inthekitty
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Post by inthekitty on Jul 17, 2019 13:52:38 GMT -6
I mean...College Hunks it is, LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS. I feel like it could easily be the cover of some cheesy porn movie. She looked over at him lustily as he hammered the nail into the firm wood. Pounding it with precision. His sinewy biceps flexing each time he stroked down the hammer. He stopped to wipe the sweat off his brow and turned toward Ms. Robinson. The edge of his shirt had crept up revealing a glimmer of washboard abs. Joshua purred, "Does this please you Ms. Robinson? What else can I do for you? I'm very handy and have just the right tools for the job." |
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inthekitty
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Post by inthekitty on Jul 17, 2019 13:53:05 GMT -6
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vino
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Post by vino on Jul 17, 2019 14:03:55 GMT -6
I feel like it could easily be the cover of some cheesy porn movie. She looked over at him lustily as he hammered the nail into the firm wood. Pounding it with precision. His sinewy biceps flexing each time he stroked down the hammer. He stopped to wipe the sweat off his brow and turned toward Ms. Robinson. The edge of his shirt had crept up revealing a glimmer of washboard abs. Joshua purred, "Does this please you Ms. Robinson? What else can I do for you? I'm very handy and have just the right tools for the job." Would watch. |
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Jul 17, 2019 14:47:40 GMT -6
Who knew inthekitty had a side hustle writing erotica? |
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vino
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Post by vino on Jul 17, 2019 15:09:17 GMT -6
Who knew inthekitty had a side hustle writing erotica? If she keeps going I'll need an after sex cigarette.  |
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Post by peachsmama on Jul 17, 2019 15:09:21 GMT -6
Had lunch with some old work friends and now I'm at the bank. Then grocery shopping. Then grabbing the boys from the sitters. I have 1.5 hours until shes hungry again. Hoping I can be back with the boys by then. That might be ambitious though. Update: I was successful. And got all my groceries put away before she woke #killingit |
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Jul 17, 2019 15:24:25 GMT -6
The school accepted me. I will get my login on 48 hours. It’s getting real. Woot woot! |
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Post by lahdeedah on Jul 17, 2019 15:49:45 GMT -6
Congrats! chrisy01Y’all are cracking me up with the college stud erotica. Lol. |
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inthekitty
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My eyes are up here.
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Post by inthekitty on Jul 17, 2019 15:53:21 GMT -6
Who knew inthekitty had a side hustle writing erotica? I'll send you ladies the advanced copy first. |
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Post by wineallthetime on Jul 17, 2019 16:07:32 GMT -6
I feel like it could easily be the cover of some cheesy porn movie. She looked over at him lustily as he hammered the nail into the firm wood. Pounding it with precision. His sinewy biceps flexing each time he stroked down the hammer. He stopped to wipe the sweat off his brow and turned toward Ms. Robinson. The edge of his shirt had crept up revealing a glimmer of washboard abs. Joshua purred, "Does this please you Ms. Robinson? What else can I do for you? I'm very handy and have just the right tools for the job." You crack me up. Tell us more!! |
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Post by wineallthetime on Jul 17, 2019 16:08:51 GMT -6
I'm home from work. C has soccer and we were all going to go but A has diarrhea and a fever so I GENEROUSLY stayed home with him. I'm watching TV, drinking a glass of wine while just plays. MH owes me.
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inthekitty
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My eyes are up here.
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Post by inthekitty on Jul 17, 2019 17:11:18 GMT -6
She looked over at him lustily as he hammered the nail into the firm wood. Pounding it with precision. His sinewy biceps flexing each time he stroked down the hammer. He stopped to wipe the sweat off his brow and turned toward Ms. Robinson. The edge of his shirt had crept up revealing a glimmer of washboard abs. Joshua purred, "Does this please you Ms. Robinson? What else can I do for you? I'm very handy and have just the right tools for the job." You crack me up. Tell us more!! If you insist. I could write this stuff all day. Ms. Robinson felt her chest rise. Her breasts pressed against the buttons of her shirt--threatening to break free. She paused and held her breath for a moment. She told herself that Joshua was young--perhaps too young. He couldn't possibly know what to do with his...tools. She let out her breath slowly and told him the kitchen faucet was leaking, but that she didn't want to keep him too long. She didn't want to distract from his studies. "You're not a distraction, Ms. Robinson," Joshua replied as he took a step closer to her. "I have already completed all of my homework for the night. I wanted to dedicate my time here solely to you. My duty is to please you." As he said this he kept slowly walking towards her. Firmly, but gently, he put his strong hands on her waist. They looked into each other's wanting eyes. Ms. Robinson leaned into him, consenting to him, giving herself to him. He hoisted her up on the counter next to the sink. He grabbed his wrench from his tool belt and without saying a word fixed the sink as she watched; all the while she could feel blood flowing to her thighs, between her legs, throbbing. When he finished with the faucet he proceeded to wash the dishes. He ensured to put all the Tupperware on the top level of the dishwasher and used great care with her stemware washing them by hand. He looked up at her and placed his hand on her knee and felt slowly up her thigh. Her concerns that he was too young to know what he was doing quickly faded away as she gave in to ecstasy. Joshua knew exactly what to do with his tool. |
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Post by wineallthetime on Jul 17, 2019 17:42:45 GMT -6
inthekitty, are you sure this isn't your side job??
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kim22
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Post by kim22 on Jul 17, 2019 17:45:54 GMT -6
inthekitty that’s some real talent! Side note, my neighbor did use College Hunks Hauling Junk for real. I did not get a good view.
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Sunny41
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Post by Sunny41 on Jul 17, 2019 18:37:20 GMT -6
The school accepted me. I will get my login on 48 hours. It’s getting real. Yes! Congratulations! |
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joelies
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You must chill
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Post by joelies on Jul 17, 2019 18:43:32 GMT -6
I'm dying here, inthekitty! You should find a way to monetize this talent of yours. Congratulations chrisy01!! Thinking of you, wedding. Any idea what triggered the vertigo? Have you had issues before? |
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Sunny41
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Post by Sunny41 on Jul 17, 2019 18:47:18 GMT -6
I told my about college hunks and he says you can also get nude maids.
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Sunny41
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Post by Sunny41 on Jul 17, 2019 18:47:55 GMT -6
inthekitty perfect stories to see just after looking at pure romance stuff
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joelies
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You must chill
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Post by joelies on Jul 17, 2019 18:49:21 GMT -6
Hiiiiii. Work was busy but far less annoying today. I usually keep calm externally but man, I just reached my limit yesterday. The only issue today is that my stomach started to hurt about half hour after my run and I've felt sick all day.
We had storms all afternoon and evening so Col's last tennis lesson was cancelled. He was, surprisingly, totally fine about it. I keep seeing glimmers of a less volatile kid, I really am hoping he switches gears soon.
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chrisy01
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Post by chrisy01 on Jul 17, 2019 19:09:52 GMT -6
We paid for lo’s school this year. Then we tried to eat lunch at Cheesecake Factory, we were seated right away and then waited there for 10 minutes and no one saw us. We walked out and went to BJs. Then we saw MIB international. Definitely not going to win any Oscars but a fun movie. Plus a funny reference to Thor.
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Post by wineallthetime on Jul 17, 2019 19:21:28 GMT -6
We paid for lo’s school this year. Then we tried to eat lunch at Cheesecake Factory, we were seated right away and then waited there for 10 minutes and no one saw us. We walked out and went to BJs. Then we saw MIB international. Definitely not going to win any Oscars but a fun movie. Plus a funny reference to Thor. Cheesecake factory is so overwhelming, but delicious. The menu is huge! This is clearly a side note since you didn't eat there. Is BJs the brewhouse chain? We have a new one here and haven't gone but got takeout and it was good. |
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Post by chrisy01 on Jul 17, 2019 19:24:50 GMT -6
We paid for lo’s school this year. Then we tried to eat lunch at Cheesecake Factory, we were seated right away and then waited there for 10 minutes and no one saw us. We walked out and went to BJs. Then we saw MIB international. Definitely not going to win any Oscars but a fun movie. Plus a funny reference to Thor. Cheesecake factory is so overwhelming, but delicious. The menu is huge! This is clearly a side note since you didn't eat there. Is BJs the brewhouse chain? We have a new one here and haven't gone but got takeout and it was good. Yes. Love their food. |
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Post by peachsmama on Jul 17, 2019 19:51:17 GMT -6
My brother and his family stopped in just as I put the boys in pjs at 8. They just left. At 9:45. My kids better let me sleep in tomorrow! But my brother has been so busy he hadn't met MJ yet so I wasnt about to ask them to leave.
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Post by peachsmama on Jul 17, 2019 20:11:49 GMT -6
My mom is in love with this Christian singer, Lauren Daigle. I decided to look up her tour dates and shes 1.5 hours from us next month. I cant afford to buy us tickets to go but called my dad to see if he wanted the brownie points. So he had me get 2 tickets and hes going to get a hotel for the night. I cant wait to see her reaction 😊
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trtlcrzy
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Post by trtlcrzy on Jul 17, 2019 20:51:41 GMT -6
Congrats chrisy01! I want to run away from my family. My children have driven me up a wall...and over it. |
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Jul 17, 2019 21:50:35 GMT -6
I told my about college hunks and he says you can also get nude maids. Around here, I’m the nude maid. inthekitty you have some serious skill! |
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inthekitty
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Post by inthekitty on Jul 17, 2019 21:53:44 GMT -6
Who knew it'd be so fun writing erotica? When it all boils down, I think most women want a guy who knows what to do with his dick, is attentive, makes her feel special, and does chores without being asked.
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vino
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Post by vino on Jul 17, 2019 22:07:21 GMT -6
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Sunny41
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Post by Sunny41 on Jul 17, 2019 22:14:40 GMT -6
I had av talk with mh tonight about doing more coup6 things or things as a family that aren't all me dragging him with us. He did not appreciate when I said if feels like I'm dating my kid more than him. But he's such a drag to go do things with and E really enjoys it. He's agreed to come visit my 98yr old grandmother in August but I still feel like it's dragging him along
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Jul 18, 2019 10:51:16 GMT -6
chrisy01 I might take you up on that only because I would rather pay C than someone else.
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