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Post by peachsmama on Nov 20, 2018 19:01:07 GMT -6
Actually just because I can't find the other thread..
Me: Hurry up and finish eating, you're getting in the bath after dinner
J: YAY!!!! MATTHEW WE'RE GETTING A BATH AFTER DINNER!!!!
M: *sigh* I know that because I CAN HEAR!
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Post by klong11 on Nov 20, 2018 20:00:49 GMT -6
Dr: the high emotions are probably just a phase. It comes with being 5, maybe.
C: and I just started being 5!
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Post by tgrimes on Nov 20, 2018 21:09:57 GMT -6
M: I wish I was smaller so I could go up your nose and see your boogers.
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Post by dapostrophe on Nov 21, 2018 7:51:03 GMT -6
Ev: Can I have some popcorn?
Me: Finish your apples first.
Ev: But I don't like foods that start with the letter "A"!
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Post by klong11 on Nov 21, 2018 10:42:11 GMT -6
There are only two or three boy LOLs, Cadence got her first one the other day. They are anatomically correct. Cue our first boy's have penises conversation. It basically ended with
PENIS!?!? I'm just going to call it his butt.
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Post by peachsmama on Nov 23, 2018 12:37:02 GMT -6
Jackson wanted to play with blocks and Matthew had built something. We've been telling him he cant build something and hold all the blocks hostage. So we gave them to Jackson.
Matthew stormed off to my moms room yelling "I'm out of here!" And slammed the door. A few minutes later he opened the door and yelled "I'm so angry with you!" He finally came out 10 minutes later but lord. I fear the teenager years.
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Post by peachsmama on Nov 24, 2018 22:05:28 GMT -6
M: daddy, you can't forget to tell Santa what you want for Christmas. He's at the train place right now.
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Post by peachsmama on Nov 30, 2018 21:17:00 GMT -6
M: ugh, I just dont like being a genius
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Post by peachsmama on Nov 30, 2018 21:17:55 GMT -6
I asked M to throw J's pull up away while I was dressing J.
M: I'm just 5 years old! I dont have to do everything!
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Post by kim22 on Jan 16, 2019 20:32:11 GMT -6
I told C tonight he better drink his milk because mommy’s milk is all gone now. T goes “oh my god, where did it go? C is going to be sooo mad.”
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Post by wedding on Jan 20, 2019 12:30:12 GMT -6
We just started watching Boss Baby and at the beginning where they ask the older boy if he wants a baby brother and he says “No Thank you”. C asked me to ask him and he responded the same. Then after a minute he says “but for real life guys, I DONT want a baby brother!”
Glad we are on the same page.
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Post by peachsmama on Jan 25, 2019 21:23:30 GMT -6
The boys have been sniffling and I forgot to give them benadryl before bed. I whispered "are you guys awake?" Matthew responds "no, I'm sleeping" then sighed like I'm an idiot. This kid.
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Post by peachsmama on Jan 31, 2019 20:28:47 GMT -6
Jackson: I just cant wait to see my baby sister! Shes just taking to long!
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Post by tgrimes on Feb 1, 2019 9:21:23 GMT -6
Picking up the kids at daycare yesterday:
Me: M, where's your jacket?
M: It's in room 101.
Me: Great. Go get it, please.
M: No, you get it.
Me: It's your jacket. Please go get it.
M: Well, you bought. You get it.
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Post by cagoldi on Feb 1, 2019 11:44:38 GMT -6
This thread cracks me up. I love reading about these spunky kiddos.
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Post by cagoldi on Feb 1, 2019 11:46:24 GMT -6
Atticus: I don’t like Daniel Tiger anymore. He’s bipedal, and that’s just weird. Tigers are supposed to be quadrupedal.
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Post by cagoldi on Feb 1, 2019 11:47:25 GMT -6
Me: Oh, cute! Look at that snow rabbit.
Atticus: No, mom, excuse me, they are called Arctic hares.
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Post by lfig on Feb 1, 2019 11:56:13 GMT -6
Me: Oh, cute! Look at that snow rabbit. Atticus: No, mom, excuse me, they are called Arctic hares. A reminds me of my 11 year old nephew. From the time he could talk he was full of knowledge, especially about animals. |
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Post by klong11 on Feb 1, 2019 12:03:56 GMT -6
Me: You need to get dressed, brush your hair, and brush your teeth before you can watch the tablet.
C: WHO MADE THIS RULE?!?!
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Post by cagoldi on Feb 1, 2019 12:04:09 GMT -6
Atticus: Mom, I want to tell you about a moose.
Me: Okay? What do I need to know?
Atticus: They have some loose skin on their neck called a dewlap.
Me: what a funny word.
Atticus: Mom, please don’t talk like that. It’s unkind and the moose will feel sad if he thinks you’re making fun of him.
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Post by cagoldi on Feb 1, 2019 12:05:30 GMT -6
Me: Oh, cute! Look at that snow rabbit. Atticus: No, mom, excuse me, they are called Arctic hares. A reminds me of my 11 year old nephew. From the time he could talk he was full of knowledge, especially about animals. It’s fun, but I can’t encourage him too much because then he becomes confident he knows everything. He does teach me something new about animals at least once a week though.! |
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Post by peachsmama on Feb 1, 2019 16:12:44 GMT -6
J having a conversation with a little Lego person "I get in trouble a lot for not listening!" Lol.
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Post by peachsmama on Feb 2, 2019 17:40:18 GMT -6
M: so mom, what do you wanna do for dinner? Go out?
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Post by peachsmama on Feb 3, 2019 22:50:58 GMT -6
I woke up motn and covered M up. He woke up and sat up in bed to tell me "I did not want a cover!" Laid down, kicked off the blanket and went back to sleep. Oooookay.
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Post by cagoldi on Feb 4, 2019 9:16:24 GMT -6
Well, for all Atticus’ knowledge about animals, I still get questions like “Could a werewolf beat up a shark?”
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Post by nam2013 on Feb 4, 2019 9:21:33 GMT -6
Well, for all Atticus’ knowledge about animals, I still get questions like “Could a werewolf beat up a shark?” Hahaha same here. Ds wants to become a biologist and study every single animal out there. His knowledge is impressive, Yet we had a ‘fight’ last week about baleen whales... |
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Post by cagoldi on Feb 25, 2019 13:21:27 GMT -6
Atticus was showing me how to floss. I asked him if his friends taught him those moves.
He said, “Mom, you taught me to follow my heart, and my heart told me how to dance like that.”
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Post by cagoldi on Feb 25, 2019 13:22:22 GMT -6
At Chuck E. Cheese on Saturday, Atticus told me “I used to eat pizza every single day, but then I got scurvy.”
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Post by cagoldi on Feb 25, 2019 13:24:40 GMT -6
This exemplifies the innocence of the eldest child vs the lack of it on the part of a younger child:
Atticus: (as we walk in to Chuck E. Cheese, pointing at the mouse picture) Mom, M in my class (who I know had older siblings) told me that Chuck E. Is scary and he kills people. I told him that’s silly, he’s just a mouse!
His classmate was talking about Chuckie from Child’s Play, but the only Chuck E. Dude knows about sells pizza.
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Post by dapostrophe on Feb 25, 2019 13:38:08 GMT -6
Evelyn: *telling one of her stories from the backseat*
Windshield wipers: making a "flub flub flub" noise as they go back and forth on lightly raining day.
Evelyn: Daddy, please stop farting while I'm talking.
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