starbuck
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Post by starbuck on Mar 6, 2021 19:36:32 GMT -6
When I need a mental cheer up I sometimes think of 🍍 🍊 Fineapple 🍍 🍊 telling me last year that she knew I was the kind of poster who she didn’t even need to ask about leg washing bc she was sure I did it, and I stand a little taller and power through. Speaking of my emotionally vampiric reign of terror. I still think of this place every day when I wash my right leg. It comes unbidden, I can't even help it. Who do you think of when you wash the left leg?
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sterling
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Post by sterling on Mar 6, 2021 19:36:48 GMT -6
Phew. I was questioning everything I thought I knew to be true.
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sudsy
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Post by sudsy on Mar 6, 2021 19:44:58 GMT -6
Jelly are there reptiles chilling next to your gorgonzola? I’m dying 😂
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sudsy
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Post by sudsy on Mar 6, 2021 19:45:40 GMT -6
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Pizzaslut
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Post by Pizzaslut on Mar 6, 2021 19:46:27 GMT -6
Looking at this face you’d never know this bitch used to fight me Every since I’ve been WFH B acts like I am his best friend. Go back to H!! 😒
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Pizzaslut
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Post by Pizzaslut on Mar 6, 2021 19:47:13 GMT -6
Lol. My gif thing didn’t have a legit source.but if you’re horny just click the thing. I was just going with it
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snowyowl
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Post by snowyowl on Mar 6, 2021 19:48:40 GMT -6
I learned the shrimp poop line thing from Tommy Boy.
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Eagles
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Post by Eagles on Mar 6, 2021 19:53:07 GMT -6
I still think of this place every day when I wash my right leg. It comes unbidden, I can't even help it. What happens when you wash your left leg? My train of thought resumes. I always wash the right first.
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snowyowl
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Post by snowyowl on Mar 6, 2021 19:53:21 GMT -6
I can’t be without a dog. It’s not natural. This is how my dad raised us and how I shall raise DD. My mom came home with random new pets on a fairly regular basis, so we always had five or six animals running around. So then H and I got our first place and I immediately suggested a cat, then he needed a cat friend. Then we got a house with a yard, so time for a dog. Then obviously she needed a dog friend. This is when I discovered that perhaps the four pet life was a little much for me, particularly when we added kids to the mix. I love our furry friends but after this group, one or two will be the max. My parents are still going strong with four dogs at the moment.
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cnf
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Post by cnf on Mar 6, 2021 20:15:33 GMT -6
Somehow the a+a dream blanket became hers. As it should have, ma'am. Every throw blanket in this house in the past 10 years has been claimed by a dog. Both our late dog and our current dog. Any blanket is automatically theirs. We get to share sometimes. Our dog is obsessed with all things cozy and comfy. Kid leaves a blanket on the couch? He will one thousand percent lay on it. No blankets? He will settle for a pillow. But really, he freaking loves a good blanket. He's currently on the cuddler smashed into the boppy pillow. He thinks his 100lbs self fits in it and I'm not one to crush his dreams.
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snowyowl
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Post by snowyowl on Mar 6, 2021 20:17:27 GMT -6
My mom came home with random new pets on a fairly regular basis, so we always had five or six animals running around. So then H and I got our first place and I immediately suggested a cat, then he needed a cat friend. Then we got a house with a yard, so time for a dog. Then obviously she needed a dog friend. This is when I discovered that perhaps the four pet life was a little much for me, particularly when we added kids to the mix. I love our furry friends but after this group, one or two will be the max. My parents are still going strong with four dogs at the moment. Yeah 5 is definitely too many for us. I think I'd be happy with one dog and one cat. But the bird is gonna live forever. Sigh. Family lore goes... My parents had a bird when I was a baby. My mom never really warmed to bird ownership. He wasn’t that friendly (my mom is a dog person, the unconditional adoration thing is more her pet style). So my parents were going back home for two weeks to see family, and the left the bird with a close friend. When they returned, the friend told them the bird was stressed while they were gone, and lost of bunch of feathers, but seemed fine now. The bird, perhaps realizing he had been taking my parents for granted, was much friendlier and social from that point on. A couple years later when the bird died, her friend admitted that their original bird had died while they were on vacation, and she replaced him with a similar bird from the pet store, and told the feather story in case they noticed that his coloring was different. When I got older, I discovered that this was a fairly common urban legend/joke. I don’t think I’ve ever asked my parents if they were just messing with us, I’ll have to follow up!
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Mar 6, 2021 20:21:27 GMT -6
If your pet lives in the fridge, you should just eat him. Idk know why my mind to ground beef and immediately thinking I technically have a cow in my refrigerator. 🤭
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pobre
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Post by pobre on Mar 6, 2021 20:21:35 GMT -6
I can’t be without a dog. It’s not natural. I always feel like this too, until it’s time to clean up the backyard. 🤮 That’s why you have kids.
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Post by filingjointly on Mar 6, 2021 20:26:04 GMT -6
This is how my dad raised us and how I shall raise DD. My mom came home with random new pets on a fairly regular basis, so we always had five or six animals running around. So then H and I got our first place and I immediately suggested a cat, then he needed a cat friend. Then we got a house with a yard, so time for a dog. Then obviously she needed a dog friend. This is when I discovered that perhaps the four pet life was a little much for me, particularly when we added kids to the mix. I love our furry friends but after this group, one or two will be the max. My parents are still going strong with four dogs at the moment. Animals were like, drawn to my sister. She saved a couple of stray kittens, took on the care of a family of mice that she found half frozen in a birdseed container and helped rehome an entire family of ducks that were living in a puddle behind our neighbors’ house. Plus we always had dogs and cats and frogs and hamsters etc. My home growing up was a zoo. Now I have three dogs and I am forlorn that MH is allergic to cats.
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Pizzaslut
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Post by Pizzaslut on Mar 6, 2021 20:37:23 GMT -6
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starbuck
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Post by starbuck on Mar 6, 2021 20:52:42 GMT -6
Do you need me to come tuck you in, boo?
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Pizzaslut
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Post by Pizzaslut on Mar 6, 2021 20:55:05 GMT -6
Do you need me to come tuck you in, boo? Somebody needs to
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starbuck
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Post by starbuck on Mar 6, 2021 20:57:06 GMT -6
Do you need me to come tuck you in, boo? Somebody needs to Prepare to be swaddled.
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jorkzy
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Post by jorkzy on Mar 6, 2021 21:14:54 GMT -6
🍍 🍊 Fineapple 🍍 🍊 she looks like she would reeeeeeally like to come up on the couch, pretty please?
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Post by STP on Mar 6, 2021 21:20:35 GMT -6
Looking at this face you’d never know this bitch used to fight me I would bomb foreign lands in her name.
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Post by ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ on Mar 6, 2021 21:27:10 GMT -6
With all the shrimp + cleaning talk, I'm a little disappointed on Jacques' behalf.
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STP
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Post by STP on Mar 6, 2021 21:34:33 GMT -6
With all the shrimp + cleaning talk, I'm a little disappointed on Jacques' behalf. The line is “I am ashamed.” This GIF LIES.
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Post by imapenguin on Mar 6, 2021 21:35:38 GMT -6
With all the shrimp + cleaning talk, I'm a little disappointed on Jacques' behalf. The line is “I am ashamed.” This GIF LIES. I’m glad I’m not the only one with this useless information in my brain.
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Post by ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ on Mar 6, 2021 21:38:18 GMT -6
The line is “I am ashamed.” This GIF LIES. I’m glad I’m not the only one with this useless information in my brain. Ha, I knew that, but I thought maybe the white and black fish (his name escapes me at the moment) said the "I'm sorry" part. GUESS NOT.
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🍍 🍊 Fineapple 🍍 🍊
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Post by 🍍 🍊 Fineapple 🍍 🍊 on Mar 6, 2021 21:38:32 GMT -6
🍍 🍊 Fineapple 🍍 🍊 she looks like she would reeeeeeally like to come up on the couch, pretty please? 😂 sasha live a great life. Her memory foam bed rivals mine. Fresh filtered water. Her life consist of blowing in my ears while I sleep for her to go outside I Took her to chik fil a yesterday she had ice water and grilled tenders. H also acts like he doesn’t encourage her to come on the bed 🙄🙄 We became dog people overnight and have started to lean in
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Post by imapenguin on Mar 6, 2021 21:45:08 GMT -6
I’m glad I’m not the only one with this useless information in my brain. Ha, I knew that, but I thought maybe the white and black fish (his name escapes me at the moment) said the "I'm sorry" part. GUESS NOT. Gill would never apologize.
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jaygee
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Post by jaygee on Mar 6, 2021 22:34:51 GMT -6
Damn you all. I just opened my Reddit app and there are posts about hibernating turtles. I blame this thread.
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Pizzaslut
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Post by Pizzaslut on Mar 7, 2021 5:58:33 GMT -6
🍍 🍊 Fineapple 🍍 🍊 she looks like she would reeeeeeally like to come up on the couch, pretty please? 😂 sasha live a great life. Her memory foam bed rivals mine. Fresh filtered water. Her life consist of blowing in my ears while I sleep for her to go outside I Took her to chik fil a yesterday she had ice water and grilled tenders. H also acts like he doesn’t encourage her to come on the bed 🙄🙄 We became dog people overnight and have started to lean in Long wow
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starbuck
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Post by starbuck on Mar 7, 2021 6:35:16 GMT -6
With all the shrimp + cleaning talk, I'm a little disappointed on Jacques' behalf. Jaques looks like he'd go well with some cocktail sauce.
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Jelly
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Post by Jelly on Mar 8, 2021 14:53:41 GMT -6
Jelly are there reptiles chilling next to your gorgonzola? lol wtf no there are not ! but they are kinda in my dining room
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