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Post by Rusty Red on Apr 20, 2018 7:55:06 GMT -6
So much dandelion confusion in the first two pages.
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Post by jorkzy on Apr 20, 2018 7:55:13 GMT -6
Do you guys also know that if you cross your eyes, your face won't actually get stuck like that, right? Just checking. Next you're going to tell me that the floor is not ACTUALLY lava |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 7:56:23 GMT -6
Many people have told me it’s the best wine they’ve ever had. I haven’t tried it yet. Depends on how it's made and what the drinker likes. My grandpa made it and it was strong and dry. I prefer something sweeter like his raspberry, peach was too sweet. You both need this...the Sweet Belle. |
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Post by DavidRose on Apr 20, 2018 7:56:31 GMT -6
I lived a sheltered childhood. I was so confused when I traveled outside of my little bubble for the first time and realized we were the only people who called subs "hoagies." I don’t think this is as much sheltered as regional. Yes, poor choice of words. |
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Post by imapenguin on Apr 20, 2018 7:56:42 GMT -6
I'm like this with N,S,E,W. I have to always think about where the the sun is to figure out which way is which. I always think of how bad of a cop i would be...."suspect is heading East on Main st!" ......  I fucking hate when GPS tells me to head north, I don't know which way north is! Ever! MH does this to me. “It’s just north of the high school.” Is that left or right? “It depends which way you’re coming from.” YOU KNOW WHERE I AM COMING FROM!! QUIT PLAYING GAMES! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 7:56:53 GMT -6
I’m wearing white leather Keds and cat socks 😂 inspired by the UO thread.   this has killed me. RIP Brienne |
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Post by yellowwallpaper on Apr 20, 2018 7:56:59 GMT -6
Back to the narwhals. Did you guys think that they were mystical whale unicorns?   My nephews were really into that narwhal video a few years ago and now seeing this gif has the song stuck in my head again. I had never heard of narwhals before seeing that video. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 7:57:03 GMT -6
Waiting for @gentleapricot to throw down and tell me to tag a bitch. 🍋 I shall not claim the lemon! |
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Post by gimmeaQ on Apr 20, 2018 7:57:52 GMT -6
My confession is brought to you by yesterday's conversation about mom jeans and the dreaded fupa. Shortly after DD1 was born I was wearing soft pants pulled up over my belly button. I looked a bit like Chris Christie (thanks brux for that most accurate description). MH sat down next to me and pushed down on my newly large fupa. Me: "what are you doing?" H: "deflating your pants tent." Me: "uh, that's not a pants tent." H: very mortified, "oh..." He's never mentioned it, but I bring it up and laugh from time to time. actual cry laughing from this omg |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 7:58:15 GMT -6
I lived a sheltered childhood. I was so confused when I traveled outside of my little bubble for the first time and realized we were the only people who called subs "hoagies." The first time I heard someone refer to what I call a hoagie as a sub, I was like wtf, why are they ordering a submarine at a sandwich store? |
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Post by Minerva on Apr 20, 2018 7:58:20 GMT -6
Do you guys also know that if you cross your eyes, your face won't actually get stuck like that, right? Just checking. Next you're going to tell me that the floor is not ACTUALLY lava You mean I don’t have to leave throw pillows scattered across the floor to avoid being burned to a crisp? I’m not sure I’m ready to take that risk. |
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Post by jrun2013 on Apr 20, 2018 7:58:22 GMT -6
I’m always astounded by the animal confusion on this board. Hippo/Rhinos come to mind. #neverforget I missed this, but I did send a friend a picture of my kid in front of a hippo and a whole confusing conversation ensued because he thought it was a manatee. |
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Post by jorkzy on Apr 20, 2018 7:58:42 GMT -6
3 pages on flowers? Y'all are blown away by that and nothing on the shoes? "Blown away" ISWYDT |
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Post by McBenny on Apr 20, 2018 7:59:14 GMT -6
I’m wearing white leather Keds and cat socks 😂 inspired by the UO thread. TIL leather Keds exist. I like your socks!  |
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Post by jorkzy on Apr 20, 2018 7:59:54 GMT -6
6 pages and nobody brought up Horse Kittens??
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Post by piratecat on Apr 20, 2018 8:00:14 GMT -6
But.. when the blowy part blows off, there are no petals left? How would it go from blowy to yellow?? GTFO with your logic. |
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Post by magalicious on Apr 20, 2018 8:01:07 GMT -6
Back to the narwhals. Did you guys think that they were mystical whale unicorns? Yup |
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Post by piratecat on Apr 20, 2018 8:01:12 GMT -6
You guys know about caterpillars and butterflies, right? Someone really needs to write a children’s book about dandelions. |
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Post by McBenny on Apr 20, 2018 8:01:12 GMT -6
Wait...ponies aren’t baby horses? Are you for real?  |
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Post by Kida on Apr 20, 2018 8:01:43 GMT -6
I don't always know my right from my left. Like I obviously know which way is which, but if there are shoes in front of me it takes me a second to figure it out. I was a good 10 before I stopped wearing my shoes on the wrong feet. And now my daughter seems to be equally confused, but she's 4, so she gets a pass. The other day, we were almost late, because I couldn't tell if she had her shoes on the right feet. In my defense, they are shlumpy boots and they kinda looked the same. The only way I could tell my right from left for the looooooongest time was to look at my hands and the one I write with was my left because ppl called me left handed.. That's the only way I knew. |
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Post by moutonrouge on Apr 20, 2018 8:01:44 GMT -6
Technically a mini horse could be called a pony (because pony is a size classification) but they're a distinct breed of horse. So you're saying rob and big we're right on this one? They were right and also Mini was the best  |
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Post by jrun2013 on Apr 20, 2018 8:02:01 GMT -6
I lived a sheltered childhood. I was so confused when I traveled outside of my little bubble for the first time and realized we were the only people who called subs "hoagies." I don’t think this is as much sheltered as regional. Very regional. I'm from the Great Plains and call them subs, but I live in the land of wawa and constantly call the hoagies subs in the never ending dialect arguments MH and I have. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 8:02:27 GMT -6
Aren't subs, hoagies and submarines all the same thing?
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Post by sheilathetank on Apr 20, 2018 8:03:09 GMT -6
I lived a sheltered childhood. I was so confused when I traveled outside of my little bubble for the first time and realized we were the only people who called subs "hoagies." The first time I heard someone refer to what I call a hoagie as a sub, I was like wtf, why are they ordering a submarine at a sandwich store? First day of college, my New Jersey roommates asked me if we should order pizza, except they didn't say that. They said "do you want to order a pie" I was so god damned confused, but trying to be a good roommate and make friends I said "sure, I like cherry." To which they both burst out laughing and I proceeded to die of embarrassment. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 8:03:12 GMT -6
I woke DD up by telling her some of my friends think ponies are baby horses. She laughed so hard she rolled herself right out of the bed
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Post by McBenny on Apr 20, 2018 8:03:38 GMT -6
My kids thought that the ceiling was the “sea lion” until Ds1 started K. He was like “Mom! It’s ceiling not sea lion!” It was cute though so I never corrected them.  |
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Post by Kida on Apr 20, 2018 8:03:39 GMT -6
Y'all. baby horses are foals, colts (m), fillies (f) Ponies are a grown ass animals. Ok but cats are baby lions right? |
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Post by sweptaway on Apr 20, 2018 8:03:41 GMT -6
I'm sad McBenny beat me to that Robert Downey jr. Gif. But I was going to post it regarding dandelions and ponies and narwhals and blue blood.  |
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Post by dc2london on Apr 20, 2018 8:04:25 GMT -6
Stop saying blowies
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Post by McBenny on Apr 20, 2018 8:04:53 GMT -6
My confession is brought to you by yesterday's conversation about mom jeans and the dreaded fupa. Shortly after DD1 was born I was wearing soft pants pulled up over my belly button. I looked a bit like Chris Christie (thanks brux for that most accurate description). MH sat down next to me and pushed down on my newly large fupa. Me: "what are you doing?" H: "deflating your pants tent." Me: "uh, that's not a pants tent." H: very mortified, "oh..." He's never mentioned it, but I bring it up and laugh from time to time.  |
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