you're having fun and all. Nope, it was 3 years. I know bc that pobrecita thread......that was at the height of my spiraling down. Omg, I read that earlier and I just wanna punch the former me. Because I was a dick but also........really thought some little douche who was too young for me was gonna go somewhere. I mean he was fun and never hurt me. But really? Divorce not even final and you think this 20 something dude is your next guy. Mkay dumb ass. I want to fucking throttle the girl who wrote that.
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Post by digupherbones on Nov 23, 2017 0:59:21 GMT -6
I'm glad Isla is well Brandi She is. Isla is the best person I have ever known.
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Post by McBenny on Nov 23, 2017 5:17:31 GMT -6
So what made you find us after three years?
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Post by goldenbird on Nov 23, 2017 17:12:07 GMT -6
This is actually blowing my mind.
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Post by digupherbones on Nov 23, 2017 21:37:25 GMT -6
So what made you find us after three years? I started remembering everything recently because of the whole situation of having to fight my ex in mediation to move to OH and put Isla in this school district, which I’ve been watching their school report cards, talking to parents, etc for like two years. Her GAL has always agreed with my opinions on education. After it was ruled in my favor, thanks to him, I was just feeling so so thankful that someone told me to get her a legal representative. It was someone from the Bump. I really wanted to make sure I thanked her. Then I was like “I wonder whatever happened to all those people.” So just curiosity I guess. I’m not like “Ohhhhh hey remember me and how much drama I was involved in? Fun times. Can I sit here?” I haven’t really been on a forum since TB. FB groups for autistic adults, yes. Everything that has happened over the past few years has kept me pretty busy though. I’m not here for drama or anything.
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Post by sterling on Nov 24, 2017 5:43:22 GMT -6
This is actually blowing my mind. I'm chaotic good.
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