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Post by Cher on Sept 1, 2022 13:02:33 GMT -6
Guys. I’m going way too hard on these final days of summer. I need to spend more time on the internet and less time at restaurants. May this be the month I rediscover the gym. And I keep my ass at home. This post brought to you by the fact that I’m hungover af, tried to make a September thread 50x and I really can’t formulate a sentence. So I’m speaking my September detox goals into existence. So let’s spend the month talking shit about all the celebs and avoiding all the vodka. (Or at least cutting back.)
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Post by Cher on Sept 1, 2022 13:07:54 GMT -6
August 7, 2022
The former spouse of the permanent A list "singer" still doesn't have enough money saved to last a lifetime and only has a little over two years left to set him up for forever. Look for him to sell his story to a streamer for one big final payday in the millions.
Keven Federline/Britney Spears (I think it will be a reality show that could even continue beyond when the kids turn 18)
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Post by icedcoffee on Sept 1, 2022 14:00:25 GMT -6
August 7, 2022 The former spouse of the permanent A list "singer" still doesn't have enough money saved to last a lifetime and only has a little over two years left to set him up for forever. Look for him to sell his story to a streamer for one big final payday in the millions. Keven Federline/Britney Spears (I think it will be a reality show that could even continue beyond when the kids turn 18) 💯 He will do something for sure. Maybe all of it
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Post by icedcoffee on Sept 1, 2022 14:00:57 GMT -6
See whichever one sticks for him I guess 🥴
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Post by downwarddog on Sept 1, 2022 14:07:20 GMT -6
Sorry for the off topic, but I feel like this is good group to ask: I need some decent shapewear, namely around my lower tummy/hip area. Something that doesn't roll and will flatten me a little and not cost eleventy billion dollars. Experiences? I ordered a Spanx and I hated it.
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Post by gingy on Sept 1, 2022 14:21:21 GMT -6
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Post by Hotcoconuts82 on Sept 1, 2022 14:21:51 GMT -6
Sorry for the off topic, but I feel like this is good group to ask: I need some decent shapewear, namely around my lower tummy/hip area. Something that doesn't roll and will flatten me a little and not cost eleventy billion dollars. Experiences? I ordered a Spanx and I hated it. Do you want high power or more of an every day thing?
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Post by pitchslap on Sept 1, 2022 14:44:21 GMT -6
This morning on the news they were talking about how ARod doesn't have all the money he said he did when he agreed to go in on buying the TWolves. One of the people said something like "maybe he was counting on JLos money when they were together". I snorted.
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Post by angelashly on Sept 1, 2022 14:48:48 GMT -6
Guys. I’m going way too hard on these final days of summer. I need to spend more time on the internet and less time at restaurants. May this be the month I rediscover the gym. And I keep my ass at home. This post brought to you by the fact that I’m hungover af, tried to make a September thread 50x and I really can’t formulate a sentence. So I’m speaking my September detox goals into existence. So let’s spend the month talking shit about all the celebs and avoiding all the vodka. (Or at least cutting back.)
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Post by microworm on Sept 1, 2022 15:00:00 GMT -6
Ok but Cher I'm pretty sure that Sept doesn't officially start until after Labor Day soooo
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Post by elle on Sept 1, 2022 15:12:17 GMT -6
I know we established he is/was a nice boyfriend, but these jokes keep coming.
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Post by Cher on Sept 1, 2022 15:35:07 GMT -6
Ok but Cher I'm pretty sure that Sept doesn't officially start until after Labor Day soooo Oh I’m at the beach until Labor Day. I’m going to a seafood shack tonight that’s a bit of a scene and bringing a 6 pack of High Noon to drink in the parking lot until my table is ready. So, yeah, I will be a hot mess until Labor Day. Then I get my shit together. Except for that surprise trip my friends and I planned for our kids. And the family vacation we’re taking. And the weekend I’m seeing SweetPotato. Maybe I should start in October.
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Post by Cher on Sept 1, 2022 15:38:31 GMT -6
August 8, 2022
The assistant was the most loyal employee the permanent A list "singer" has had in years. Running her off was not a good move.
Felicia Culotta/Britney Spears
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Post by SweetPotato on Sept 1, 2022 15:41:28 GMT -6
Ok but Cher I'm pretty sure that Sept doesn't officially start until after Labor Day soooo Oh I’m at the beach until Labor Day. I’m going to a seafood shack tonight that’s a bit of a scene and bringing a 6 pack of High Noon to drink in the parking lot until my table is ready. So, yeah, I will be a hot mess until Labor Day. Then I get my shit together. Except for that surprise trip my friends and I planned for our kids. And the family vacation we’re taking. And the weekend I’m seeing SweetPotato. Maybe I should start in October. I was just about to say…we have covered this and agreed you aren’t getting your shit together just yet
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Post by icedcoffee on Sept 1, 2022 16:02:22 GMT -6
Oh man. I feel like Oct-Jan are my worst months haha. Fall beer....Halloween/spooky cocktails during the month of October...hay rides and pumpkin patch with wine...Thanksgiving...you get the idea
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Post by microworm on Sept 1, 2022 16:02:53 GMT -6
Ok but Cher I'm pretty sure that Sept doesn't officially start until after Labor Day soooo Oh I’m at the beach until Labor Day. I’m going to a seafood shack tonight that’s a bit of a scene and bringing a 6 pack of High Noon to drink in the parking lot until my table is ready. So, yeah, I will be a hot mess until Labor Day. Then I get my shit together. Except for that surprise trip my friends and I planned for our kids. And the family vacation we’re taking. And the weekend I’m seeing SweetPotato. Maybe I should start in October. My girl
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Post by icedcoffee on Sept 1, 2022 16:03:29 GMT -6
And I can cover the bloat with big sweaters...
Sorry I'm not helping
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Post by rhymeswithdisco on Sept 1, 2022 16:24:40 GMT -6
I’m a bottle of Prosecco in tonight. But here for all the fall shit talking.
Looking at a December Caribbean or Mexico trip, I need to just book it.
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Post by downwarddog on Sept 1, 2022 16:34:10 GMT -6
Sorry for the off topic, but I feel like this is good group to ask: I need some decent shapewear, namely around my lower tummy/hip area. Something that doesn't roll and will flatten me a little and not cost eleventy billion dollars. Experiences? I ordered a Spanx and I hated it. Do you want high power or more of an every day thing? For my wedding at the end of the month! So not everyday
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Post by Hotcoconuts82 on Sept 1, 2022 16:41:44 GMT -6
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Post by Hotcoconuts82 on Sept 1, 2022 16:44:27 GMT -6
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Post by microworm on Sept 1, 2022 16:47:56 GMT -6
I'm having a G&T. My SIL invited us over at the last min for Korean BBQ.
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Post by goldenbird on Sept 1, 2022 16:50:10 GMT -6
I'm putting up my Fall/Halloween decor this weekend. I'm ready!!
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Post by Hotcoconuts82 on Sept 1, 2022 16:53:26 GMT -6
I'm putting up my Fall/Halloween decor this weekend. I'm ready!! I'm holding onto summer until the bitter end.
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Post by Cher on Sept 1, 2022 16:56:38 GMT -6
And I can cover the bloat with big sweaters... Sorry I'm not helping I am already huge. Two years of fertility drugs and pregnancy were not kind. I no longer have pants that fit. Not even the stretchy kind.
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Post by Cher on Sept 1, 2022 16:58:18 GMT -6
I'm putting up my Fall/Halloween decor this weekend. I'm ready!! I'm holding onto summer until the bitter end. Same same.
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Post by Cher on Sept 1, 2022 16:58:53 GMT -6
August 8, 2022
The death of this permanent A+ list entertainment lawyer is going to set the former private investigator free to say what he wants. This should be good.
Bert Fields/Anthony Pellicano
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Post by microworm on Sept 1, 2022 17:17:02 GMT -6
I'm holding onto summer until the bitter end. Same same. +1
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Post by gingy on Sept 1, 2022 19:30:30 GMT -6
I'm putting up my Fall/Halloween decor this weekend. I'm ready!! Idk if I’ll have the motivation to decorate yet, but DS declared it officially fall now that it’s September. And everyone knows he’s the boss of the house.
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Post by wasabi on Sept 1, 2022 19:31:31 GMT -6
Kanye’s going off on Instagram again
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