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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 8:39:18 GMT -6
I am actually chuckling about hating on people pooping in a bathroom. People sitting on chairs pisses me off. Literally cannot even go wash my hands or anything without hearing violent explosions. It is not a normal poop situation.
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Post by elle on May 31, 2019 8:39:34 GMT -6
Yesterday someone on my FB posted a video of her 5yo pole dancing in her underwear. I confess I had private thoughts about it Oh my. 😬
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Post by wasabi on May 31, 2019 8:40:04 GMT -6
I'm very well aware that I am only losing water and that it will come back after I'm done. I've got a very specific goal I need to meet this weekend so I don't lose $. Hence the ridiculous diet and related confession. This is just not healthy. And absolutely not worth the money. As long as she’s got the right mindset about it I think you’re overreacting. People do fasts all the time (in healthy ways)for many different reasons.
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Post by willow on May 31, 2019 8:40:05 GMT -6
I don't know if it's a confession or UO but I don't even get the urgency some parents have to be done with diapers. I honestly don't mind it at all. It's not that expensive (relative to my budget), my kid doesn't fit it, and it's so god damn easy when we are anywhere outside the house to not have to race and find a bathroom. My friend trained her son the week he turned 2 (he was a god damn unicorn) because she kept saying "I'm so done with diapers, I'm so over it" and I just really don't feel like that at all. To me it's just whatever. I feel the exact same way. Granted, my son has never had many diaper accidents/explosions/etc so it's never really been that big of a deal to me. He'll be 3 in July and he's been going to the bathroom on the toilet semi-regularly at daycare but he refuses at home still, so I don't push it. The anxiety I have over the entire potty training process far outweighs my desire to be done with diapers, lol.
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Post by ladybrienne on May 31, 2019 8:41:31 GMT -6
Yesterday someone on my FB posted a video of her 5yo pole dancing in her underwear. I confess I had private thoughts about it Um I have thoughts and they are "what in the actual fuck"
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Post by gallagher on May 31, 2019 8:43:33 GMT -6
While i cant speak to its effectiveness, 7 days of what the cabbage soup diet entails doesn't seem unhealthy to me. Futile maybe for the long term but not unhealthy.
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Post by beatch on May 31, 2019 8:44:20 GMT -6
7 days total - cabbage soup unlimited for all 7 days, there are restrictions for each day day 1 - fruit only (except bananas) day 2 - baked potato for breakfast, veggies only (excluding starchy veggies) day 3 - fruit & veggies (no bananas, potatoes, starchy veggies) day 4 - only bananas and skim milk day 5 - protein (like chicken breast, fish), 6-8 tomatoes day 6 - protein, veggies (no starchy veggies) day 7 - fruits & veggies (no bananas or starchy veggies) I don't understand wtf the cabbage soup does in this equation? Makes you hate food?
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Post by imapenguin on May 31, 2019 8:44:36 GMT -6
Re: potty training, I felt like there was a ticking clock because the twins were on the way and I really didn’t want to do 3 kids in diapers at once. All of my efforts seemed to have minimal effect. Until they were born and she decided diapers were for babies and has refused to wear them again. Probably less than 5 accidents since then.
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Post by jorkzy on May 31, 2019 8:44:57 GMT -6
I am 😳😱 at recommending using laxatives and water pills to cut weight. Weight lifting is srs bsns.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 8:46:10 GMT -6
I am actually chuckling about hating on people pooping in a bathroom. People sitting on chairs pisses me off. Literally cannot even go wash my hands or anything without hearing violent explosions. It is not a normal poop situation. Did you ever think they have something wrong and can’t help it. Not cleaning up after yourself when you’re done is one thing to have an issue with hit having an issue with someone pooping makes me upset.Maybe it’s my anxiety and issues with my stomach that make me feel this way.
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Post by gallagher on May 31, 2019 8:47:14 GMT -6
I am 😳😱 at recommending using laxatives and water pills to cut weight. Weight lifting is srs bsns. Yeah the cabbage soup seems much healthier than straight up dehydration.
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Post by quinstar on May 31, 2019 8:47:29 GMT -6
I've always called waiting for everyone to leave the bathroom first a Stall Stall. Occasionally it turns into a Stall Stall Standoff.
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 31, 2019 8:47:48 GMT -6
This is just not healthy. And absolutely not worth the money. As long as she’s got the right mindset about it I think you’re overreacting. People do fasts all the time (in healthy ways)for many different reasons. There is no healthy way to fast. What i posted isn't healthy either.
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 31, 2019 8:49:26 GMT -6
I am 😳😱 at recommending using laxatives and water pills to cut weight. Weight lifting is srs bsns. I use pamabrom to control bloating anyway. I used the laxative once. It wasn't as impressive as one would think.
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 31, 2019 8:49:47 GMT -6
I am actually chuckling about hating on people pooping in a bathroom. People sitting on chairs pisses me off. What else are we supposed to do??? Just not poop? Pooping is evil.
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Post by theseaword on May 31, 2019 8:50:04 GMT -6
I am actually chuckling about hating on people pooping in a bathroom. People sitting on chairs pisses me off. What else are we supposed to do??? Just not poop? There’s about to be a lot more holes around all of our offices I guess.
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Post by lucilleaustero on May 31, 2019 8:51:00 GMT -6
Re: potty training. DD decided a few days after turning 2 she was done with diapers. No training. However, it took until she was 6.5 to ditch night diapers. She just wouldn't wake up when she had to pee at night. Pediatrician was not concerned and said the sleep brain and bladder connection cannot be trained.
DS decided the day before he turned 3 to stop diapers, which also happened to be the day before we left for Disney. This turned out to be a shit show since he was terrified of the public restrooms and refused to go, but also refused to wear a diaper. He wound up withholding to the point of needing a catheter in Celebration Hospital in Florida. Strangely, he stopped using night diapers much earlier than DD. He was 3.5.
Point is, kids will do it when they are ready.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 8:51:27 GMT -6
I don't know if it's a confession or UO but I don't even get the urgency some parents have to be done with diapers. I honestly don't mind it at all. It's not that expensive (relative to my budget), my kid doesn't fit it, and it's so god damn easy when we are anywhere outside the house to not have to race and find a bathroom. My friend trained her son the week he turned 2 (he was a god damn unicorn) because she kept saying "I'm so done with diapers, I'm so over it" and I just really don't feel like that at all. To me it's just whatever. I had a unicorn potty trainer— basically trained himself a few days after he turned two, but we used a cloth diaper service and I was super excited to get that $80-90 a month back. I’m not super budget conscious but that chunk of change went directly back to my “me” budget.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 8:51:57 GMT -6
Literally cannot even go wash my hands or anything without hearing violent explosions. It is not a normal poop situation. Did you ever think they have something wrong and can’t help it. Not cleaning up after yourself when you’re done is one thing to have an issue with hit having an issue with someone pooping makes me upset.Maybe it’s my anxiety and issues with my stomach that make me feel this way. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. It's not just one person, and it's all day. I just avoid that bathroom now.
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 8:52:14 GMT -6
I am actually chuckling about hating on people pooping in a bathroom. People sitting on chairs pisses me off. What else are we supposed to do??? Just not poop? Adult diapers? #fullcircle?
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 8:52:56 GMT -6
What else are we supposed to do??? Just not poop? Adult diapers? #fullcircle? Corks
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Post by gallagher on May 31, 2019 8:53:15 GMT -6
What else are we supposed to do??? Just not poop? Adult diapers? #fullcircle? DNW cabbage soup adult diaper
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Post by lucilleaustero on May 31, 2019 8:53:32 GMT -6
Oh my gosh, everyone poops.
While I am not a fan of being in the room when someone else does it, it is just crap.
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Post by ladybrienne on May 31, 2019 8:54:26 GMT -6
Adult diapers? #fullcircle? DNW cabbage soup adult diaper
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 8:54:34 GMT -6
Re: potty training. DD decided a few days after turning 2 she was done with diapers. No training. However, it took until she was 6.5 to ditch night diapers. She just wouldn't wake up when she had to pee at night. Pediatrician was not concerned and said the sleep brain and bladder connection cannot be trained. DS decided the day before he turned 3 to stop diapers, which also happened to be the day before we left for Disney. This turned out to be a shit show since he was terrified of the public restrooms and refused to go, but also refused to wear a diaper. He wound up withholding to the point of needing a catheter in Celebration Hospital in Florida. Strangely, he stopped using night diapers much earlier than DD. He was 3.5. Point is, kids will do it when they are ready. OMG that's quite a potty training story!
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 8:56:06 GMT -6
Lolz, I cannot be the only person ever in the world that is annoyed that anytime you go to a bathroom it smells so bad you have to cover your nose and listen to shitting. Yes, everyone poops. It is also annoying to hear and smell other people's poop all the time.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 8:57:04 GMT -6
I'm a discreet pooper. Go to an empty floor. Courtesy flush. It's not hard.
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Post by sudokufan on May 31, 2019 8:59:16 GMT -6
Re: potty training. DD decided a few days after turning 2 she was done with diapers. No training. However, it took until she was 6.5 to ditch night diapers. She just wouldn't wake up when she had to pee at night. Pediatrician was not concerned and said the sleep brain and bladder connection cannot be trained. DS decided the day before he turned 3 to stop diapers, which also happened to be the day before we left for Disney. This turned out to be a shit show since he was terrified of the public restrooms and refused to go, but also refused to wear a diaper. He wound up withholding to the point of needing a catheter in Celebration Hospital in Florida. Strangely, he stopped using night diapers much earlier than DD. He was 3.5. Point is, kids will do it when they are ready. Reminds me of when DS trained...I was so excited because I thought it meant I could ditch the diaper bag. So out we go to grocery shop with just my purse. Get there and he needs the potty - no big deal, kid is a champ at it now. Except. He peed all over his underwear, pants, socks AND shoes while sitting on the toilet. Sigh. I was so naive.
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Post by wasabi on May 31, 2019 9:01:36 GMT -6
There are definitely some benefits to fasting responsibly. I don’t have time to google because I’m moving today but yeah, I’m sure there’s plenty of science backed research online.
Also the cabbage soup isn’t really a fast I was just saying that calling it a starvation diet is a bit much.
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Post by Rusty Red on May 31, 2019 9:02:38 GMT -6
I'm a discreet pooper. Go to an empty floor. Courtesy flush. It's not hard. We don't have this luxury at my job. One bathroom only.
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