rubysue
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Post by rubysue on May 31, 2019 12:57:24 GMT -6
Still poop, huh? I don’t know why I’m surprised.
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bobyn
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Post by bobyn on May 31, 2019 12:58:39 GMT -6
Sometimes our automatic toilets will go off while I'm still sitting there and it always scares the fuck out of me. It's unexpectedly loud and splashes me.
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Post by ladybrienne on May 31, 2019 12:59:10 GMT -6
At former company a disgruntled employee pooped regularly in a trash can in the main conference room. It got to the point where management had to ask IT to set up cameras to figure out who it was. my gosh
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Post by justbecause on May 31, 2019 13:00:25 GMT -6
I don’t know that you can always control the sound effects of pooping. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do about it.
How is this bathroom ALWAYS full of loud poopers? Is it the designated pooping place for the entire building? What are these people eating to cause this?
Those poop sprays do nothing but make it smell like scented feces.
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 13:00:27 GMT -6
I just watched a Pink Fong video on poop and farting. #relevant
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Post by CurlieWhirlie on May 31, 2019 13:02:41 GMT -6
It taught my kid sign language well enough that she was able to have an unassisted conversation with a child who’s deaf at a playground a few weeks ago. I didn’t even realize what was happening until the other mom approached me. I say conversation—they weren’t like, chatting about their day. They were just playing but were able to stay on the same page. That's amazing and impressive! I had such big dreams of raising him to be bilingual and it's been harder than I had expected. And now he gets angry when I speak to him in Korean. I do not have personal experience with this but there are a number of bilingual kids in my older son's class, and from what I have observed they all go through a phase where they REFUSE to speak the second language. In all the cases I'm familiar with, it's the mom who is fluent in a language other than English. We know a Danish mom, a Swedish mom, a Japanese mom -- all of their kids at some point have absolutely refused to speak anything other than English. Not sure if that is helpful to you but don't give up!! You are doing awesome! You are giving him a gift, he just doesn't appreciate it yet.
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 13:04:08 GMT -6
I don’t know that you can always control the sound effects of pooping. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do about it. How is this bathroom ALWAYS full of loud poopers? Is it the designated pooping place for the entire building? What are these people eating to cause this? Those poop sprays do nothing but make it smell like scented feces. I appreciate you being here.
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Post by Rusty Red on May 31, 2019 13:04:58 GMT -6
Still poop, huh? I don’t know why I’m surprised.
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Post by microworm on May 31, 2019 13:05:48 GMT -6
But don't you get shit water spray on your ass? This has never happened to me. #blessed
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Post by justbecause on May 31, 2019 13:07:27 GMT -6
Also if I was pooping in a public bathroom and sound came out, I would be mortified, not like “whatever, these people can DEAL with it! Let’s see how loud I can do the next one!!!”
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 13:08:47 GMT -6
Also if I was pooping in a public bathroom and sound came out, I would be mortified, not like “whatever, these people can DEAL with it! Let’s see how loud I can do the next one!!!” Which I’m pretty sure is just how most people go about their day.
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Post by justbecause on May 31, 2019 13:09:11 GMT -6
Also if I was pooping in a public bathroom and sound came out, I would be mortified, not like “whatever, these people can DEAL with it! Let’s see how loud I can do the next one!!!” Which I’m pretty sure is just how most people go about their day. One would hope so!
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 13:11:27 GMT -6
That's amazing and impressive! I had such big dreams of raising him to be bilingual and it's been harder than I had expected. And now he gets angry when I speak to him in Korean. I do not have personal experience with this but there are a number of bilingual kids in my older son's class, and from what I have observed they all go through a phase where they REFUSE to speak the second language. In all the cases I'm familiar with, it's the mom who is fluent in a language other than English. We know a Danish mom, a Swedish mom, a Japanese mom -- all of their kids at some point have absolutely refused to speak anything other than English. Not sure if that is helpful to you but don't give up!! You are doing awesome! You are giving him a gift, he just doesn't appreciate it yet. My nephew is going through this at 3.5 but he has good receptive language since his grandmother lives with them and has been his full time caregiver. I do think that is common especially after starting school. My kid has so little exposure to the language and I have not been very diligent about it for various reasons. I am trying to do better but it's hard and I feel a lot of pressure since I am the only person he's going to learn from.
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Post by Rusty Red on May 31, 2019 13:12:31 GMT -6
I mean, the women I work with leave piss, shit, and blood smears on the toilet, floor, and so on. No bathroom behavior shocks me anymore.
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 13:14:42 GMT -6
Oh thank goodness there are Baby Shark spin offs!
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Post by emilyinparis on May 31, 2019 13:15:42 GMT -6
I am watching dumb kid videos hoping YouTube can teach my kid Korean because I feel like I am totally failing it. If you find a good one please let me know. I want my H to teach the kids Korean but it's not going well. He only has a first grade level of Korean anyway. But I want them to learn it!
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Post by Rusty Red on May 31, 2019 13:22:42 GMT -6
After this post, let's never see the phrase plethora of poop on here again, k?
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 13:23:19 GMT -6
Oh thank goodness there are Baby Shark spin offs! There is a whole amazon prime section of them. We turn them on when DS2 is losing his marbles while we are trying to get dinner going.
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 31, 2019 13:26:26 GMT -6
I thought the poop annoyance was not that people have to poop, but that people were all coming to her floor specifically to poop. Therefore, creating a plethora of poop that could otherwise be dispersed between multiple floors so as not to have so much poop on one floor? (Poop.) I get that. One of the first buildings I was in at my new job contained some of the nastiest people ever. Not cleaning up after themselves, not washing hands. Just disgusting. People put up flyers, PLEASE WASH YPUR HANDS to prevent the spread of germs. Nope. Didn’t work. I was so thankful to get the hell out of that building. Unless you are specifically watching people come to your floor and state that is their only business there, it's a weird assumption to make that people are going to a specific floor to poop because it's the most populated and therefore more people will have to smell it. It's also a weird assumption that people are going to intentionally go to other floors to poop just because a floor is vacant. Most people are going to go where they are located. If you are on a full floor, there will be more people going to the bathroom because there are more people there to begin with.
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Cher
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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 13:29:54 GMT -6
Everybody knows where the poop floor is.
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Post by thatgolfb on May 31, 2019 13:30:19 GMT -6
I don’t know that you can always control the sound effects of pooping. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do about it. How is this bathroom ALWAYS full of loud poopers? Is it the designated pooping place for the entire building? What are these people eating to cause this? Those poop sprays do nothing but make it smell like scented feces. Agreed, BUT I will say that the Pooppouri actually does a decent job and is the best smelling of the shit flower smells I have smelled. Smell.
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Post by thatgolfb on May 31, 2019 13:32:09 GMT -6
I thought the poop annoyance was not that people have to poop, but that people were all coming to her floor specifically to poop. Therefore, creating a plethora of poop that could otherwise be dispersed between multiple floors so as not to have so much poop on one floor? (Poop.) I get that. One of the first buildings I was in at my new job contained some of the nastiest people ever. Not cleaning up after themselves, not washing hands. Just disgusting. People put up flyers, PLEASE WASH YPUR HANDS to prevent the spread of germs. Nope. Didn’t work. I was so thankful to get the hell out of that building. I just don't understand why everyone would be converging to one single bathroom to let our their heinous poops. Like, why? As the pooper, don't you want to be alone? Do they have poop meetings?
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Post by AnnPerkins on May 31, 2019 13:34:48 GMT -6
I just had the most brilliant idea. Mix the ashes with a ton of glitter and just walk around blowing it out of your hand and tell people it's Pixie dust. Tinkerbell costume suggested but not required. So you'd be walking around Disney blowing your dead H's ashes on everyone... No, no. It would be my ashes, so it would be quite the honor.
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 31, 2019 13:35:57 GMT -6
I thought the poop annoyance was not that people have to poop, but that people were all coming to her floor specifically to poop. Therefore, creating a plethora of poop that could otherwise be dispersed between multiple floors so as not to have so much poop on one floor? (Poop.) I get that. One of the first buildings I was in at my new job contained some of the nastiest people ever. Not cleaning up after themselves, not washing hands. Just disgusting. People put up flyers, PLEASE WASH YPUR HANDS to prevent the spread of germs. Nope. Didn’t work. I was so thankful to get the hell out of that building. I just don't understand why everyone would be converging to one single bathroom to let our their heinous poops. Like, why? As the pooper, don't you want to be alone? Do they have poop meetings? Maybe they all hate someone that works on that floor.
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Cher
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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 13:37:10 GMT -6
I just don't understand why everyone would be converging to one single bathroom to let our their heinous poops. Like, why? As the pooper, don't you want to be alone? Do they have poop meetings? Maybe they all hate someone that works on that floor. I could get behind some revenge poop.
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Post by microworm on May 31, 2019 13:39:17 GMT -6
Just to get off this riveting poop discussion, I have a funny story and a confession for a Swedish balding man in his 50s.
My coworker and I are on a teleconference with folks from Sweden. The one dude (mentioned above) has his laptop video camera on. The view is on his face for most of the meeting when all of a sudden he tips the laptop and BAM, close up of his junk and gut. Thank god we were on mute because we were dying at the full screen shot of his junk for a good 30 sec. Camera pans back up to face. The back down for another junk shot.
This is why you cover the camera with tape or a post it.
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Post by AnnPerkins on May 31, 2019 13:39:21 GMT -6
Hello, have we met, STP? Poof
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Post by brux on May 31, 2019 13:42:24 GMT -6
Maybe there's an outlook calendar where people get to sign up for their poop slot on the pooping floor.
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 13:42:29 GMT -6
I am watching dumb kid videos hoping YouTube can teach my kid Korean because I feel like I am totally failing it. If you find a good one please let me know. I want my H to teach the kids Korean but it's not going well. He only has a first grade level of Korean anyway. But I want them to learn it! Here are some TV shows I think would appeal to my kid. I don't remember how old your kids are but these would be good for older kids just to get more exposure. A lot of the shows are available in English on YouTube or various streaming services just so you're aware if you don't want them to find those to watch instead. Super WingsRobocar Poli Tayo the Little BusPororo, Kebikids, and Pink Fong have shorter episodes or songs that are more geared towards younger kids and teaching counting or the alphabet or whatever.
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 13:44:39 GMT -6
That's amazing and impressive! I had such big dreams of raising him to be bilingual and it's been harder than I had expected. And now he gets angry when I speak to him in Korean. Keep at it! My neighbors are going through this. Now at 4, he get it and will speak his native language with family and English with his friend. But he went though a phase (right after starting daycare) where he only wanted to speak English. I think they did a lot of non English cartoons... also, as a kid who didn’t want to learn and my mom gave up...I regret it. So stay on him he will be thankful one day! Oh that's good to hear the cartoons helped, that's basically my plan. It is hard but I am determined to step up my game.
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