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Post by poppet on Sept 30, 2019 13:29:32 GMT -6
Avery has some sort of fetish for all things middle eastern. She lives for the moments she can speak the two words of Arabic that she knows. Her mom is equal parts saint and idiot.
Angela and her one egg. Omg. She and Michael were so giddy in that moment. Talk about not knowing how things work.
When the doctor later mentioned her menopause there was a wave of awkwardness that flooded the room. Like she didn't want the words uttered in front of cameras.
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Post by poppet on Sept 30, 2019 13:30:12 GMT -6
And if she never says the word "tote" again I will be alright.
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Post by brux on Sept 30, 2019 13:39:35 GMT -6
I'm shocked that all these people are listening to Angela say "tote it" and understand what she means!
What kind of backwoods word choice is that?
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Post by brux on Sept 30, 2019 13:40:49 GMT -6
I really wish Avery and Omar well, but it just seems like they need a lot of effort to make it work. He has some pretty defined expectations of what a wife is, rightly or wrongly, and that American chick ain't gonna be the one.
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Post by brux on Sept 30, 2019 13:42:04 GMT -6
I was dying at Tim for the last two episodes.
What in the world is that man's deal? It took him a week to kiss her and he rolled over and avoided having sex? Like that shit is understandable in a 15 year old boy, but what a mood killer he is. I would dump his ass so fast if I was Jeniffer.
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Sept 30, 2019 13:44:40 GMT -6
Idc if My-kohl is using her or not, he needs to run.
Oh Darcey. I’ve never seen a grown woman that jealous of her sister. Can you imagine the fights they had as teens? Her IG cracks me up. She has zero self awareness.
When all the parts of Avery’s brain fully forms she’s going to have the regrets.
I’m starting to think eyebrows has sexual issues.
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Post by brux on Sept 30, 2019 13:49:19 GMT -6
Idc if My-kohl is using her or not, he needs to run. Oh Darcey. I’ve never seen a grown woman that jealous of her sister. Can you imagine the fights they had as teens? Her IG cracks me up. She has zero self awareness. When all the parts of Avery’s brain fully forms she’s going to have the regrets. I’m starting to thing eyebrows has sexual issues. is eyebrows Tim? I'm starting to wonder a lot about him. He has such an awkward body. Huge head, skinny yet fleshy arms with no muscle, and man boobs. I don't mean to body shame, but if he's all in his head about why this 25 year old hot Columbian might not be into him, he really needs to work on his personality. Because he needs something going for him and right now he has nothing.
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Post by poppet on Sept 30, 2019 13:59:14 GMT -6
I really wish Avery and Omar well, but it just seems like they need a lot of effort to make it work. He has some pretty defined expectations of what a wife is, rightly or wrongly, and that American chick ain't gonna be the one. I feel like she is chomping at the bit to behave as a stereotypical contrarian, free-spirited, American woman with him. The preview where she is telling him she wants to keep dancing in the street or whatever the hell she was saying. She loves to make everyone crazy with her antics.
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Post by poppet on Sept 30, 2019 14:01:40 GMT -6
Idc if My-kohl is using her or not, he needs to run. Oh Darcey. I’ve never seen a grown woman that jealous of her sister. Can you imagine the fights they had as teens? Her IG cracks me up. She has zero self awareness. When all the parts of Avery’s brain fully forms she’s going to have the regrets. I’m starting to thing eyebrows has sexual issues. is eyebrows Tim? I'm starting to wonder a lot about him. He has such an awkward body. Huge head, skinny yet fleshy arms with no muscle, and man boobs. I don't mean to body shame, but if he's all in his head about why this 25 year old hot Columbian might not be into him, he really needs to work on his personality. Because he needs something going for him and right now he has nothing. Yes. His body is SO weird. The narrowest shoulders I have ever seen on a man. And he has a peculiar accent to me. Almost like he's clenching his teeth or something? Or doing a pretend "wealthy old man" voice from a cartoon or something. I can't explain it, lol, but there's something with that voice. He may come by it naturally.
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Sept 30, 2019 14:03:01 GMT -6
Idc if My-kohl is using her or not, he needs to run. Oh Darcey. I’ve never seen a grown woman that jealous of her sister. Can you imagine the fights they had as teens? Her IG cracks me up. She has zero self awareness. When all the parts of Avery’s brain fully forms she’s going to have the regrets. I’m starting to thing eyebrows has sexual issues. is eyebrows Tim? I'm starting to wonder a lot about him. He has such an awkward body. Huge head, skinny yet fleshy arms with no muscle, and man boobs. I don't mean to body shame, but if he's all in his head about why this 25 year old hot Columbian might not be into him, he really needs to work on his personality. Because he needs something going for him and right now he has nothing. Yes Tim. He looks like a Sim. Well I’m wondering if it’s a body issue for him? If I remember right he mentioned losing a lot of weight so maybe stretch marks and saggy skin? It doesn’t help that she does emasculate him.
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Post by brux on Sept 30, 2019 14:06:47 GMT -6
is eyebrows Tim? I'm starting to wonder a lot about him. He has such an awkward body. Huge head, skinny yet fleshy arms with no muscle, and man boobs. I don't mean to body shame, but if he's all in his head about why this 25 year old hot Columbian might not be into him, he really needs to work on his personality. Because he needs something going for him and right now he has nothing. Yes Tim. He looks like a Sim. Well I’m wondering if it’s a body issue for him? If I remember right he mentioned losing a lot of weight so maybe stretch marks and saggy skin? It doesn’t help that she does emasculate him. I'm not into having a big masculine dude, but the first night we're laying in bed with eye masks and it takes you a week AND ME PULLING YOUR FACE INTO MINE to kiss me? I'm going to be talking shit about you.
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Sept 30, 2019 14:07:59 GMT -6
Yes Tim. He looks like a Sim. Well I’m wondering if it’s a body issue for him? If I remember right he mentioned losing a lot of weight so maybe stretch marks and saggy skin? It doesn’t help that she does emasculate him. I'm not into having a big masculine dude, but the first night we're laying in bed with eye masks and it takes you a week AND ME PULLING YOUR FACE INTO MINE to kiss me? I'm going to be talking shit about you. Yeah I can’t get it up for a man who’s eyebrows are shaped better than mine.
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Post by brux on Sept 30, 2019 14:08:12 GMT -6
is eyebrows Tim? I'm starting to wonder a lot about him. He has such an awkward body. Huge head, skinny yet fleshy arms with no muscle, and man boobs. I don't mean to body shame, but if he's all in his head about why this 25 year old hot Columbian might not be into him, he really needs to work on his personality. Because he needs something going for him and right now he has nothing. Yes. His body is SO weird. The narrowest shoulders I have ever seen on a man. And he has a peculiar accent to me. Almost like he's clenching his teeth or something? Or doing a pretend "wealthy old man" voice from a cartoon or something. I can't explain it, lol, but there's something with that voice. He may come by it naturally. all of this too. his manner of speech is so weird and he has dead ceiling eyes.
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Post by brux on Sept 30, 2019 14:13:40 GMT -6
I really wish Avery and Omar well, but it just seems like they need a lot of effort to make it work. He has some pretty defined expectations of what a wife is, rightly or wrongly, and that American chick ain't gonna be the one. I feel like she is chomping at the bit to behave as a stereotypical contrarian, free-spirited, American woman with him. The preview where she is telling him she wants to keep dancing in the street or whatever the hell she was saying. She loves to make everyone crazy with her antics. Well she's 19. She just says and does things to get a reaction. I don't see her ever leaving him but I see herself setting the stage for a pretty tough life with Omar if she doesn't approach their marriage with more maturity and less puppy dog eyes.
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Post by poppet on Sept 30, 2019 14:18:49 GMT -6
Yes. His body is SO weird. The narrowest shoulders I have ever seen on a man. And he has a peculiar accent to me. Almost like he's clenching his teeth or something? Or doing a pretend "wealthy old man" voice from a cartoon or something. I can't explain it, lol, but there's something with that voice. He may come by it naturally. all of this too. his manner of speech is so weird and he has dead ceiling eyes. You have killed me dead. Lawd yes.
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Post by ColorShock on Sept 30, 2019 18:25:03 GMT -6
Avery has some sort of fetish for all things middle eastern. She lives for the moments she can speak the two words of Arabic that she knows. Her mom is equal parts saint and idiot. Angela and her one egg. Omg. She and Michael were so giddy in that moment. Talk about not knowing how things work. When the doctor later mentioned her menopause there was a wave of awkwardness that flooded the room. Like she didn't want the words uttered in front of cameras. Also, even if she conceived, is she ready for this? Does she really want to be pregnant, deliver, and care for a newborn and raise a child again? Is she up for that? And if I were her, I’d assume I’d be doing it alone. I feel like someone should bring this up to her.
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Post by ColorShock on Sept 30, 2019 18:27:10 GMT -6
I was dying at Tim for the last two episodes. What in the world is that man's deal? It took him a week to kiss her and he rolled over and avoided having sex? Like that shit is understandable in a 15 year old boy, but what a mood killer he is. I would dump his ass so fast if I was Jeniffer. She hasn’t been pleasant and has made her reservations known. I’d be nervous to have sex with her, too. She would for sure make fun of him endlessly for a poor performance even if he did his best. I don’t totally get what happened, but I don’t blame him.
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Post by ColorShock on Sept 30, 2019 18:30:04 GMT -6
I really wish Avery and Omar well, but it just seems like they need a lot of effort to make it work. He has some pretty defined expectations of what a wife is, rightly or wrongly, and that American chick ain't gonna be the one. I feel like she is chomping at the bit to behave as a stereotypical contrarian, free-spirited, American woman with him. The preview where she is telling him she wants to keep dancing in the street or whatever the hell she was saying. She loves to make everyone crazy with her antics. Wouldn’t recommend drawing attention to yourself as an American with a cross tattoo on your hand in Syria. That’s a lesson to only get to learn once.
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Post by ColorShock on Sept 30, 2019 18:32:41 GMT -6
I feel like she is chomping at the bit to behave as a stereotypical contrarian, free-spirited, American woman with him. The preview where she is telling him she wants to keep dancing in the street or whatever the hell she was saying. She loves to make everyone crazy with her antics. Well she's 19. She just says and does things to get a reaction. I don't see her ever leaving him but I see herself setting the stage for a pretty tough life with Omar if she doesn't approach their marriage with more maturity and less puppy dog eyes. Hopefully the puppy dog eyes go away once she knows him for more than 5 days.
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Post by brux on Sept 30, 2019 18:44:28 GMT -6
I was dying at Tim for the last two episodes. What in the world is that man's deal? It took him a week to kiss her and he rolled over and avoided having sex? Like that shit is understandable in a 15 year old boy, but what a mood killer he is. I would dump his ass so fast if I was Jeniffer. She hasn’t been pleasant and has made her reservations known. I’d be nervous to have sex with her, too. She would for sure make fun of him endlessly for a poor performance even if he did his best. I don’t totally get what happened, but I don’t blame him. i blame him totally. Yes this is the first time they’ve met, but they’ve been talking for months now. Jump her bones already or move on.
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Post by thatgolfb on Sept 30, 2019 21:26:56 GMT -6
I was dying at Tim for the last two episodes. What in the world is that man's deal? It took him a week to kiss her and he rolled over and avoided having sex? Like that shit is understandable in a 15 year old boy, but what a mood killer he is. I would dump his ass so fast if I was Jeniffer. She is like... way way too interesting and attractive for him. Yeah I said it.
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Post by ColorShock on Oct 1, 2019 4:16:00 GMT -6
She hasn’t been pleasant and has made her reservations known. I’d be nervous to have sex with her, too. She would for sure make fun of him endlessly for a poor performance even if he did his best. I don’t totally get what happened, but I don’t blame him. i blame him totally. Yes this is the first time they’ve met, but they’ve been talking for months now. Jump her bones already or move on. Sounds like Jennifer posted a meme of that scene in American Pie where he finishes early. So. I guess rumor has it he tried and should have pregamed earlier. Lol. That would explain his sour mood. Not excuse it, but that would make sense to me.
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Oct 1, 2019 7:00:34 GMT -6
I was all about Jeniffer until I saw her in a Native American headdress and when called out by Native Americans she basically said too bad and they’re too sensitive.
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Post by ColorShock on Oct 1, 2019 9:24:29 GMT -6
I was all about Jeniffer until I saw her in a Native American headdress and when called out by Native Americans she basically said too bad and they’re too sensitive. I’m not a huge fan of her. I don’t particularly like Tim either. I didn’t like her opening statement with her talking about how she’s pretty so if he’s not good enough for her she’ll easily find someone else. It is probably true, but it rubbed me the wrong way. There’s more than being pretty.
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Post by shamycooler on Oct 1, 2019 9:31:41 GMT -6
I love any and all iterations of this show, and Pillow Talk is now one of my fav things ever! I've also started spending way too much time on the reddit pages.
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Post by ColorShock on Oct 1, 2019 10:13:03 GMT -6
I love any and all iterations of this show, and Pillow Talk is now one of my fav things ever! I've also started spending way too much time on the reddit pages. Is Colt and his mother still on? That's the reason I won't watch Pillow Talk.
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Post by shamycooler on Oct 1, 2019 11:37:26 GMT -6
I love any and all iterations of this show, and Pillow Talk is now one of my fav things ever! I've also started spending way too much time on the reddit pages. Is Colt and his mother still on? That's the reason I won't watch Pillow Talk. I don't believe so. Last night Elizabeth and Andrei were on instead.
But I seriously love David and Annie and Tarek and Dean.
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Post by angelashly on Oct 1, 2019 11:48:51 GMT -6
Is Colt and his mother still on? That's the reason I won't watch Pillow Talk. I don't believe so. Last night Elizabeth and Andrei were on instead.
But I seriously love David and Annie and Tarek and Dean.
Oh I don't like them either
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Post by shamycooler on Oct 1, 2019 11:51:19 GMT -6
I don't believe so. Last night Elizabeth and Andrei were on instead.
But I seriously love David and Annie and Tarek and Dean.
Oh I don't like them either Yeah, I don't really care for those two either. Plus her sisters were there and well, I just didn't love their segments. But my love of David/Annie and Tarek/Dean make it worthwhile!
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Post by elodin on Oct 1, 2019 12:14:02 GMT -6
Dead ceiling eyes.
Fantastic 😂
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