Who bit Beyoncé?

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Let the speculation begin.

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Eta: I give up trying to post the screenshot of the Tiffany Hadish interview- you need to click through to read it.

[ArielMermaid]

Beyoncé is never inviting Tiffany to anything ever again. 😂

[betches]

Chrissy Teigen knows who it is so I feel like it’s only a matter of time before it comes out. Not because Chrissy would necessarily tell, just because it’s known and being discussed

www.google.com/amp/www.etonline.com/chrissy-teigen-thinks-she-knows-who-allegedly-bit-beyonce-and-its-not-gwyneth-paltrow-99100%3Famp

[vandelay]

This story has Dame Judy Dench written all over it.

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[hardlyluck]

Mar 26, 2018 19:03:26 GMT -6 @kokopelli said:

I thought she was the prettiest lady that had ever lived when I watched FH as an 8 year old.
...I was also going to marry Uncle Jesse so I was very intimidated by my competition.

[Bookshelves]

I'm going with J-Law

[betches]

Mar 26, 2018 19:13:36 GMT -6 Bookshelves said:

I'm going with J-Law

She was apparently in NY at the time. I’m invested to the level of letting other people do all the research for me

www.google.com/amp/amp.vulture.com/2018/03/bit-beyonce-face-tiffany-haddish-who-did-it.html

[Bookshelves]

Mar 26, 2018 20:20:59 GMT -6 betches said:

Mar 26, 2018 19:13:36 GMT -6 Bookshelves said:

I'm going with J-Law

She was apparently in NY at the time. I’m invested to the level of letting other people do all the research for me

www.google.com/amp/amp.vulture.com/2018/03/bit-beyonce-face-tiffany-haddish-who-did-it.html

Hah, same. I just said her because she irrationally annoys me and was on the list on that first tweet I linked. I will switch my completely uneducated guess to Scarlett Johannson.

[Bookshelves]

@chrissyteigen, PM Cher or Bookshelves. We won't give you up. Spill.

[swim]

J-Law looks like she'd be a biter.
Picture this: She spots Beyoncé at party, is drunk out of her mind, and says "OMG IT'S BEYONCÉ. You are so adorable I could just eat you up!" *bite*

[swim]

I see that my theory has already been disproved.

[Jesslfar]

What does Ken have to do with this? Why is he all up in Tiffany's dress?

[Jesslfar]

Why isn't Cher in here. Someone suggested Sara Foster. Sara put it on IG and said she is flattered anyone thought she could get that close to Bey.

[Cher]

I don’t see Sara Foster doing it but I love Erin for flaming the fire.

[Cher]

I just love Erin in general though.

[bethypoo83]

I’m going with Goop. For similar reasons to JLaw.

[Jesslfar]

Sanaa said it wasn't her either. What actress was there that is big enough Bey knows her? Was Goop there? I like her for it because I dislike her and she is crazy.

[vandelay]

Goop seems to be the top guess in that Twitter thread. I mean, everyone knows that holistic remedies can only keep you looking young for so long; at some point you have to start just straight up drinking blood.

[beesquared]

I know nothing, but I'm going to guess Angelina Jolie because she seems like a biter to me. Let's not forget the vial of blood around her neck.

[Jesslfar]

Chrissy says they are the worst. To me that is Lena Dunham or Goop.

[Jesslfar]

Mar 26, 2018 21:05:11 GMT -6 beesquared said:

I know nothing, but I'm going to guess Angelina Jolie because she seems like a biter to me. Let's not forget the vial of blood around her neck.

Not a terrible guess. She seems the type and she is a big enough actress.

[Jesslfar]

www.buzzfeed.com/sylviaobell/who-tf-bit-beyonce?utm_term=.smL7z34Rk6#.fmO4wxg07Y

[brux]

[piperanne]

Mar 27, 2018 5:57:51 GMT -6 brux said:

This is hilarious. 

[Cher]

Mar 27, 2018 5:57:51 GMT -6 brux said:

Drunk Cher relates to this.

[klong11]

I feel like Beyonce is crazy private about her life and then this Tiffany chick comes along and after 1 freaking party together has all these stories she is spilling. If I were B I would tell people she isn't going to show if TH is going to be there ever again.

[misskilljoy]

Mar 26, 2018 20:27:08 GMT -6 swim said:

J-Law looks like she'd be a biter.
Picture this: She spots Beyoncé at party, is drunk out of her mind, and says "OMG IT'S BEYONCÉ. You are so adorable I could just eat you up!" *bite*

That's why I knew immediately it wasn't her: Teigen said that it wasn't someone she'd ever expect to do that, and I feel confident that JLaw strikes everyone as the type to bite someone (playfully or angrily, really).

[angelashly]

Chrissy said not Goop