piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Apr 6, 2018 13:59:45 GMT -6
Pardon me for being ignorant but can one not use their hands after knee surgery? Or are you not supposed to lift anything including a penis?
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Jesslfar
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Post by Jesslfar on Apr 6, 2018 13:59:52 GMT -6
i'm surprised at the amount of people who have held a dude's dick while he pees for funsies. NHIE wondered what it was like to hold a dick while a dude pees. It's like a water weinie.
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Post by DavidRose on Apr 6, 2018 13:59:53 GMT -6
omg
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Apr 6, 2018 14:01:07 GMT -6
i'm surprised at the amount of people who have held a dude's dick while he pees for funsies. NHIE wondered what it was like to hold a dick while a dude pees. I was going to post this very exact thing.
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Kida
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Post by Kida on Apr 6, 2018 14:01:21 GMT -6
i'm surprised at the amount of people who have held a dude's dick while he pees for funsies. NHIE wondered what it was like to hold a dick while a dude pees. I sometimes wondered what it would be like if I had a penis and that lets me experience at least one aspect. I won't ever get to see what it's like to have a male orgasm. Same. I think it would be odd to have genitals on the outside.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2018 14:01:32 GMT -6
I remember when I was about 21 or so-I was living back at home-hearing my mother call my name from the bathroom. "Darlene?? Is that you?? Come in here and help me." I wish to God I had never opened that door. My mother laying in the bathtub, naked, holding an enema bag. "Hold this for me, will you?" NO I WILL NOT. Okay I guess it's my turn to be shook now.
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Post by Bookshelves on Apr 6, 2018 14:02:24 GMT -6
Shall I tell you more about my many maps? Some are folded. Some are spiral-bound atlases.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2018 14:02:35 GMT -6
i'm surprised at the amount of people who have held a dude's dick while he pees for funsies. NHIE wondered what it was like to hold a dick while a dude pees. Not much shocks me, but this I am legit surprised about. Iāve just never wondered.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2018 14:03:13 GMT -6
Shall I tell you more about my many maps? Some are folded. Some are spiral-bound atlases. They sound fascinating.
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Post by GhoatMonket on Apr 6, 2018 14:03:14 GMT -6
Pardon me for being ignorant but can one not use their hands after knee surgery? Or are you not supposed to lift anything including a penis? Well you can't put weight on that leg right away, so being off balance might require some assistance with peeing. I'd tell him to sit his ass down, but with a low toilet that might be a problem too. Or they just want someone to hold them and found a good excuse.
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Post by chickenonsunday on Apr 6, 2018 14:03:41 GMT -6
Pardon me for being ignorant but can one not use their hands after knee surgery? Or are you not supposed to lift anything including a penis? Think how useless they are when they have a man-cold. Multiply that by 1000 after a knee surgery.
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Apr 6, 2018 14:03:47 GMT -6
Shall I tell you more about my many maps? Some are folded. Some are spiral-bound atlases. Yes please.
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kmkd
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Post by kmkd on Apr 6, 2018 14:04:06 GMT -6
Shall I tell you more about my many maps? Some are folded. Some are spiral-bound atlases.
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Post by Bookshelves on Apr 6, 2018 14:04:57 GMT -6
Some are sun-faded. Some have coffee stains.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2018 14:05:52 GMT -6
Iām back from lunch. Whatās the topic now?
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addymac
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Post by addymac on Apr 6, 2018 14:06:59 GMT -6
Completely offtopic but damn you bitches move fast and work is keeping me busy today. I saw this on Facebook today and thought of brux because... well... There are business crocs and then there are wedding crocs! @wasabi I found your wedding shoes š¤£
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2018 14:07:28 GMT -6
Iām back from lunch. Whatās the topic now? butts.
penises.
maps and atlases.
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Apr 6, 2018 14:07:38 GMT -6
Pardon me for being ignorant but can one not use their hands after knee surgery? Or are you not supposed to lift anything including a penis? Well you can't put weight on that leg right away, so being off balance might require some assistance with peeing. I'd tell him to sit his ass down, but with a low toilet that might be a problem too. Or they just want someone to hold them and found a good excuse. Hmm. Like does the discharge instruction include āand your wife will have to help you pee by holding your penis?ā
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Post by silverspoon on Apr 6, 2018 14:07:42 GMT -6
Wedding crocs may be the most offensive thing in this thread
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Jesslfar
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Post by Jesslfar on Apr 6, 2018 14:08:44 GMT -6
Iām back from lunch. Whatās the topic now? Still dick holding and ass wiping.
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Apr 6, 2018 14:09:14 GMT -6
Pardon me for being ignorant but can one not use their hands after knee surgery? Or are you not supposed to lift anything including a penis? Think how useless they are when they have a man-cold. Multiply that by 1000 after a knee surgery.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2018 14:09:21 GMT -6
Iām back from lunch. Whatās the topic now? butts.
penises.
maps and atlases.
Not in my ass Not recently My car talks to me
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kmkd
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Post by kmkd on Apr 6, 2018 14:09:40 GMT -6
Am I the only one who trips on crocs? I swear I do not have that problem in any other shoe.
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Kida
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Post by Kida on Apr 6, 2018 14:11:12 GMT -6
i'm surprised at the amount of people who have held a dude's dick while he pees for funsies. NHIE wondered what it was like to hold a dick while a dude pees. You're missing out. It's neat.
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Post by xtine22 on Apr 6, 2018 14:12:39 GMT -6
I really want a chin implant. Not to get back to talking about naked parents, but how old is too old to be naked in front of your same sex kid? I don't make a habit out of it, but I have a small apartment and I sometimes walk from the bedroom to the large closet in the living room to get clothes in various stages of undress. My kid doesn't seem bothered by it at all, but my SO thinks it's completely bizarre and borderline inappropriate. DD is 6. My dd same age still see my in various stages of undress. Mostly because she like to come in my room while I get ready in the morning. So she doesn't have a problem with it, I don't. So KOKO.
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Post by sheilathetank on Apr 6, 2018 14:14:26 GMT -6
i'm surprised at the amount of people who have held a dude's dick while he pees for funsies. NHIE wondered what it was like to hold a dick while a dude pees. You're missing out. It's neat.
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Post by wildflower on Apr 6, 2018 14:15:25 GMT -6
I sometimes wondered what it would be like if I had a penis and that lets me experience at least one aspect. I won't ever get to see what it's like to have a male orgasm. Same. I think it would be odd to have genitals on the outside. Uh, there are female genitals on the outside. If you haven't experienced them, I would recommend it. It's more fun than holding a peeing penis.
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Post by Bookshelves on Apr 6, 2018 14:15:25 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2018 14:15:55 GMT -6
I have absolutely no desire to hold a penis unless it's about to enter my body.
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xtine22
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Post by xtine22 on Apr 6, 2018 14:16:02 GMT -6
If she has Minnie business crocs maybe... I could use more mom friends so šš Iām not too far in but what are Minnie business crocs? I must have them! My confession: I have these Those were not it. They were blue or black with white dots. This women did add red bow with those croc decoration thing.
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