Kida
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Post by Kida on May 24, 2017 20:25:38 GMT -6
I wouldn't let her drink her allergy medication straight from the bottle. Mine won't hardly take it all. She whimpers pitifully calling for daddy while fighting me with all her strength.
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Yogurt
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Post by Yogurt on May 24, 2017 20:27:23 GMT -6
My daughter wants me to take the "top" off. It's a fucking wooden chicken wing. There is no top. Eta: sorry if the pic is huge
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Post by aaemommy on May 24, 2017 20:29:03 GMT -6
*because he climbed onto the fireplace mantel and couldn't get back down
*because he held a piece of pepperoni right in front of the dog's nose and the dog took it
*because we moved his half empty dinner plate from the table to the counter when we thought he was finished. We were wrong.
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Post by billyhorrible on May 24, 2017 20:36:16 GMT -6
I loved frozen waffles straight out of the freezer as a kid. So much that there are multiple pictures of me sneaking one. They were one of my favorite tricks for teething! Same
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budders
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Post by budders on May 24, 2017 20:36:43 GMT -6
My daughter wants me to take the "top" off. It's a fucking wooden chicken wing. There is no top. This reminds me of when H and I bought V's racecar twin bed that he sleeps in now. We got it super cheap on an online garage sale, and spent an entire evening cleaning and putting it together after picking it up from the people. We thought he'd be so excited when we were done. V cried for TWO HOURS because the doors on the side of the bed wouldn't open.
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Post by aaemommy on May 24, 2017 20:39:26 GMT -6
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Post by butlerfan on May 24, 2017 21:12:16 GMT -6
Because she didn't nap today
Because she cried when going in bath, then was fine when playing, then cried when doing the washing part, and then cried when time to get out.
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Post by footloose on May 25, 2017 4:37:11 GMT -6
Yogurt DD has baby doll accessories and the fake powder bottle doesn't open and she is CONVINCED that it does. Freaks out constantly trying to open it 🙄
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Post by footloose on May 25, 2017 4:39:24 GMT -6
Because I was brushing her hair and putting it back in a pony.
Because she ripped it out and now hated her hair in her face.
Because I told her to eat her snack. She refused and I told her to give it to the dog.
Because it was gone since the dog now ate it.
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Post by butterfly on May 25, 2017 4:59:03 GMT -6
because we had to brush teeth, because I took away the tooth brush. 30 minute meltdown for that.
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Post by letthewookieewin on May 25, 2017 5:22:36 GMT -6
Because I hugged one of the stuffed puppies he sleeps with.
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Post by littleliverpill on May 25, 2017 6:09:01 GMT -6
Because I won't read him a book on my lap... on the toilet
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Post by butterfly on May 25, 2017 6:35:47 GMT -6
Because I won't read him a book on my lap... on the toilet pretty sure that'll take the cake for today
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cmb
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Post by cmb on May 25, 2017 6:48:23 GMT -6
Because I won't read him a book on my lap... on the toilet Have done
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Lakes
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Post by Lakes on May 25, 2017 7:37:43 GMT -6
Because the banana broke in half and heaven forbid he eat a broken banana.
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Post by letthewookieewin on May 25, 2017 7:43:04 GMT -6
Some more now that we've been awake a little while:
Because we needed to go upstairs. Because we needed to go back downstairs. Because he doesn't want me to comb his hair.
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Post by littlelion on May 25, 2017 7:50:40 GMT -6
Because the banana broke in half and heaven forbid he eat a broken banana. Been there. And then he expected me to put it back together.
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chad
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Post by chad on May 25, 2017 8:01:31 GMT -6
Because the banana broke in half and heaven forbid he eat a broken banana. Been there. And then he expected me to put it back together. I don't even offer bananas anymore unless they're sliced. Too much drama
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Post by butterfly on May 25, 2017 8:05:04 GMT -6
Because the banana broke in half and heaven forbid he eat a broken banana. baha, here it's god forbid I peel the banana for him.
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Risscaboobs
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Fuck is by far my favorite F word.
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Post by Risscaboobs on May 25, 2017 8:29:52 GMT -6
Because she wanted her panda. Because I gave her her panda. Because she threw the panda. Because I didn't give the panda back quick enough.
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Peekaru
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Post by Peekaru on May 25, 2017 9:35:30 GMT -6
Because the planes flew too loud above and didn't listen to "pilot turn it down"
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Post by sluttybigb00bz on May 25, 2017 9:44:14 GMT -6
Because he got off the couch.
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Post by sheilathetank on May 25, 2017 9:59:27 GMT -6
Because I won't read him a book on my lap... on the toilet K gets mad that I wont let her rest her head on my lap while I pee. No kid, you can survive for 5 seconds without touching me while I pee.
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Post by trinitrotoluene on May 25, 2017 11:25:40 GMT -6
Because i opened the fridge. I gave him a banana. He ate the banana and it was gone. I got in the shower. He couldn't crawl back into my uterus.
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Yogurt
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Post by Yogurt on May 25, 2017 17:03:41 GMT -6
Been there. And then he expected me to put it back together. I don't even offer bananas anymore unless they're sliced. Too much drama My kid would deem that a shitty broken banana
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Yogurt
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Post by Yogurt on May 25, 2017 17:04:15 GMT -6
Because I hugged one of the stuffed puppies he sleeps with. You monster
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chad
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Post by chad on May 25, 2017 17:46:06 GMT -6
I don't even offer bananas anymore unless they're sliced. Too much drama My kid would deem that a shitty broken banana I've convinced mine that they grow that way ðŸ˜
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Post by bigyellowtaxi on May 25, 2017 19:19:14 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let her sit on my lap while I used the restroom.
And because the dog took her up on her offer when she called him over and put one of her peanut butter crackers in front of his face. He had the nerve to actually eat it.
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Yogurt
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Post by Yogurt on May 25, 2017 21:41:41 GMT -6
Because I flushed her poop.
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2017 7:05:07 GMT -6
Because I needed to take her out of her pajamas and put her into real clothes.
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