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Post by PinkFreud on May 28, 2017 19:20:49 GMT -6
millimeter314, do the things! And maybe drink a few drinks before the butt sex Or a heavy dose of narcotics |
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Post by pobre on May 28, 2017 19:21:04 GMT -6
I think I'm having an early mid life crisis. I now want a tattoo, try garaging, and attempt the butt sex. Either that or you all are a bad influence. Yes girl. |
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Post by thebanich on May 28, 2017 19:21:12 GMT -6
I spent my first night without the baby last night. It only took 16months 😅
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Post by sweptaway on May 28, 2017 19:21:30 GMT -6
This sounds a lot like one of H's old roomates. Yikes. Is he dead now? Would be your area. Yes but from NJ and also not even a little bit datable. |
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Post by willow on May 28, 2017 19:22:15 GMT -6
I just want regular sex at the point, jaysus. I have such lady blue balls. #wegetit
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Post by emilyinparis on May 28, 2017 19:22:48 GMT -6
You should have parked and gotten out to see the bats though. That was the original plan but the kids started getting cranky and it's raining. Oh well. |
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Post by pobre on May 28, 2017 19:23:23 GMT -6
I'm having sex tonight! Probably not butt sex tho.
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Post by northernlghts on May 28, 2017 19:24:40 GMT -6
It really is. I'm sorry. Zantac has been working well for me. I lived off those my entire pregnancy. I never had heartburn until I was pregnant and in my third trimester. |
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Post by notmycircus on May 28, 2017 19:25:03 GMT -6
Why does MH keep talking? Shit.
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Post by anastasia on May 28, 2017 19:25:19 GMT -6
Now I want pizza.
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Post by emilyinparis on May 28, 2017 19:25:34 GMT -6
We just finished dinner out and now we're going back to our hotel. We are in Austin and we're trying to see the bats.? Apparently there is a bridge where thousands of bats fly out from under the bridge? The kids are cranky and there was just a thunderstorm so maybe we missed it but we keep driving over the bridge waiting.. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Hi! Austinite here! The bats typically come out later than you would expect, after 8 pm. Thank you! We ended up just going back to the hotel because of the kids. I'm disappointed. Oh well.. |
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Post by anastasia on May 28, 2017 19:26:19 GMT -6
Tattoo on the dick? That's dedication.
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Post by icaughtfire on May 28, 2017 19:26:32 GMT -6
I promised the big kid she could sleep in our bed tonight, and I told H maybe we could sneak out to the living room for sex. But I'm probably just going to fall asleep. Sorry husband.
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Post by PinkFreud on May 28, 2017 19:26:46 GMT -6
It's raining. Ha ha...Fuck you fireworks!
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Post by sunshine on May 28, 2017 19:26:53 GMT -6
I was planning on some sex tonight but the snoring on the couch doesn't sound promising. Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk Same thing is happening at my house. |
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Post by Lord Disick on May 28, 2017 19:27:03 GMT -6
It really is. I'm sorry. Zantac has been working well for me. I lived off those my entire pregnancy. +whatever |
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Post by layloo on May 28, 2017 19:27:40 GMT -6
millimeter314, do the things! And maybe drink a few drinks before the butt sex Or a heavy dose of narcotics  |
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Post by Lord Disick on May 28, 2017 19:28:26 GMT -6
I'm going to have vagina sex with MH tonight.
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Post by cp3 on May 28, 2017 19:28:29 GMT -6
I feel naseuos. What can I do so I'm not hungover tomorrow?
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Post by yoginikiki on May 28, 2017 19:28:49 GMT -6
I'm laughing at specifying vagina sex.
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Post by bellatrix on May 28, 2017 19:29:38 GMT -6
I lived off those my entire pregnancy. I never had heartburn until I was pregnant and in my third trimester. I had never pre-pregnancy, but still get it 5 years later. 😣 |
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Post by copperboom on May 28, 2017 19:29:38 GMT -6
We got dinner to go which came with basically a garbage bag full of tortilla chips. Confession: the bag is resting in my chest as I lounge in the couch and stuff my face with them.
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Post by hellosweetie on May 28, 2017 19:29:46 GMT -6
Some old lady keeps calling me and leaving messages for Bernette. Like wtf listen to my young voice saying "you've reach HelloSweetie please leave a message".
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Post by yoginikiki on May 28, 2017 19:30:03 GMT -6
I feel naseuos. What can I do so I'm not hungover tomorrow? Well... Vitamin B, Gatorade/Pedialyte or just water, two aspirin won't hurt you. Also eat some protein. |
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Post by anastasia on May 28, 2017 19:30:20 GMT -6
No sex tonight. I'm sore from last night. That never happens to me.
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Post by hellosweetie on May 28, 2017 19:30:26 GMT -6
I never had heartburn until I was pregnant and in my third trimester. I had never pre-pregnancy, but still get it 5 years later. 😣 me too. Only it was the second kid. |
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Post by willow on May 28, 2017 19:31:19 GMT -6
I am over here so envious of all the sex in this thread.  |
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Post by poptarts on May 28, 2017 19:31:54 GMT -6
Home from a long day. I smell like campfire smoke and need to shower.
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Post by Lord Disick on May 28, 2017 19:32:29 GMT -6
I feel naseuos. What can I do so I'm not hungover tomorrow? Drink so much water. |
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Post by jfresh on May 28, 2017 19:32:30 GMT -6
I am over here so envious of all the sex in this thread. This is me |
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