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Post by PandaWatch on Jun 7, 2018 18:46:22 GMT -6
DD told me today that a big bird flew into her classroom through a tiny hole. The teacher screamed and the janitor came in, opened a window and let it out. It then flew back in and is now somehow stuck in the ceiling and can’t get out.
I assume approximately 50% of this story is true. I don’t know which parts though.
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Post by northernlghts on Jun 7, 2018 18:46:42 GMT -6
One of my friends posted that her son will graduate 30 years after we graduated high school. That made me feel old.
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Post by PandaWatch on Jun 7, 2018 18:48:34 GMT -6
One of my friends posted that her son will graduate 30 years after we graduated high school. That made me feel old. For me and DD it’s 32 years. For me and DS it’s 35.
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Post by rvasc on Jun 7, 2018 18:48:41 GMT -6
One of my friends posted that her son will graduate 30 years after we graduated high school. That made me feel old. Doesn’t this just mean she had a kid at a regular age?
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Post by justbecause on Jun 7, 2018 18:50:07 GMT -6
I’m recommending a small have a heart trap and a tablespoon of peanut butter.
I would not have slept in a room with a chipmunk. Hell no.
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Post by sunnysideup on Jun 7, 2018 18:50:14 GMT -6
My first kindergarten class graduates tomorrow! I’m so excited and also a little nervous. We’ve put in so much work this week to make things special for the big day. I’m having one beer to unwind and going to bed at a decent hour. But I doubt I’ll sleep much. It’s like the first day of school- so many different feelings! Eek.
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Post by Pizzaslut on Jun 7, 2018 18:50:29 GMT -6
(null) I'm dying. I was trying so hard to figure this out. I blame it on the vodka.
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Post by PandaWatch on Jun 7, 2018 18:50:52 GMT -6
I was told there would be no maths.
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Post by northernlghts on Jun 7, 2018 18:50:55 GMT -6
rvasc, well yes. It just seems unbelievable that it'll be that many years that's all.
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Post by Pizzaslut on Jun 7, 2018 18:51:09 GMT -6
(null) I'm dying. I was trying so hard to figure this out. I blame it on the vodka. I was trying to quote rvasc but I have no idea what the fuck happened.
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Post by imapenguin on Jun 7, 2018 18:51:23 GMT -6
#mathmagic
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Post by rvasc on Jun 7, 2018 18:52:09 GMT -6
I deleted it because I mathed wrong. I got caught!
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Post by imapenguin on Jun 7, 2018 18:52:26 GMT -6
(null) I'm dying. I was trying so hard to figure this out. I blame it on the vodka. I was trying to quote rvasc but I have no idea what the fuck happened. Same 🤔
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Post by rvasc on Jun 7, 2018 18:53:28 GMT -6
I think it’s your age at the kid’s birth plus 3 or 4, depending on how the months fall.
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Post by Pizzaslut on Jun 7, 2018 18:54:20 GMT -6
I'm watching the MTV Challenge and drinking vodka over ice with lemon.
I am getting the Mirena next week and I'm nervous. I've never had an IUD. I tried to convince H to get a vasectomy but no dice. Seems a little selfish on his part considering what I put my vagina through. 🤷🏻♀️
I will probably start a thread next week asking for what to expect. I can't find the search function on Tapa.
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Post by imapenguin on Jun 7, 2018 18:54:48 GMT -6
DD went to bed so easily tonight after getting a normal number of hours last night. She actually kicked MH out of her room because he was trying his usual bedtime shenanigans and she was “so sleepy daddy! Close my door!”
So I guess MH is fired from bedtime and she will handle herself.
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Post by sweetp on Jun 7, 2018 18:55:32 GMT -6
I was so looking forward to wine tonight. Instead I started feeling off this afternoon and am now in bed at 9 with a slight fever. H has been OOT all week and won't be home until saturday. Because of course.
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Post by piratecat on Jun 7, 2018 18:56:43 GMT -6
DD went to bed so easily tonight after getting a normal number of hours last night. She actually kicked MH out of her room because he was trying his usual bedtime shenanigans and she was “so sleepy daddy! Close my door!” So I guess MH is fired from bedtime and she will handle herself. I love her sass.
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Post by rvasc on Jun 7, 2018 18:57:52 GMT -6
It’s your age at birth plus zero or one year.
My gosh.
I was an English major. 🤷♀️
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Post by rvasc on Jun 7, 2018 18:58:45 GMT -6
I had it right the first time!
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Post by sunnysideup on Jun 7, 2018 18:58:46 GMT -6
Math always makes my brain hurt and these type of things always make me realize I’m not great at thinking about math questions. I’m pretty sure the way I figured out the # of years wasn’t the easiest way to do it.
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Post by rvasc on Jun 7, 2018 18:59:25 GMT -6
It’s your age at birth plus zero or one year. My gosh. I was an English major. 🤷♀️ I’m dying. Me too. Lol.
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Post by GhoatMonket on Jun 7, 2018 18:59:49 GMT -6
It’s your age at birth plus zero or one year. My gosh. I was an English major. 🤷♀️ I'm glad you figured that out.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2018 18:59:54 GMT -6
Y’all, so I have a spring wreath on my front door and I noticed birds are attracted to it so I just took a closer look and there is a whole entire nest with 5 eggs in there. $40 Kirkland bird house 🙄
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Post by brux on Jun 7, 2018 19:01:22 GMT -6
(null) I'm dying. I was trying so hard to figure this out. I blame it on the vodka. I was trying to quote rvasc but I have no idea what the fuck happened. (null) is what happened.
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Post by kmkd on Jun 7, 2018 19:01:30 GMT -6
I’m watching NCAA track and field championships because I’m a huge nerd.
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Post by brux on Jun 7, 2018 19:02:23 GMT -6
Y’all, so I have a spring wreath on my front door and I noticed birds are attracted to it so I just took a closer look and there is a whole entire nest with 5 eggs in there. $40 Kirkland bird house 🙄 the pressure to keep those eggs intact and the mama bird happy! Do a good job or I’ll find you and hurt you.
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Post by sweptaway on Jun 7, 2018 19:02:37 GMT -6
My H is playing Time after Time on his ukelele while I try to study.
I imagine one day I will look back on these evenings fondly.
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Post by tater on Jun 7, 2018 19:02:52 GMT -6
I’ve been with my family non-stop since Monday night and I want to run away.
I’m going to take an extra long walk to Starbucks tomorrow.
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Post by piratecat on Jun 7, 2018 19:03:49 GMT -6
My H is playing Time after Time on his ukelele while I try to study. I imagine one day I will look back on these evenings fondly. Some day...
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