Peekaru
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Post by Peekaru on Mar 23, 2020 8:55:25 GMT -6
Escape your family and their meat buying ways!
Stay caught up on other news.
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Mar 23, 2020 8:58:44 GMT -6
That made me laugh. Thanks.
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jkjacq
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Post by jkjacq on Mar 23, 2020 9:00:13 GMT -6
I could really go for some corned beef tho, I missed my company lunch last week.
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Post by lemondrop on Mar 23, 2020 9:46:40 GMT -6
If I see "positivity over politics" one more time... *deep inhale*
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Post by lemondrop on Mar 23, 2020 9:50:59 GMT -6
Also, my nemesis (lol) Meghan "MY DAD IS JOHN MCCAIN" McCain is pregnant. I hope she has a wonderful, uneventful pregnancy.
And I hope that this time in self-quarantine allows her to reflect on the policies that she's now enjoying that allow her to remain safe aren't coming from her piece of shit GOP friends and her husband's network are lying fuckers who should be taken off the air immediately for the continued destruction of our democracy.
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notblanche
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Post by notblanche on Mar 23, 2020 10:57:21 GMT -6
Well I just had a political canvasser knock on my door. He was looking for signatures (LOL NO I'm not even opening my storm door for you, let alone touching your pen.) to add a senatorial candidate to the ballot in Virginia. After he left I googled and found this gem on the candidate's issues page:
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Peekaru
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Post by Peekaru on Mar 23, 2020 12:20:40 GMT -6
The kid fighting today is next level. Halp! GO outside and don't come back til the street lights are on
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Peekaru
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Post by Peekaru on Mar 23, 2020 12:29:53 GMT -6
My CEO today
I have lots of calming CBD, so I can mail everyone some if they need it.
What world am I living in?
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Post by Uncaripswife on Mar 23, 2020 12:38:18 GMT -6
My CEO today I have lots of calming CBD, so I can mail everyone some if they need it. What world am I living in? Is your CEO hiring? Asking for ... myself.
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Post by blurnette989 on Mar 23, 2020 12:50:03 GMT -6
My CEO today I have lots of calming CBD, so I can mail everyone some if they need it. What world am I living in? I like your CEO.
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jkjacq
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Post by jkjacq on Mar 23, 2020 12:58:50 GMT -6
The kid fighting today is next level. Halp! Duct Tape
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elle
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Post by elle on Mar 25, 2020 16:41:38 GMT -6
Random but it made me laugh (and I figured we could all use a laugh right now).
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Post by dc2london on Mar 25, 2020 18:42:10 GMT -6
Random but it made me laugh (and I figured we could all use a laugh right now). This is exactly what he should do and I'm glad he was smart and safe. Still hilarious though.
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jkjacq
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Post by jkjacq on Mar 25, 2020 19:10:05 GMT -6
My kid now has purple hair
So that’s how day 10 went
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mathlete
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Post by mathlete on Mar 25, 2020 22:07:27 GMT -6
This is a gif that could get a lot of use.
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Post by lemondrop on Mar 26, 2020 6:38:08 GMT -6
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Mar 26, 2020 10:26:19 GMT -6
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Post by roloma on Mar 26, 2020 10:29:30 GMT -6
Hey, you dumb motherfucker, auto correct would never have that as an option if you didn't use it. And definitely not as a replacement for ridiculous. What a fucking asshole.
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Post by lemondrop on Mar 26, 2020 11:01:04 GMT -6
poof
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Post by cakewench on Mar 26, 2020 11:42:19 GMT -6
HBD, HBIC!
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Post by cnf on Mar 26, 2020 11:52:35 GMT -6
HBD, HBIC! She looks damn fabulous for 80!
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Post by enchanted on Mar 26, 2020 13:23:27 GMT -6
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notblanche
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Post by notblanche on Mar 26, 2020 13:24:14 GMT -6
EIGHTY?! Good grief she has aged like fine wine.
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Mar 26, 2020 16:53:55 GMT -6
Hey, you dumb motherfucker, auto correct would never have that as an option if you didn't use it. And definitely not as a replacement for ridiculous. What a fucking asshole. Yep, there literally is no way it was an oops. I hate him.
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Post by JukEboX on Mar 26, 2020 17:08:31 GMT -6
In silly news the US Space Force sent its first satellite to space today
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jkjacq
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Post by jkjacq on Mar 26, 2020 19:19:28 GMT -6
A little levity One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he always does 44. When I asked him why, he said “For Obama” Attachment Deleted
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Post by LaRo422 on Mar 27, 2020 4:17:50 GMT -6
She’s 80?!?! Hot damn, she looks amazing!
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Peekaru
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Post by Peekaru on Mar 27, 2020 7:09:02 GMT -6
In a sliver of good(?) news, reading how supply lines are changing is totally fascinating.
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Post by fatpony on Mar 27, 2020 8:50:29 GMT -6
A little levity One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he always does 44. When I asked him why, he said “For Obama” 😂 I laugh because my dad is weird with his microwave. Everything gets heated for 3:33 or 2:22 or 1:11 or 66 seconds because "efficiency." My dad does this too - and I picked it up. Drives my husband insane because I don't follow the directions.
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jkjacq
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Post by jkjacq on Mar 27, 2020 9:27:12 GMT -6
😂 I laugh because my dad is weird with his microwave. Everything gets heated for 3:33 or 2:22 or 1:11 or 66 seconds because "efficiency." My dad does this too - and I picked it up. Drives my husband insane because I don't follow the directions. FFFC - I like to try and stop it with 0 secs before it gets to the "end" message.
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