poppy
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Post by poppy on May 25, 2017 11:35:17 GMT -6
We drink a lot at work so I'm not scandalized by the bottle of vodka in the freezer. That's just good planning.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 11:49:18 GMT -6
We had a new accountant at my old job and his name was Than. His boss sent out an email introducing him and said, "His name is Than. Pronounced TON like WONTON."
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 11:49:45 GMT -6
And in high school I worked at a tanning salon, and people peed in the trash cans on the reg.
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Post by reddelicious on May 25, 2017 11:50:51 GMT -6
I work in a small office, one private bathroom for women and one for men. There is a woman here who is the messiest with poop and period. It is on the floor, on the seat, on the wall behind the toilet. I am not sure what she does in there.
One time my boss asked me to make sure the bathroom was clean before our biggest client was here. I wanted to die.
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jedi
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Post by jedi on May 25, 2017 11:59:21 GMT -6
In regards to the reply all emails. The worst is when someone replies all and says "stop hitting reply all"
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jedi
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Post by jedi on May 25, 2017 12:00:53 GMT -6
I had a boss one time that would read her emails in order that they were received which isn't a huge deal except when she's assign tasks that were already completed because she didn't noticed that someone had already completed it and sent an email saying so
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Post by reddelicious on May 25, 2017 12:02:26 GMT -6
My boss, the owner, is basically all of the WTF.
He will walk up behind you quietly and read your computer screen. He clips his nails in his office. Leaves his music playing too loudly, even when he is not there. You can hear every phone call he makes because he talks so loudly. He can't type, so he pounds his keyboard with his pointer fingers so loudly the entire office can hear him. If you receive a package at work and have it on your desk, he will walk up and open it (even if it is personal).
He is basically that bitch eating crackers for me.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 12:04:32 GMT -6
I had a boss one time that would read her emails in order that they were received which isn't a huge deal except when she's assign tasks that were already completed because she didn't noticed that someone had already completed it and sent an email saying so My boss does this and also forwards me every email she gets that I'm also copied on. |
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 12:04:59 GMT -6
My boss, the owner, is basically all of the WTF. He will walk up behind you quietly and read your computer screen. He clips his nails in his office. Leaves his music playing too loudly, even when he is not there. You can hear every phone call he makes because he talks so loudly. He can't type, so he pounds his keyboard with his pointer fingers so loudly the entire office can hear him. If you receive a package at work and have it on your desk, he will walk up and open it (even if it is personal). He is basically that bitch eating crackers for me. He opens your packages?! |
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Risscaboobs
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Fuck is by far my favorite F word.
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Post by Risscaboobs on May 25, 2017 12:05:46 GMT -6
I wish I was allowed to drink at work.
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amylou
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Post by amylou on May 25, 2017 12:08:33 GMT -6
I work at a non-profit providing social services to seniors. In the past week I have had to find the owners to 2 separate pairs of teeth.  |
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Post by taconight on May 25, 2017 12:38:56 GMT -6
We have a sock walker. Comes in, takes off his shoes and walks around in socks the whole day. Very nice guy, but this is weird.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 12:40:31 GMT -6
Ooh, I have an exciting one. One of my coworkers bangs one of our vendors and gets $3500/month cash.
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Post by tattooedtragedy on May 25, 2017 12:42:27 GMT -6
Ooh, I have an exciting one. One of my coworkers bangs one of our vendors and gets $3500/month cash. are you saying your co-working is yachting? |
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 12:46:16 GMT -6
Ooh, I have an exciting one. One of my coworkers bangs one of our vendors and gets $3500/month cash. are you saying your co-working is yachting? I believe this to be the case. But she spends it on LULAROE AND MICHAEL KORS |
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Post by tattooedtragedy on May 25, 2017 12:47:07 GMT -6
are you saying your co-working is yachting? I believe this to be the case. But she spends it on LULAROE AND MICHAEL KORS girl, that's a lot of leggings |
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Post by sheilathetank on May 25, 2017 12:47:48 GMT -6
We have a sock walker. Comes in, takes off his shoes and walks around in socks the whole day. Very nice guy, but this is weird. Now that it is summer everyone in my office walks around barefoot. So much wtf. |
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 12:49:05 GMT -6
I believe this to be the case. But she spends it on LULAROE AND MICHAEL KORS girl, that's a lot of leggings I just kind of want to know what kind of skills she has. I doubt anyone would pay that much for mine. Like a hundy for some missionary is probably all I could get haha. For the month. |
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fatpony
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Post by fatpony on May 25, 2017 12:56:26 GMT -6
Moving this here: My co-irker just told a new employee, who is Latina, that immigrants these days have it so easy. That when her grandparents moved here they didn't get stuff printed for them in their native language, they just had to learn English.  |
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Post by coffeeismylyfe on May 25, 2017 12:58:31 GMT -6
Earlier this year I caught a student watching porn on his school laptop in the middle of world lit.
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Peekaru
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Post by Peekaru on May 25, 2017 17:39:27 GMT -6
Someone in my office area has a cu-cu clock.
It's driving me crazy
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Post by reddelicious on May 25, 2017 17:40:38 GMT -6
My boss, the owner, is basically all of the WTF. He will walk up behind you quietly and read your computer screen. He clips his nails in his office. Leaves his music playing too loudly, even when he is not there. You can hear every phone call he makes because he talks so loudly. He can't type, so he pounds his keyboard with his pointer fingers so loudly the entire office can hear him. If you receive a package at work and have it on your desk, he will walk up and open it (even if it is personal). He is basically that bitch eating crackers for me. He opens your packages?! YES! The first time he did it - I just sat there in disbelief. Now, I snatch my stuff out of his hand and tell him its personal. |
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Post by bishopsrook on May 25, 2017 18:38:44 GMT -6
I had someone beat me out for Assistant Manager because she was the Manager's live in best friend. She was super mean to me and was worse once I found out and reported that she physically assaulted her boyfriend she kept sneaking into the warehouse to bang when he came to confront her about banging our chip vendor. It was amazing when I left to stay home and the entire store imploded 7 days later.
I miss working there though. I liked everyone else.
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ironegg
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Post by ironegg on May 25, 2017 20:51:53 GMT -6
I am a teacher and we have a ghost shitter.
A kid keeps shitting on the floor and we never can figure out who it is. It's happened four times.
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Post by brassyclarinet on May 28, 2017 15:34:15 GMT -6
I am a teacher and we have a ghost shitter. A kid keeps shitting on the floor and we never can figure out who it is. It's happened four times. Please tell it's someone 4-6 years old. Otherwise that's insane. |
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Post by petrichor on May 28, 2017 17:43:59 GMT -6
I am a teacher and we have a ghost shitter. A kid keeps shitting on the floor and we never can figure out who it is. It's happened four times. Please tell it's someone 4-6 years old. Otherwise that's insane. Sadly it's not always the young ones. I understand why we can't have cameras in the bathrooms but when we have mystery poopers like that I wish we could. |
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Post by brassyclarinet on May 28, 2017 17:48:18 GMT -6
Please tell it's someone 4-6 years old. Otherwise that's insane. Sadly it's not always the young ones. I understand why we can't have cameras in the bathrooms but when we have mystery poopers like that I wish we could. and that's why I teach the older ones! |
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ironegg
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Post by ironegg on May 28, 2017 20:50:57 GMT -6
I am a teacher and we have a ghost shitter. A kid keeps shitting on the floor and we never can figure out who it is. It's happened four times. Please tell it's someone 4-6 years old. Otherwise that's insane. Yes, it is 6-8 year olds. I have a short list of suspects, but the year is over now. Head off to your next teacher, my sweet floor shitter. |
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Post by elissamarie on May 29, 2017 8:25:48 GMT -6
I'm the director of a daycare, so most of my stories involve bodily fluids...everywhere.
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