McBenny
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Post by McBenny on Sept 14, 2018 13:38:34 GMT -6
Should we just turn this into a fuck, marry, kill thread? Again? Well I guess technically last time it was everyone picking Republicans to bone. I remember that oh too vividly. I was like take that shit to Politics board.
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Post by ladybrienne on Sept 14, 2018 13:38:53 GMT -6
Sheeran is a decent person. He seems like he might be a giving lover. Trump on the other hand is making you do all the work while he insults your techniques. and then grabs you by your pussy after buying you furniture.
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wasabi
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Post by wasabi on Sept 14, 2018 13:38:58 GMT -6
Imma have to leave if you guys are seriously talking about fucking Trump. And that’s a verb not a adjective like how those two words usually come out of my mouth.
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Post by Dramaphile on Sept 14, 2018 13:39:07 GMT -6
I think some people need a Gordon Ramsey equivalent tirade. Like why would you take your ass to Hell's Kitchen and not know how to cook Risotto. Or know how to cook an effing scallop. That's some Ramsey 101
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McBenny
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Post by McBenny on Sept 14, 2018 13:39:15 GMT -6
I am not going to act like I have not fucked ugly before.
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Post by miawallace on Sept 14, 2018 13:39:56 GMT -6
I might do Sheeran over old dudes. Only because he’ll probably last longer. Maybe. What kind of drugs can I pick? Him lasting longer is exactly why I would not choose him I feel like if I’m going to have sex with someone I don’t like at all, I’m going to make them work for it. I’m not going to lose an opportunity to come on top of this. And none of this is real. In real life I’m not thinking about having sex with olds or Sheeran.
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Post by ladybrienne on Sept 14, 2018 13:40:10 GMT -6
Imma have to leave if you guys are seriously talking about fucking Trump. And that’s a verb not a adjective like how those two words usually come out of my mouth. Don't worry, it's mostly like nope you'd have to kill me first. Not happening. You're safe.
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McBenny
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Post by McBenny on Sept 14, 2018 13:40:19 GMT -6
I did go to Hell's Kitchen while in Vegas and selfied with a pic of Gordon Ramsey tho.
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Post by Dramaphile on Sept 14, 2018 13:40:36 GMT -6
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McBenny
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Post by McBenny on Sept 14, 2018 13:41:08 GMT -6
Or if you serve raw food - you need to be cursed out.
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Post by beersandweirs on Sept 14, 2018 13:41:48 GMT -6
I did not know that. Doesn't make me like him any more 🤷
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Post by sheilathetank on Sept 14, 2018 13:45:19 GMT -6
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Post by angelashly on Sept 14, 2018 13:45:26 GMT -6
I am not going to act like I have not fucked ugly before. anyone who does act like that is lying
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Post by microworm on Sept 14, 2018 13:45:41 GMT -6
Him lasting longer is exactly why I would not choose him I feel like if I’m going to have sex with someone I don’t like at all, I’m going to make them work for it. I’m not going to lose an opportunity to come on top of this. And none of this is real. In real life I’m not thinking about having sex with olds or Sheeran. I don't think I could ever get turned on enough to orgasm.
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Post by GhoatMonket on Sept 14, 2018 13:46:33 GMT -6
Imma have to leave if you guys are seriously talking about fucking Trump. And that’s a verb not a adjective like how those two words usually come out of my mouth. I assume that is a pretty big unity horse.
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Post by miawallace on Sept 14, 2018 13:46:42 GMT -6
I feel like if I’m going to have sex with someone I don’t like at all, I’m going to make them work for it. I’m not going to lose an opportunity to come on top of this. And none of this is real. In real life I’m not thinking about having sex with olds or Sheeran. I don't think I could ever get turned on enough to orgasm. Good thing we don’t have to worry about it huh?
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Post by ladybrienne on Sept 14, 2018 13:46:46 GMT -6
I am not going to act like I have not fucked ugly before. I fucked crooked and ugly. Yeesh.
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Post by Rusty Red on Sept 14, 2018 13:49:36 GMT -6
So basically old balls do if for all y’all. IWLTBEFTN As well.
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Dr. Cox
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Post by Dr. Cox on Sept 14, 2018 13:49:39 GMT -6
Quick PSA, if you go to web view on Tapa, the format is same as Safari but no more annoying pop ups. Also, get your shit together, pro boards.
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Post by cakewench on Sept 14, 2018 13:50:36 GMT -6
I think some people need a Gordon Ramsey equivalent tirade. Like why would you take your ass to Hell's Kitchen and not know how to cook Risotto. This is literally what H and I discuss every time we watch it. See also: Going on Survivor not knowing how to start a fire without a flint. (I stopped watching a while ago so maybe it's changed, but getting flint was never a guarantee.)
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Post by microworm on Sept 14, 2018 13:51:31 GMT -6
I don't think I could ever get turned on enough to orgasm. Good thing we don’t have to worry about it huh? You all have made me think about it and that is quite enough.
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Post by hardlyluck on Sept 14, 2018 13:52:37 GMT -6
If the email thing has people aghast, I’ve got a good one. Years ago MH was in a car accident in Las Vegas where there are lawyers one over billboard. Other guy got a lawyer and went after out insurance company for the full policy limit. I had a high risk pregnancy and then had a premie while this was going on so it was a source of some serious serious stress for both of us but much more so MH. We would get updates every so often in the mail from our attorneys that were really just recaps of the entire case including medical records. Every single time Mh got one of these updates it would send him into a depression spiral for weeks. If I got the mail first I’d read them to determine if there was anything new and if there wasn’t I would just file them away with the other letters and not show him. I’m sure some of you think that’s a horrible betrayal and I don’t even disagree, but I still don’t regret it, I felt it was necessary for his mental health at the time... and mine.
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Dr. Cox
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Post by Dr. Cox on Sept 14, 2018 13:52:42 GMT -6
I am far from sexually attracted to Ed Sheeran, but would definitely do over Dubya. My gosh, people.
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Post by miawallace on Sept 14, 2018 13:52:48 GMT -6
Good thing we don’t have to worry about it huh? You all have made me think about it and that is quite enough. That’s why I asked what drugs I could pick. Id need something that could turn their heads into a dragon or unicorn. That’s be a better visual.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2018 13:54:26 GMT -6
I spent $36 on prime rib for dinner tonight. Some of you hos spend your money on purses, I spend mine on meat.
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Post by microworm on Sept 14, 2018 13:54:40 GMT -6
You all have made me think about it and that is quite enough. That’s why I asked what drugs I could pick. Id need something that could turn their heads into a dragon or unicorn. That’s be a better visual.
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Post by miawallace on Sept 14, 2018 13:55:28 GMT -6
I spent $36 on prime rib for dinner tonight. Some of you hos spend your money on purses, I spend mine on meat. This fronting ass ho
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Post by Rusty Red on Sept 14, 2018 13:55:41 GMT -6
I'm fairly sure I will never have sex again after reading this thread.
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Post by angelashly on Sept 14, 2018 13:56:19 GMT -6
You all have made me think about it and that is quite enough. That’s why I asked what drugs I could pick. Id need something that could turn their heads into a dragon or unicorn. That’s be a better visual. shut your eyes and go to your happy place with someone else and I bet you could
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McBenny
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Post by McBenny on Sept 14, 2018 13:56:43 GMT -6
I'm fairly sure I will never have sex again after reading this thread. Your pussy could just fall out.
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