tj
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Post by tj on Sept 11, 2020 20:56:45 GMT -6
tj I'm giggling but trying to do so very quietly because mh is on the other end of the couch and trying to explain this seems difficult so instead there are little tears coming out and any minute now he is going to look over and think I'm crying over Schitts Creek. Poop. In. Jeans. Skinny jeans milano. Skinny. Jeans.
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DGM
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Post by DGM on Sept 11, 2020 21:37:23 GMT -6
tj. Wow. ETA I hope my post didn't come off rude.
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Post by pbandj714 on Sept 11, 2020 21:40:51 GMT -6
Omg TJ. I am truly trying to imagine how on earth the turd got out of the jeans. This defies all logic.
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tj
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Post by tj on Sept 12, 2020 6:06:38 GMT -6
I just thought by now I would be dealing with less of my kids bodily functions.
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Post by charlotte on Sept 12, 2020 6:14:43 GMT -6
tj MH just asked why I was smirking at my phone. Getting to tell the story myself was a privilege. 🤣 I have so many questions for E!
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Post by mapleme on Sept 12, 2020 11:04:25 GMT -6
COVID negative! But it's still unsettling to catch a cold right now. And our county has more than doubled its number of active cases in the last few days. I mean it's from 3 to 8, so the numbers still aren't huge. But still.
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tj
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Post by tj on Sept 12, 2020 18:34:25 GMT -6
Y’all. I did it.
I used the refrigerator ice. For myself.
First time in a smoothie. And right now with vodka.
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stringy
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Post by stringy on Sept 12, 2020 19:50:20 GMT -6
But wait. Did you question E a bit?
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tj
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Post by tj on Sept 12, 2020 20:05:36 GMT -6
But wait. Did you question E a bit? Yes. She took off her jeans in the garage on her way inside to save time once she got to the bathroom. She didn’t make it. Clearly. My guess is that they both went to the same bathroom. And P couldn’t wait for E to finish thus her accident. I woke up at 6 am on a fricking Saturday morning to go to yoga. And the dog had pooped on the floor. P peed her bed. What a shitty day.
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Post by charlotte on Sept 12, 2020 20:11:37 GMT -6
tj I got some instant karma for giggling at your post this morning. When I looked up from replying to it, I saw that DS2 had a giant blow out up his back..
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Post by snowmoon on Sept 13, 2020 9:50:20 GMT -6
I woke up with a tickle in my throat and I’m so anxious. It’s probably just a cold but holy cow. I’ll go get tested in the morning if it’s still lingering.
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Post by mc13 on Sept 13, 2020 13:55:58 GMT -6
I woke up with a tickle in my throat and I’m so anxious. It’s probably just a cold but holy cow. I’ll go get tested in the morning if it’s still lingering. I hope you feel better by the morning!
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Post by nikkipal on Sept 13, 2020 17:57:50 GMT -6
We went tubing this weekend at my ILs house, and I think it’s the most fun M has ever had. I also had lunch with my dad and SM on the way home. Overall an awesome weekend, but I’m so glad to be home. Now if only Monday weren’t so close.
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Post by rhymeswithdisco on Sept 14, 2020 6:06:26 GMT -6
I woke up with a tickle in my throat and I’m so anxious. It’s probably just a cold but holy cow. I’ll go get tested in the morning if it’s still lingering. Thinking of you snowmoon. I hope it's "just" a cold.
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tj
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Post by tj on Sept 14, 2020 16:56:46 GMT -6
With the amount of pain meds and anti-inflammatories and nerve meds I take, hoe can it be physically possible to even be in this much pain? It doesn’t make sense.
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Post by jnu76 on Sept 14, 2020 18:45:33 GMT -6
I made nachos for dinner and thought about you all.
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Post by charlotte on Sept 14, 2020 19:32:19 GMT -6
Today I was peeing. And a lizard *attacked me.
*scurried onto my butt. (!!!)
I am still recovering from this violation. This is the third time I have found a lizard in the bathroom, and I would like to move immediately.
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Post by snowmoon on Sept 14, 2020 19:34:32 GMT -6
charlotte, I’m sorry that I laughed very hard. I hope you’re not assaulted by anymore reptiles.
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tj
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Post by tj on Sept 14, 2020 19:59:52 GMT -6
Today I was peeing. And a lizard *attacked me. *scurried onto my butt. (!!!) I am still recovering from this violation. This is the third time I have found a lizard in the bathroom, and I would like to move immediately. Nope nope nope. You will have to move bc you have to burn your house down.
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milano
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Post by milano on Sept 14, 2020 20:15:28 GMT -6
Today I was peeing. And a lizard *attacked me. *scurried onto my butt. (!!!) I am still recovering from this violation. This is the third time I have found a lizard in the bathroom, and I would like to move immediately. What.the.FUCK?! Ok, after getting my breath back I realize you typed 'onto' and not 'into' and while I'm still upset for you, I'm glad it wasn't as bad as my initial read. But still. NO THANK YOU, PLEASE.
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Post by milano on Sept 14, 2020 21:57:53 GMT -6
With the amount of pain meds and anti-inflammatories and nerve meds I take, hoe can it be physically possible to even be in this much pain? It doesn’t make sense. Boo, that seems very wrong. Does stronger relief exist?
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Post by Dramaphile on Sept 15, 2020 6:20:39 GMT -6
Today I was peeing. And a lizard *attacked me. *scurried onto my butt. (!!!) I am still recovering from this violation. This is the third time I have found a lizard in the bathroom, and I would like to move immediately. What.the.FUCK?! Ok, after getting my breath back I realize you typed 'onto' and not 'into' and while I'm still upset for you, I'm glad it wasn't as bad as my initial read. But still. NO THANK YOU, PLEASE. it was very very hard to make myself read it as "onto" Also I agree with tj, just burn the whole house down
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Post by pbandj714 on Sept 15, 2020 6:39:54 GMT -6
Today I was peeing. And a lizard *attacked me. *scurried onto my butt. (!!!) I am still recovering from this violation. This is the third time I have found a lizard in the bathroom, and I would like to move immediately. I had to reread several times and am still very much
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Post by charlotte on Sept 15, 2020 7:27:27 GMT -6
Omg it was ONTO.
But now you all have given me something else to worry about...
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milano
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Post by milano on Sept 15, 2020 7:29:28 GMT -6
It is mean if I duct tape my child to his chair during his school calls? Asking for a friend. Whose name is Milano.
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tj
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Post by tj on Sept 15, 2020 7:39:07 GMT -6
With the amount of pain meds and anti-inflammatories and nerve meds I take, hoe can it be physically possible to even be in this much pain? It doesn’t make sense. Boo, that seems very wrong. Does stronger relief exist? Yes but I refuse opiates. So no.
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Post by nikkipal on Sept 15, 2020 7:52:07 GMT -6
charlotte, OMG. Between this and the frog someone in GD found in their toilet AFTER they peed, I really don’t know how I’ll ever feel safe going to the bathroom again.
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nikkipal
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Post by nikkipal on Sept 15, 2020 8:13:35 GMT -6
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stringy
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Post by stringy on Sept 15, 2020 8:29:48 GMT -6
jeesh charlotte, where do you live? mexico? arizona?
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tj
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Post by tj on Sept 15, 2020 9:04:46 GMT -6
jeesh charlotte, where do you live? mexico? arizona? Less dry lizard. More swamp lizard.
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