piratecat
Diamond
Posts: 36,048 Likes: 143,956
|
Post by piratecat on Sept 28, 2018 19:02:56 GMT -6
|
|
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 19:07:50 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by angelashly on Sept 28, 2018 19:07:50 GMT -6
The most scandalous version is my mother is on her way back to England with MH unused cockring You win the thread
|
|
Pizzaslut
Ruby
*itβs a joke. get some hobbies.
Posts: 22,728 Likes: 131,010
|
Post by Pizzaslut on Sept 28, 2018 19:08:48 GMT -6
|
|
Pizzaslut
Ruby
*itβs a joke. get some hobbies.
Posts: 22,728 Likes: 131,010
|
Post by Pizzaslut on Sept 28, 2018 19:09:43 GMT -6
How has easyas123 been posting here for years when we actually have only been here like a year?
|
|
Pistol
Diamond
Posts: 28,064 Likes: 62,420
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 19:17:04 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by Pistol on Sept 28, 2018 19:17:04 GMT -6
Funny story. I was ginormously pregnant with R (it was February and I was due in May, I canβt math right now) and was flying to meet H. I packed some toys. So yea. I was the huge pregnant woman with the bag with a dildo and vibes in my suitcase going through the X-ray machine. I bet those guys were struggling not to laugh. I gave zero fucks. It was Valentineβs Day weekend and I was kid free(ish) and going to have fun with my H.
|
|
Pistol
Diamond
Posts: 28,064 Likes: 62,420
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 19:23:03 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by Pistol on Sept 28, 2018 19:23:03 GMT -6
π π Fineapple π π are you calling that one a goner or will you attempt to get it back? Iβm really curious how one would ask for it back without explaining what it is, assuming she doesnβt already know.
|
|
bobyn
Diamond
local baby-making menace
Posts: 27,900 Likes: 167,315
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 19:23:50 GMT -6
Post by bobyn on Sept 28, 2018 19:23:50 GMT -6
|
|
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 19:28:23 GMT -6
Post by sweptaway on Sept 28, 2018 19:28:23 GMT -6
I have no idea why Iβm engaging with what will undoubtedly end up being a troll but I blame it on a boring documentary DH is watching on tv. I, for one, appreciate you taking this one for the team
|
|
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 19:30:12 GMT -6
Post by sweptaway on Sept 28, 2018 19:30:12 GMT -6
The most scandalous version is my mother is on her way back to England with MH unused cockring She's totally getting stopped at airport security for a cock ring in her carry on
|
|
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 19:30:50 GMT -6
Post by sweptaway on Sept 28, 2018 19:30:50 GMT -6
I don't know what a cock ring looks like. Would I know one if I saw one? Definitely not googling
|
|
pixie
Bronze
Posts: 127 Likes: 555
|
Post by pixie on Sept 28, 2018 19:42:08 GMT -6
I don't know what a cock ring looks like. Would I know one if I saw one? Definitely not googling ....isnβt it just a ring that fits the balls/cock? I AM NOT AN AE. DONT ANYONE DARE CALL ME THAT. IVE POSTED 10s of TIMES!
|
|
thatgolfb
Unicorn
Posts: 55,026 Likes: 234,926
|
Post by thatgolfb on Sept 28, 2018 19:51:43 GMT -6
I didnβt realize what was that thing in the duffel bag I gave her at the last minute. I was too busy making sure she didnβt see the lube. Literally sitting back now like ummmmm that was the fucking ring. Omg πππ
|
|
McBenny
Unicorn
#sickomode
Posts: 52,189 Likes: 296,706
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 19:59:39 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by McBenny on Sept 28, 2018 19:59:39 GMT -6
The most scandalous version is my mother is on her way back to England with MH unused cockring wow
|
|
Risscaboobs
Sapphire
Fuck is by far my favorite F word.
Posts: 2,971 Likes: 10,175
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 20:41:46 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by Risscaboobs on Sept 28, 2018 20:41:46 GMT -6
I didnβt realize what was that thing in the duffel bag I gave her at the last minute. I was too busy making sure she didnβt see the lube. Literally sitting back now like ummmmm that was the fucking ring. omg lol
|
|
jorkzy
Emerald
Posts: 13,798 Likes: 73,578
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 21:06:42 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by jorkzy on Sept 28, 2018 21:06:42 GMT -6
I don't even know. Might be a moose. What? You donβt know? Iβm pretty sure it is a beaver. It is at least your national park mascot or whatever. Welp you made me google and it is, in fact, the Beaver. That majestic beast is the symbol of our sovereignty. You guys have the mighty bald eagle, we have.... the Beaver. I'm laffin
|
|
piratecat
Diamond
Posts: 36,048 Likes: 143,956
|
Post by piratecat on Sept 28, 2018 21:23:24 GMT -6
What? You donβt know? Iβm pretty sure it is a beaver. It is at least your national park mascot or whatever. Welp you made me google and it is, in fact, the Beaver. That majestic beast is the symbol of our sovereignty. You guys have the mighty bald eagle, we have.... the Beaver. I'm laffin They are quite cute.
|
|
|
FFFC
Sept 28, 2018 22:11:25 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by blurnette989 on Sept 28, 2018 22:11:25 GMT -6
She's totally getting stopped at airport security for a cock ring in her carry on Neon purple flexible with brand new batteries. ohhhh the batteries will give it away. If it was just the ring as some are without any acoutrements, she might not think twice, lol.
|
|
bobyn
Diamond
local baby-making menace
Posts: 27,900 Likes: 167,315
|
Post by bobyn on Sept 28, 2018 22:13:51 GMT -6
She's totally getting stopped at airport security for a cock ring in her carry on Neon purple flexible with brand new batteries. Get it (back)!
|
|
|
FFFC
Oct 1, 2018 17:51:42 GMT -6
Post by sherminator on Oct 1, 2018 17:51:42 GMT -6
She's totally getting stopped at airport security for a cock ring in her carry on Neon purple flexible with brand new batteries. Could you tell her its a wrist massager for carpal tunnel syndrome?
|
|