hawkward
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Sept 21, 2018 8:00:15 GMT -6
Post by hawkward on Sept 21, 2018 8:00:15 GMT -6
How does one get "accidentally" fingered? I'm usually well aware of what's going in and out of my vag.
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Sept 21, 2018 8:00:24 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Sept 21, 2018 8:00:24 GMT -6
I think people used to say "I rented a room", but maybe I just heard that on tv. Or they were talking about renting a bedroom in a building.
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Sept 21, 2018 8:00:42 GMT -6
Post by angelashly on Sept 21, 2018 8:00:42 GMT -6
"accidentally"
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maybe
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Sept 21, 2018 8:01:09 GMT -6
Post by maybe on Sept 21, 2018 8:01:09 GMT -6
Maybe if you had on no panties and a very loose, short skirt and he went to touch your leg but then his finger got in there? No...
Anyway, I'm glad you stopped the train before it got too far.
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FFFC
Sept 21, 2018 8:01:15 GMT -6
Post by angelashly on Sept 21, 2018 8:01:15 GMT -6
I see we are all on the same page
one's hand can't accidentally get down someone's pant
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jsgrl
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Sept 21, 2018 8:01:19 GMT -6
Post by jsgrl on Sept 21, 2018 8:01:19 GMT -6
like, oops, didn't know i was doing that! Didn't know there was a finger in there! oh, my fingers have a mind of their own!
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FFFC
Sept 21, 2018 8:01:38 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Sept 21, 2018 8:01:38 GMT -6
How does one accidentally get fingered? Like when someone accidentally fell on a bottle and it went in their ass?
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jsgrl
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Sept 21, 2018 8:01:47 GMT -6
Post by jsgrl on Sept 21, 2018 8:01:47 GMT -6
I mean, accidentally swiped the area and fingered are two different things
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Sept 21, 2018 8:02:07 GMT -6
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Post by queenofwildthings on Sept 21, 2018 8:02:07 GMT -6
Oh man, dont you just hate it when you are accidentally fingered?
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sweetp
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Sept 21, 2018 8:02:09 GMT -6
Post by sweetp on Sept 21, 2018 8:02:09 GMT -6
Like, he tripped and fell while in the car and accidentally fingered you? I'm lost.
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FFFC
Sept 21, 2018 8:02:10 GMT -6
Post by angelashly on Sept 21, 2018 8:02:10 GMT -6
maybe I am so happy you are back. Did you see that I am Meghan Markle's number one fan now? Yes, I have been liking everything you are saying. It's awesome. I also swoon at your daughter loving her too. She loves her so much and what a great person for her to look up to
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Sept 21, 2018 8:02:17 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2018 8:02:17 GMT -6
Ah, yes, the age old accidentally getting fingered in a McDonald's parking lot.
Happens to all of us, no?
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Pizzaslut
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Sept 21, 2018 8:02:32 GMT -6
Post by Pizzaslut on Sept 21, 2018 8:02:32 GMT -6
I'm willing to bet a week of being doused in axe body spray that wazzups will not be responding further. It was a mutual friend. We texted for months. H was away on business. We messed around. Once, he accidentally fingered me in his car in a McDonaldβs parking lot. We planned to have sex the next weekend. I changed my mind while parked outside the hotel. He understood. We are no longer friends. Our spouses doesnβt know. I can honestly say I've never been accidentally fingered.
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sterling
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Sept 21, 2018 8:02:41 GMT -6
Post by sterling on Sept 21, 2018 8:02:41 GMT -6
He dropped a french fry in her vagina, I think.
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Sept 21, 2018 8:02:44 GMT -6
Post by whoopster on Sept 21, 2018 8:02:44 GMT -6
Sounds like something 16 year old me would have told my friend, "he accidentally fingered me in the McDonalds parking lot".
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FFFC
Sept 21, 2018 8:02:44 GMT -6
Post by angelashly on Sept 21, 2018 8:02:44 GMT -6
Well I think my work is not going to get done today.
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Sept 21, 2018 8:02:47 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2018 8:02:47 GMT -6
I had some lighter confessions but I canβt remember now.
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Minerva
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Post by Minerva on Sept 21, 2018 8:04:55 GMT -6
He dropped a french fry in her vagina, I think. This is both hilarious and absolutely horrifying.
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Dr. Cox
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Sept 21, 2018 8:05:08 GMT -6
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Post by Dr. Cox on Sept 21, 2018 8:05:08 GMT -6
He dropped a french fry in her vagina, I think. God I hate when that happens.
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Sept 21, 2018 8:05:25 GMT -6
Post by allthekristys on Sept 21, 2018 8:05:25 GMT -6
you know that means that you did already cheat, right wazzups?
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bobyn
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Sept 21, 2018 8:05:36 GMT -6
Post by bobyn on Sept 21, 2018 8:05:36 GMT -6
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hawkward
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Sept 21, 2018 8:05:39 GMT -6
Post by hawkward on Sept 21, 2018 8:05:39 GMT -6
I'm really looking forward to the live blog of sterling's week of wearing Axe body spray.
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Sept 21, 2018 8:05:39 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2018 8:05:39 GMT -6
Canβt be all that fine if she didnβt go through with it. he probably had bacne and wore Axe. But does he recycle?
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FFFC
Sept 21, 2018 8:05:45 GMT -6
Post by bearfootzcontinued on Sept 21, 2018 8:05:45 GMT -6
Look, I cloth diapered, so I prevented hundreds of diapers from ending up in a landfill. So please, let me have my straws. Hey whatever man. Like I said, Iβm not wandering around yelling at people who use single use plastic straws. The bigger question here is if wazzups had a plastic straw in her McDonald's drink while getting finger banged in the parking lot - because that's a double whammy to cheat on your spouse and the environment at the same time
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sterling
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Sept 21, 2018 8:05:55 GMT -6
Post by sterling on Sept 21, 2018 8:05:55 GMT -6
Also, I lost that bet but will not be dousing myself in body spray.
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FFFC
Sept 21, 2018 8:06:04 GMT -6
Post by veganontuesdays on Sept 21, 2018 8:06:04 GMT -6
Oh that's good. Accidentally fingered in a McDonald's parking lot.
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FFFC
Sept 21, 2018 8:06:08 GMT -6
Post by notblanche on Sept 21, 2018 8:06:08 GMT -6
The verb, to finger, has always made me kind of uncomfortable.
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FFFC
Sept 21, 2018 8:06:23 GMT -6
Post by veganontuesdays on Sept 21, 2018 8:06:23 GMT -6
Chicken nuggies really get me all hot and bothered too. I get it.
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Sept 21, 2018 8:06:44 GMT -6
And I thought no one could feel more shame than me in a McDonaldβs parking lot!
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Sept 21, 2018 8:07:04 GMT -6
Post by allthekristys on Sept 21, 2018 8:07:04 GMT -6
I'm really looking forward to the live blog of sterling 's week of wearing Axe body spray. sterling get the Axe for her!
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