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Post by angelashly on Oct 29, 2018 7:48:10 GMT -6
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Post by justbecause on Oct 29, 2018 8:12:20 GMT -6
Was the coke doing Bieber a prank too?
The burrito thing seems like a lot of work for something that is pretty dumb.
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Post by RunsforWineandCarbs on Oct 29, 2018 8:33:06 GMT -6
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Post by Pizzaslut on Oct 29, 2018 8:37:23 GMT -6
Next Sunday’s KUWTK is the Triston cheating episode YASSSSS! Thank you. The only episode I will watch. |
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Post by Bubblegum on Oct 29, 2018 8:45:38 GMT -6
Sideways burrito was my Halloween costume though.
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Post by angelashly on Oct 29, 2018 8:48:27 GMT -6
Next Sunday’s KUWTK is the Triston cheating episode YASSSSS! Thank you. The only episode I will watch. You know I will be there too Yesterday's episode was Khloe going back to Cleveland and showing Scott around while doing their podcast |
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Post by brux on Oct 29, 2018 9:15:50 GMT -6
Sideways burrito was my Halloween costume though. well now you can be a Bieber impersonator impersonator. |
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Post by Bubblegum on Oct 29, 2018 9:18:43 GMT -6
Sideways burrito was my Halloween costume though. well now you can be a Bieber impersonator impersonator. Not the same though. This is the worst. It's like 3 days before prom and no one has asked me. |
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Post by brux on Oct 29, 2018 9:19:47 GMT -6
well now you can be a Bieber impersonator impersonator. Not the same though. This is the worst. It's like 3 days before prom and no one has asked me. you could always be asking multiple boys and getting told no, like me for my senior prom. |
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Post by brux on Oct 29, 2018 9:22:34 GMT -6
I asked more than three guys who each told me they'd rather wait to see what their other options were. I ended up taking my acquaintance's 10th grade brother to prom.  |
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Post by angelashly on Oct 29, 2018 9:25:35 GMT -6
I still have no costume either  |
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Post by bobyn on Oct 29, 2018 9:57:00 GMT -6
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. I specifically remember the blind saying that she was cheating on John. I could be remembering wrong but whatever. It doesn't really matter because I didn't really believe it at the time but I think Enty if full of it here. Timelines don’t seem to be Enty’s thing. He's said he'll botch timelines if he feels it'll give too much information away. Eye rolls for days. |
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Post by Tlex on Oct 29, 2018 10:01:57 GMT -6
I asked more than three guys who each told me they'd rather wait to see what their other options were. I ended up taking my acquaintance's 10th grade brother to prom. May they all have early male-pattern baldness. May their morning breath forever repel their spouses from sexy romps before breakfast. May their shower frequently and suddenly run cold. May their middle aged paunches be impossible to be rid of. May their new humility help them raise better humans. |
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Post by Tlex on Oct 29, 2018 10:03:07 GMT -6
Cannot recall my costume but I recall I got a decent glut of love-tits when I posted it so I will revel in that if I don’t come up with something on Wednesday.
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Post by Bubblegum on Oct 29, 2018 10:04:36 GMT -6
Oh Brux. Their loss. Fuck em.
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Post by summerbabe on Oct 29, 2018 10:08:11 GMT -6
I asked more than three guys who each told me they'd rather wait to see what their other options were. I ended up taking my acquaintance's 10th grade brother to prom. I love this. I invited my friend Jason, which then inspired 6 other girls to say "oh cool, that's perfect, Jason will be our dates too" and I was like wait what, and then he ditched us all early to go to a MXPX show. I ended up getting a ride home in a pickup truck from people I hadn't met before prom. |
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Post by caer on Oct 29, 2018 10:08:28 GMT -6
Timelines don’t seem to be Enty’s thing. He's said he'll botch timelines if he feels it'll give too much information away. Eye rolls for days. Ooooh, it’s intentional. It all makes so much sense now. 🙄 |
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Post by summerbabe on Oct 29, 2018 10:08:59 GMT -6
(If you're sad about it, then I'm sorry, I just like dumb prom stories since there is so much like, buildup for it sometimes).
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Post by Tlex on Oct 29, 2018 10:12:50 GMT -6
Re prom: no one was asking me, it was getting close, finally a guy from our friend group asked me and I was surprised but so relieved I said yes. He acted totally unenthused about it and made it clear it was a friend-thing, so I was like cool I’m going to be slutty and have fun cya! And then he apparently stewed all summer that I ditched him and didn’t hook up with him on prom night, ruining it for him. Lol. Well then at least lead a girl on?
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Post by Bubblegum on Oct 29, 2018 10:13:50 GMT -6
Are we going to share prom stories now? Prom is new high school reunion.
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Post by Tlex on Oct 29, 2018 10:14:14 GMT -6
Are we going to share prom stories now? Prom is new high school reunion. Deal with it, burrito girl. |
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Post by brux on Oct 29, 2018 10:14:52 GMT -6
(If you're sad about it, then I'm sorry, I just like dumb prom stories since there is so much like, buildup for it sometimes). no, I'm not sad about it now. It was frankly par for the course of my love life. probably BECAUSE I LOOKED LIKE THIS.  |
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Post by Bubblegum on Oct 29, 2018 10:15:58 GMT -6
Are we going to share prom stories now? Prom is new high school reunion. Deal with it, burrito girl. That wasn’t snark! I actually like these personal anecdotes when we share. |
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Post by Tlex on Oct 29, 2018 10:17:27 GMT -6
That picture kills me brux, in a way probably only the Germans have a word for. I want to ride to your past-self’s rescue but also look away and pretend never to have seen it for your current self’s sake. |
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Post by brux on Oct 29, 2018 10:18:33 GMT -6
I ended up having a lot of fun at prom. Because I wasn't all wrapped up in getting a boy to like me, I could just have fun with my friends.
We all crammed into a room at the Embassy Suites post-prom where I drank two tequila poppers and wandered to bed where my BFF gave my date a hand job. Taking one for the team. I owe her my life.
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Post by Tlex on Oct 29, 2018 10:19:35 GMT -6
Deal with it, burrito girl. That wasn’t snark! I actually like these personal anecdotes when we share. I was just teasing back. Personally I thought his burrito approach was genius for someone trying to avoid half the carbs located in each end of the folded up tortilla. |
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Post by brux on Oct 29, 2018 10:21:56 GMT -6
That picture kills me brux , in a way probably only the Germans have a word for. I want to ride to your past-self’s rescue but also look away and pretend never to have seen it for your current self’s sake. I just love the Brux of fashion past. She worked really hard to look like that in the hopes it would garner her a stable of friends and flocks of lovers. She was so, amazingly, hysterically, wrong. |
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Post by Tlex on Oct 29, 2018 10:22:22 GMT -6
I ended up having a lot of fun at prom. Because I wasn't all wrapped up in getting a boy to like me, I could just have fun with my friends. We all crammed into a room at the Embassy Suites post-prom where I drank two tequila poppers and wandered to bed where my BFF gave my date a hand job. Taking one for the team. I owe her my life. I can one-up this. I drank a pint of fireball, took off my after party dress (yes, I have always been extra) and passed out face down on a road. My besty spent $250 to cab me home and then cab herself back (our after grad was in the neighbouring province because legal drinking age is lower there) and I woke up naked in bed at my grandmas house with my clothes lovingly folded by grandma on my dresser, two Tylenol and a glass of water on my nightstand. She never said a word. |
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Post by Bubblegum on Oct 29, 2018 10:22:54 GMT -6
My prom date was a boy who I had met the summer before at Warped Tour. We stayed in touch through our Live Journals and one day I asked him over MSN. Prom was actually the second time we had seen each other. The night ended with a romp in a cemetery and lots of drugs. I wore a witchy dress and he wore a black suit with Chuck Taylors.
We dated off and on for 5 years and he broke my heart over and over including cheating on me while I was in the hospital with 2nd degree burns.
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Post by Tlex on Oct 29, 2018 10:23:01 GMT -6
That picture kills me brux , in a way probably only the Germans have a word for. I want to ride to your past-self’s rescue but also look away and pretend never to have seen it for your current self’s sake. I just love the Brux of fashion past. She worked really hard to look like that in the hopes it would garner her a stable of friends and flocks of lovers. She was so, amazingly, hysterically, wrong. As someone who made her own halter tops out of gym tees, this resonates. |
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