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RIVERDALE
Mar 21, 2018 18:04:14 GMT -6
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Post by ArielMermaid on Mar 21, 2018 18:04:14 GMT -6
Oh. We have now officially jumped the shark. Andy Cohen??? Why?!
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RIVERDALE
Mar 21, 2018 18:26:10 GMT -6
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Post by ArielMermaid on Mar 21, 2018 18:26:10 GMT -6
Jug is dumb. No one cares about Southside High.
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RIVERDALE
Mar 21, 2018 18:53:16 GMT -6
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Post by ArielMermaid on Mar 21, 2018 18:53:16 GMT -6
Obligatory Archie is so dumb.
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RIVERDALE
Mar 21, 2018 19:00:58 GMT -6
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Post by ArielMermaid on Mar 21, 2018 19:00:58 GMT -6
jAYSUS My girl Cheryl needs a break. Wtaf
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Post by catladymeow on Mar 22, 2018 17:36:02 GMT -6
Wtf did I just watch.
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RIVERDALE
Mar 22, 2018 18:04:44 GMT -6
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Post by pianolove on Mar 22, 2018 18:04:44 GMT -6
Because, let’s be real, they’re going to make him FP’s son and force us into a Gossip Girl thing that nobody wants. DNW DNW DNW
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Post by RajahMD on Mar 22, 2018 18:19:08 GMT -6
I 100% think that Chic's DNA test didn't show that he was totally unrelated; but is, rather, half siblings with BOTH Betty and Jughead. I think it only showed against Blossom DNA so we are only certain he isn’t Hal’s. Which is totally not how DNA tests work. Like, no. Even if we assume they are testing for mitochondrial DNA because it's largely preserved from generation to generation, it wouldn't work in this case. Mitochondrial DNA is only passed down via the maternal lineage. So if the Blossom parent is the dad, they wouldn't have Blossom DNA in the form of the mitochondrial DNA. God this storyline is driving me nuts. The science is so fucked up.
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Post by RajahMD on Mar 22, 2018 18:19:43 GMT -6
Obligatory Archie is so dumb. Fuck Archie. For real.
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Post by RajahMD on Mar 22, 2018 18:21:06 GMT -6
jAYSUS My girl Cheryl needs a break. Wtaf OMG. Her storyline makes me so sad. The grandma is being poisoned and poor Cheryl got sent to a gay conversion torture hospital.
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RIVERDALE
Mar 22, 2018 20:51:59 GMT -6
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Post by pianolove on Mar 22, 2018 20:51:59 GMT -6
jAYSUS My girl Cheryl needs a break. Wtaf OMG. Her storyline makes me so sad. The grandma is being poisoned and poor Cheryl got sent to a gay conversion torture hospital. Omg that's what's happening?? I thought the nurse was talking about her accusations that her mother and uncle pushed nana rose down the stairs, and I didn't make the "conversion" connection. It's so much worse now. If Betty doesn't make finding Cheryl her top priority...ima have a lot of words.
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Post by bobyn on Mar 23, 2018 13:55:07 GMT -6
SAVE CHERYL!
Fuck Archie and his allegiance to the Lodges.
Alice claims FP isn't Chic's father, but do we believe her? Is it Tall Boy?
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RIVERDALE
Mar 23, 2018 13:59:52 GMT -6
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Post by ArielMermaid on Mar 23, 2018 13:59:52 GMT -6
SAVE CHERYL! Fuck Archie and his allegiance to the Lodges. Alice claims FP isn't Chic's father, but do we believe her? Is it Tall Boy? Oh, FP is definitely the father, because I would hate that a lot and that seems to be what this show wants.
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RIVERDALE
Mar 23, 2018 14:40:52 GMT -6
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Post by pianolove on Mar 23, 2018 14:40:52 GMT -6
SAVE CHERYL! Fuck Archie and his allegiance to the Lodges. Alice claims FP isn't Chic's father, but do we believe her? Is it Tall Boy? Plot twist: it's creepy ole matricidal uncle Claudius
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Post by bobyn on Mar 23, 2018 15:44:02 GMT -6
SAVE CHERYL! Fuck Archie and his allegiance to the Lodges. Alice claims FP isn't Chic's father, but do we believe her? Is it Tall Boy? Plot twist: it's creepy ole matricidal uncle Claudius But then he would’ve shown Blossom lineage, but not according to RajahMD...
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Post by RajahMD on Mar 23, 2018 15:48:54 GMT -6
Plot twist: it's creepy ole matricidal uncle Claudius But then he would’ve shown Blossom lineage, but not according to RajahMD... God, now I'm pissed off again thinking about their science.
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RIVERDALE
Mar 23, 2018 17:02:19 GMT -6
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Post by pianolove on Mar 23, 2018 17:02:19 GMT -6
Plot twist: it's creepy ole matricidal uncle Claudius But then he would’ve shown Blossom lineage, but not according to RajahMD... Touche. But then they could be even more plot twisty and it'd be someone else's blood...like Polly thought that was her toothbrush for the hot second she came back and then whoa Polly isn't Hal's either! And then the writers finally met with someone actually in the medical field, realize their error and then oops everyone's a blossom! Happily ever after. Basically I'm just trying to see how much more ridiculous I could make this show so I'm not disappointed.
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Post by jubilantsquirrel on Mar 25, 2018 19:06:52 GMT -6
I just watched the last 2 episodes. This show is ridiculous, that's all I got.
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RIVERDALE
Mar 28, 2018 19:14:48 GMT -6
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Post by ArielMermaid on Mar 28, 2018 19:14:48 GMT -6
Weekly “Archie is dumb” post.
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RIVERDALE
Mar 28, 2018 19:41:13 GMT -6
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Post by ArielMermaid on Mar 28, 2018 19:41:13 GMT -6
Archie’s Mom is the only one with some damn sense in this show.
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RIVERDALE
Mar 29, 2018 6:44:41 GMT -6
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Post by pianolove on Mar 29, 2018 6:44:41 GMT -6
Archie’s Mom is the only one with some damn sense in this show. If they would just listen to molly ringwald none of this would have happened
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Post by catladymeow on Mar 29, 2018 8:10:56 GMT -6
My first thought: if I was breaking into a convent I think the last thing I would wear is a skin tight outfit with mega cleavage and really clicky heels (how are you supposed to be stealthy wearing clicky high heels?!)
My second thought: this episode seemed like 10 min. of plot content stretched out to a full episode.
My third thought (that I have every week): why the hell am I still watching this show?
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Post by Ali7P on Mar 29, 2018 14:02:26 GMT -6
Hi! I don't go here because I don't watch Riverdale (it's something I'd probably get way into, but I just can't let myself get sucked into another show). But I do listen to a Podcast called Page Seven. It's a comedy celeb gossip show (they even wrap up each episode with a blind item reveal). But they also have bonus episodes called "Riverdale Roundup" where they discuss the show and I'm sure it's hilarious. I thought I'd let you all know.
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Post by bobyn on Mar 29, 2018 14:58:33 GMT -6
Archie’s Mom is the only one with some damn sense in this show. Molly Ringwald is the worst "actress", but damn if this isn't true.
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Post by bobyn on Mar 29, 2018 15:00:55 GMT -6
Mafioso Archie is killing me. I can't take him seriously.
So glad Cheryl was rescued, but do we think Penelope and Cliff-twin will try to send her back? They're not just gonna take this lying down.
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Post by jubilantsquirrel on Mar 30, 2018 9:21:35 GMT -6
I watched last night.
I'm glad Cheryl was rescued, I'm ready to see her get revenge on her mom and uncle-dad.
I couldn't concentrate on any of Archie's scenes. I kept picking up my phone and scrolling through houses on Redfin in cities that I don't even live in. So I actually have no idea what's going on with him other than he blew up a couple of cars.
The Chick thing was weird too. Why did he go get that lady? I can't figure out if this scared meek thing he has going on is his true self or an act.
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Post by bobyn on Mar 30, 2018 15:06:51 GMT -6
The Chick thing was weird too. Why did he go get that lady? I can't figure out if this scared meek thing he has going on is his true self or an act. I wonder if he was expecting to meet up with her later and share the 10K... then the baby snake brigade showed up with their switchblades.
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Post by bobyn on Apr 5, 2018 9:08:59 GMT -6
Ugh, another three week break?! Get it together, CW!
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RIVERDALE
Apr 5, 2018 9:34:05 GMT -6
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Post by ArielMermaid on Apr 5, 2018 9:34:05 GMT -6
Ugh, another three week break?! Get it together, CW! Seriously. I’m apparently going to have a baby before these episodes come back. I was unprepared for that.
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