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Post by thatgolfb on May 28, 2017 23:09:04 GMT -6
I worked at an urgent care clinic once in college as a receptionist. This girl in a dress and her boy friend came in. She seemed so embarrassed, and when I asked why she was being seen, she said she would tell the doctor, and refused to tell me. They liked to know why people were there so if someone came in with say chest pains or something, they would take them to triage asap, and see of they needed to go to the ER. I said ok, and took her back to triage to talk to the nurse. She came out red faced, and her and her boyfriend left. The nurse told me she was fooling around and the boyfriend stuck a glass beer bottle in her, and it suctioned, and was stuck. They told her to go to the hospital because they couldn't help her. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk I'm so curious as to how this problem was solved. I think they have to drill through the glass. 😬 |
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Post by nevertoomanyshoes on May 29, 2017 1:59:40 GMT -6
Oh my god at the cervix suctioned bottle.
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Post by notmycircus on May 29, 2017 2:58:47 GMT -6
So much grossness in this thread, all of you probably need counseling.
I found a dead woman once. She died in her recliner in her tiny house. When the police arrived they set up their "interview" room in the kitchen, a tiny room beside the recliner room. Each time I was interviewed I had to step over dead lady's legs to get to the kitchen.
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Post by zimmerframe on May 29, 2017 4:20:17 GMT -6
The colectomy story makes me feel really queasy.
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Post by sweptaway on May 29, 2017 6:15:25 GMT -6
I'm so curious as to how this problem was solved. I think they have to drill through the glass. 😬 That was my first thought but. ..yikes |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2017 6:33:01 GMT -6
I'm so curious as to how this problem was solved. Muscle relaxers and lubricant. That's my best guess. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I just want to know how she's walking around with the bottle hanging between her legs. I'm guessing sitting down wasn't really comfy either. |
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Post by wanderingheart on May 29, 2017 7:07:19 GMT -6
Muscle relaxers and lubricant. That's my best guess. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I just want to know how she's walking around with the bottle hanging between her legs. I'm guessing sitting down wasn't really comfy either. thats what I was wondering! Was she wearing pants? Was she waddling like she's 9 months pregnant?! How did she sit in the car?! |
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Post by Kida on May 29, 2017 7:36:33 GMT -6
Back when my mom was a lab tech, her and her emt friends used to swap stories. She told me one of them had a call from a man with the large end of a light bulb stuck in his anus. Once in the anus, the sphincter closed around the small end keeping the large end in inside. I bet that was a light bulb moment that guy wished he'd never had. Baddum chhh  |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2017 8:41:12 GMT -6
I just want to know how she's walking around with the bottle hanging between her legs. I'm guessing sitting down wasn't really comfy either. thats what I was wondering! Was she wearing pants? Was she waddling like she's 9 months pregnant?! How did she sit in the car?! Maybe it was a small bottle. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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Post by jedi on May 29, 2017 10:15:40 GMT -6
I worked at an urgent care clinic once in college as a receptionist. This girl in a dress and her boy friend came in. She seemed so embarrassed, and when I asked why she was being seen, she said she would tell the doctor, and refused to tell me. They liked to know why people were there so if someone came in with say chest pains or something, they would take them to triage asap, and see of they needed to go to the ER. I said ok, and took her back to triage to talk to the nurse. She came out red faced, and her and her boyfriend left. The nurse told me she was fooling around and the boyfriend stuck a glass beer bottle in her, and it suctioned, and was stuck. They told her to go to the hospital because they couldn't help her. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk I'm so curious as to how this problem was solved. Not that this is the same but when I went to get my iud out the iud was stuck. The tool they were trying to use was attached to the iud but the damn thing (iud) would not cone out. This meant I had a surgical tool sticking out of me. They had to put me under, dilate my cervix and then they were able to get tool and iud out. |
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Post by sweptaway on May 29, 2017 10:58:29 GMT -6
I'm so curious as to how this problem was solved. Not that this is the same but when I went to get my iud out the iud was stuck. The tool they were trying to use was attached to the iud but the damn thing (iud) would not cone out. This meant I had a surgical tool sticking out of me. They had to put me under, dilate my cervix and then they were able to get tool and iud out. That sounds absolutely horrific |
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Post by grumpycat on May 29, 2017 11:11:53 GMT -6
Currently having flashbacks to my days of doing home visits with older adults. One of the worst I've seen was a house with an older adult who was legally blind. I saw every assortment of bug possible, flying ones, crawling ones, etc. The horrible part was that he had a couple people living with him who were not visually impaired, just lazy and disgusting. There was also one who straight up had a hole in the kitchen floor. And the house got condemned. The stories I have ...
I've also killed roaches/random other bugs during home visits. Bugs are bad, but there's this smell of people who are unable to clean themselves/their living space that just stays with you. I will not describe it further.
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Post by jedi on May 29, 2017 11:33:22 GMT -6
Not that this is the same but when I went to get my iud out the iud was stuck. The tool they were trying to use was attached to the iud but the damn thing (iud) would not cone out. This meant I had a surgical tool sticking out of me. They had to put me under, dilate my cervix and then they were able to get tool and iud out. That sounds absolutely horrific It was. Them trying to get it out was the worst pain I've ever experienced. I never labored so I imagine that is worse but I was screaming pretty loud when they decided they needed to stop. Luckily the clinic was attached to the hospital so I was wheeled to where they'd do the procedure. The OB had been practicing over30 years and has only seen it get stuck a few times. |
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Post by alwayscheese on May 29, 2017 11:43:40 GMT -6
That sounds absolutely horrific It was. Them trying to get it out was the worst pain I've ever experienced. I never labored so I imagine that is worse but I was screaming pretty loud when they decided they needed to stop. Luckily the clinic was attached to the hospital so I was wheeled to where they'd do the procedure. The OB had been practicing over30 years and has only seen it get stuck a few times. Ok now I'm more thankful my doctor didn't eventually manage to get an IUD in me. She had enough trouble trying, that if she'd succeeded it pry would have ended the same! 😖 I'm really sorry you had that experience! After I hopefully give birth someday I'd like to try to get one again since they say it works better after. Having second thoughts tho now. |
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Post by CestLaVie on May 29, 2017 12:06:52 GMT -6
I am grotesquely interested in the poof
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Post by alwayscheese on May 29, 2017 12:18:06 GMT -6
I am grotesquely interested in the poof Nope. It surpassed everything in this thread, not as bizarre, or simply gross, but mentally disturbing. The kind of thing that puts a knot in your stomach and you try not think about it ever again. |
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Post by jedi on May 29, 2017 12:49:34 GMT -6
It was. Them trying to get it out was the worst pain I've ever experienced. I never labored so I imagine that is worse but I was screaming pretty loud when they decided they needed to stop. Luckily the clinic was attached to the hospital so I was wheeled to where they'd do the procedure. The OB had been practicing over30 years and has only seen it get stuck a few times. Ok now I'm more thankful my doctor didn't eventually manage to get an IUD in me. She had enough trouble trying, that if she'd succeeded it pry would have ended the same! 😖 I'm really sorry you had that experience! After I hopefully give birth someday I'd like to try to get one again since they say it works better after. Having second thoughts tho now. They had no troubles getting it in. I had s1 and s2 early because of complications. So I never even dilated. I'm sure that makes a difference? Maybe? |
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Post by bellatrix on May 29, 2017 15:02:04 GMT -6
Currently having flashbacks to my days of doing home visits with older adults. One of the worst I've seen was a house with an older adult who was legally blind. I saw every assortment of bug possible, flying ones, crawling ones, etc. The horrible part was that he had a couple people living with him who were not visually impaired, just lazy and disgusting. There was also one who straight up had a hole in the kitchen floor. And the house got condemned. The stories I have ... I've also killed roaches/random other bugs during home visits. Bugs are bad, but there's this smell of people who are unable to clean themselves/their living space that just stays with you. I will not describe it further. OMG so true and so gross! |
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Post by zimmerframe on May 29, 2017 16:17:20 GMT -6
I just thought of another one. A few weeks ago I saw a woman (about mid 20s) with hair In a very loose plait down to her ankles. I have never seen hair that long in my life. All real too.
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Post by cornpop on May 30, 2017 7:26:48 GMT -6
I went to college in the middle of Philly. The house I lived in one year had a little tiny side yard that no one really had access to. It was mostly students that lived there except for the first floor tenant who was this older man. One night at like 2AM, I was up on the phone with my H and I looked at my window and the first floor tenant was out in the side yard planting something.
The next morning I walked by and actually looked in the yard for the first time and it was FILLED with the tops of pineapples that had been planted. Apparently the first floor tenant was trying to start his own pineapple farm in the middle of Philly, in the middle of the night.
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Post by PinkFreud on May 30, 2017 7:36:54 GMT -6
Sadly, bottles, lightbulbs, and produce are common items found in the rectum of ER patients.
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Post by bearfootz on May 30, 2017 8:14:25 GMT -6
I'm still hung up on the used cow because to me anyone looking to buy a cow would know the difference between a heifer and a cow.
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Post by bearfootz on May 30, 2017 8:18:56 GMT -6
I went to the Renaissance faire once and the thing that sticks out in my mind the most was the man wearing a metal chain link thong. It was a very hot day and I couldn't help but wonder if he burnt his junk.
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Post by radiantfate on May 30, 2017 8:19:43 GMT -6
I saw a man doing cartwheels down a sidewalk, shirtless, in January, in New England.
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Post by cornpop on May 30, 2017 11:10:22 GMT -6
Currently having flashbacks to my days of doing home visits with older adults. One of the worst I've seen was a house with an older adult who was legally blind. I saw every assortment of bug possible, flying ones, crawling ones, etc. The horrible part was that he had a couple people living with him who were not visually impaired, just lazy and disgusting. There was also one who straight up had a hole in the kitchen floor. And the house got condemned. The stories I have ... I've also killed roaches/random other bugs during home visits. Bugs are bad, but there's this smell of people who are unable to clean themselves/their living space that just stays with you. I will not describe it further. I'm sure this is not how you meant it, but this bothered me a bit. My parents are both 100% blind and their house is always spotless. I just had to throw that in there. |
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Post by grumpycat on May 30, 2017 13:16:52 GMT -6
Currently having flashbacks to my days of doing home visits with older adults. One of the worst I've seen was a house with an older adult who was legally blind. I saw every assortment of bug possible, flying ones, crawling ones, etc. The horrible part was that he had a couple people living with him who were not visually impaired, just lazy and disgusting. There was also one who straight up had a hole in the kitchen floor. And the house got condemned. The stories I have ... I've also killed roaches/random other bugs during home visits. Bugs are bad, but there's this smell of people who are unable to clean themselves/their living space that just stays with you. I will not describe it further. I'm sure this is not how you meant it, but this bothered me a bit. My parents are both 100% blind and their house is always spotless. I just had to throw that in there. I definitely did not mean to stereotype or generalize. My apologies. I've also been to very clean homes too (of individuals with visual impairments). The house getting condemned was not an individual with a visual impairment. I see how the wording is problematic. |
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Post by thatgolfb on May 30, 2017 14:34:15 GMT -6
Sadly, bottles, lightbulbs, and produce are common items found in the rectum of ER patients. Oh yeah, my friend also mentioned ginger root was common? Like ginger up the vag is actually a thing. I have no idea why. |
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Post by kellwhy on May 30, 2017 14:38:49 GMT -6
Sadly, bottles, lightbulbs, and produce are common items found in the rectum of ER patients. Oh yeah, my friend also mentioned ginger root was common? Like ginger up the vag is actually a thing. I have no idea why. Well, this is new information for me. "Figging is the name given to the BDSM practice of using ginger root for anal stimulation. Yup. Put the stir-fry down, people. We're talking ginger root, up the arse." munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/root-ginger-is-a-dominatrixs-secret-weapon |
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Post by kellwhy on May 30, 2017 14:39:59 GMT -6
Also from that article:
"According to some, the insertion of ginger root into the anus or vagina can lead to longer and stronger orgasms."
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Post by thatgolfb on May 30, 2017 14:40:52 GMT -6
Oh yeah, my friend also mentioned ginger root was common? Like ginger up the vag is actually a thing. I have no idea why. Well, this is new information for me. "Figging is the name given to the BDSM practice of using ginger root for anal stimulation. Yup. Put the stir-fry down, people. We're talking ginger root, up the arse." munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/root-ginger-is-a-dominatrixs-secret-weaponOh that's right, my other friend did mention the word figging, now that I think about it. I didn't want to know more at the time. 😳😳😳 |
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