emma
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Post by emma on Sept 21, 2018 21:32:18 GMT -6
Where do we fall on maybe tastefully nude under a waterfall? Flower crown included obvs Pics or it didn't happen. Oh I did not do photos of any kind but I’m thinking it would be much classy
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Post by Lord Disick on Sept 21, 2018 21:32:39 GMT -6
A good friend of mine did a favor for another friend and ended up with pictures of her topless and breastfeeding in a gauzy white gown in a field of wildflowers and wearing a flower crown on the internet. Please put me in touch so we can process our trauma together You guys would hit it off. She was my favorite person here and she moved three hours away this summer.
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Post by jabbers on Sept 21, 2018 21:33:28 GMT -6
Damn sorry. I’m looking forward to the reveal of the floaty gown though Ughhhhhhhhh late confession. When I was pregnant with D1 maternity photos were definitely not in the budget so I did modeling for a new local photographer in exchange for free photos. She and I had... extremely different visions... you bet there was a floaty gown. So many cheesecloths. All the colours. Vague nudity. It’s all very embarrassing and on the internet somewhere. ANYWAYS. Well now you have to share them!
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Sept 21, 2018 21:33:39 GMT -6
The photos I get now are just our yearly family photos! We are stand in a field people though. It’s who we are. Are you "field people?" Can you rephrase the question
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Sept 21, 2018 21:33:55 GMT -6
Ughhhhhhhhh late confession. When I was pregnant with D1 maternity photos were definitely not in the budget so I did modeling for a new local photographer in exchange for free photos. She and I had... extremely different visions... you bet there was a floaty gown. So many cheesecloths. All the colours. Vague nudity. It’s all very embarrassing and on the internet somewhere. ANYWAYS. Well now you have to share them! Never. Ever. Ever.
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Post by Lord Disick on Sept 21, 2018 21:36:06 GMT -6
Can you rephrase the question I just remember someone here or the other place complaining that their photographer had them pose in front of a barn and they weren't even "barn people." And I'm moderately inebriated. Is that an oxymoron?
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emma
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Post by emma on Sept 21, 2018 21:37:09 GMT -6
Tlex but this years family pics will include flower crowns yes?
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Sept 21, 2018 21:37:22 GMT -6
Can you rephrase the question I just remember someone here or the other place complaining that their photographer had them pose in front of a barn and they weren't even "barn people." And I'm moderately inebriated. Is that an oxymoron? Lol that’s the joke I was going for. We ARE field people.
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Sept 21, 2018 21:37:40 GMT -6
Tlex but this years family pics will include flower crowns yes? I mean now I am starting to develop a vision...
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Sept 21, 2018 21:38:58 GMT -6
I do think my children might behave better if they were allowed to wear their fairy wings.
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Post by Lord Disick on Sept 21, 2018 21:40:05 GMT -6
I just remember someone here or the other place complaining that their photographer had them pose in front of a barn and they weren't even "barn people." And I'm moderately inebriated. Is that an oxymoron? Lol that’s the joke I was going for. We ARE field people. I'm off my game.
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Jesslfar
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Post by Jesslfar on Sept 21, 2018 21:41:16 GMT -6
Can you rephrase the question I just remember someone here or the other place complaining that their photographer had them pose in front of a barn and they weren't even "barn people." And I'm moderately inebriated. Is that an oxymoron? Eh, there are only a few photographer staples. You have fields, barns, rivers or beaches and rail road tracks, field of flowers. If you want an outdoor pic it is going to be one of those even if it is not what you are into.
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Sept 21, 2018 21:42:00 GMT -6
I just remember someone here or the other place complaining that their photographer had them pose in front of a barn and they weren't even "barn people." And I'm moderately inebriated. Is that an oxymoron? Eh, there are only a few photographer staples. You have fields, barns, rivers or beaches and rail road tracks, field of flowers. If you want an outdoor pic it is going to be one of those even if it is not what you are into. Ahem, mountains? Are you even PNW?!
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Sept 21, 2018 21:42:55 GMT -6
We tried for mountains last year to commemorate our move here and instead we got horror movie style soupy-fog.
ETA - but I love them!!
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emma
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Post by emma on Sept 21, 2018 21:43:19 GMT -6
I want to say we are forest people, do photographers do forests?
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Sept 21, 2018 21:43:48 GMT -6
I want to say we are forest people, do photographers do forests? Oh very yes
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Jesslfar
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Post by Jesslfar on Sept 21, 2018 21:44:06 GMT -6
Eh, there are only a few photographer staples. You have fields, barns, rivers or beaches and rail road tracks, field of flowers. If you want an outdoor pic it is going to be one of those even if it is not what you are into. Ahem, mountains? Are you even PNW?! The mountains are too far from here. No one does snow or mountains because they would have to drive a couple of hours and add $$$ to the cost.
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Post by Lord Disick on Sept 21, 2018 21:45:01 GMT -6
We're couch people. Or kitchen people.
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emma
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Post by emma on Sept 21, 2018 21:48:17 GMT -6
I want to say we are forest people, do photographers do forests? Oh very yes Good to know, should I ever decide we are photo people
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Jesslfar
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Post by Jesslfar on Sept 21, 2018 21:56:47 GMT -6
We're couch people. Or kitchen people. Do they photograph you doing dishes? I think I am pumpkin patch or field of leaves people.
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Post by Lord Disick on Sept 21, 2018 21:59:10 GMT -6
We're couch people. Or kitchen people. Do they photograph you doing dishes? I think I am pumpkin patch or field of leaves people. I think we're just not professional photo people.
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Post by thatgolfb on Sept 21, 2018 22:00:22 GMT -6
Pretty decent but I think the drugs are still working their magic. How are you? I don’t know if I haven’t been around or you haven’t, but I feel like it’s been awhile since I’ve “seen” you. How’s that sweet baby of yours? She's perfection. She's one of those baby traps that evolution sets to try to make you think you want a third baby. I'm not falling for it but she's very cute. Ugh, same with my DD2. It's a trap!!
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Jesslfar
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Post by Jesslfar on Sept 21, 2018 22:01:22 GMT -6
I really really hope the overpriced photographer at DD1’s school did not go with the stack of books yet again. If this year’s photos are as bad as past years I’ve sworn to make a petition. I have one of the most photogenic kids according to other parents and everyone’s photos are shit with the worst posing and background. DD2’s school is Dorian and nothing I can do to change whatever they choose to do.
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Post by Lord Disick on Sept 21, 2018 22:02:51 GMT -6
She's perfection. She's one of those baby traps that evolution sets to try to make you think you want a third baby. I'm not falling for it but she's very cute. Ugh, same with my DD2. It's a trap!! Stay strong, sister.
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Jesslfar
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Post by Jesslfar on Sept 21, 2018 22:04:36 GMT -6
She's perfection. She's one of those baby traps that evolution sets to try to make you think you want a third baby. I'm not falling for it but she's very cute. Ugh, same with my DD2. It's a trap!! Do not fall for it. 3 is the hardest number of kids. That’s based on research other than my own that I agree with. Baby #3 was a dream until 13 or 14 months and almost trapped us into #4 because of how chill she was. She clearly had a long con going because she is not at all chill and once our defenses were lowered she crushed us like new parents.
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Post by Tlex on Sept 21, 2018 22:09:45 GMT -6
Ugh, same with my DD2. It's a trap!! Do not fall for it. 3 is the hardest number of kids. That’s based on research other than my own that I agree with. Baby #3 was a dream until 13 or 14 months and almost trapped us into #4 because of how chill she was. She clearly had a long con going because she is not at all chill and once our defenses were lowered she crushed us like new parents.
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Post by Lord Disick on Sept 21, 2018 22:15:46 GMT -6
Do not fall for it. 3 is the hardest number of kids. That’s based on research other than my own that I agree with. Baby #3 was a dream until 13 or 14 months and almost trapped us into #4 because of how chill she was. She clearly had a long con going because she is not at all chill and once our defenses were lowered she crushed us like new parents. Oh but your's will be totally different. Totally....
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Post by leatherpants on Sept 21, 2018 22:21:35 GMT -6
She's perfection. She's one of those baby traps that evolution sets to try to make you think you want a third baby. I'm not falling for it but she's very cute. Ugh, same with my DD2. It's a trap!! Lean in ladies. Cute babies would never steer you wrong
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Post by Lord Disick on Sept 21, 2018 22:22:39 GMT -6
Ugh, same with my DD2. It's a trap!! Lean in ladies. Cute babies would never steer you wrong I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALLLLALA LA.
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Post by Jesslfar on Sept 21, 2018 22:23:15 GMT -6
Do not fall for it. 3 is the hardest number of kids. That’s based on research other than my own that I agree with. Baby #3 was a dream until 13 or 14 months and almost trapped us into #4 because of how chill she was. She clearly had a long con going because she is not at all chill and once our defenses were lowered she crushed us like new parents. You have a boy in the mix which I am sure changes everything.
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