Cheshie6
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Post by Cheshie6 on Sept 17, 2021 19:39:40 GMT -6
I'd be afraid to nick myself! LOL
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:40:02 GMT -6
Really, Bella should have shaved and all that BEFORE the wedding. Girl, that is not honeymoon night activity. Get it together!
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:41:56 GMT -6
Nothing spells romance like breaking the furniture.
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:42:22 GMT -6
She just looks so uncomfortable
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Cheshie6
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Post by Cheshie6 on Sept 17, 2021 19:42:54 GMT -6
Also, how does vampire get it up? No Blood flow.. slower blood flow.
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Cheshie6
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Post by Cheshie6 on Sept 17, 2021 19:43:27 GMT -6
Really, Bella should have shaved and all that BEFORE the wedding. Girl, that is not honeymoon night activity. Get it together! That trip would have take longer than 24 hours, my college roommate shaved daily.
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:43:47 GMT -6
Really, Bella should have shaved and all that BEFORE the wedding. Girl, that is not honeymoon night activity. Get it together! That trip would have take longer than 24 hours, my college roommate shaved daily. That’s too much work.
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:43:59 GMT -6
Also, how does vampire get it up? No Blood flow.. slower blood flow. Magic! I've never heard a vampire story where they don't have sex, tbh
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:44:13 GMT -6
Oh Edward. You big buzz kill
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:44:43 GMT -6
What's a little bruising between lovers?
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:45:10 GMT -6
Also, how does vampire get it up? No Blood flow.. slower blood flow. Magic! I've never heard a vampire story where they don't have sex, tbh ED in vampires would make for very boring shows and books.
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Cheshie6
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Post by Cheshie6 on Sept 17, 2021 19:45:12 GMT -6
You don't look perfectly and incandescently happy.
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:45:53 GMT -6
Oh Edward. You big buzz kill That's practically his middle name
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:46:13 GMT -6
You don't look perfectly and incandescently happy. Doesn’t the ridiculous head shaking she does make it all the more convincing!!?? How could you not believe that!?
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:46:15 GMT -6
You don't look perfectly and incandescently happy. Does she ever?
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:46:36 GMT -6
Fuck playing chess on my honeymoon.
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:47:27 GMT -6
That's a terrible place to dive in. All those rocks?
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:47:31 GMT -6
Her bikini shows more skin than that “lingerie”
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:47:50 GMT -6
That's a terrible place to dive in. All those rocks? So much safer than the sex
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:48:19 GMT -6
Edward truly is a smug asshole
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:48:51 GMT -6
If I were Bella I would throw that chess set into the ocean, or a fire, or a volcano
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:48:56 GMT -6
I cannot believe Edward is not jumping on that. She's totally trying to seduce him.
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:49:34 GMT -6
Her bikini shows more skin than that “lingerie” She's trying to entice him. The bikini came out after the lingerie failed.
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:50:06 GMT -6
This sex scene is so much ickier now that I’m older. She has to literally beg and cry to have sex
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:50:28 GMT -6
Her bikini shows more skin than that “lingerie” She's trying to entice him. The bikini came out after the lingerie failed. Ah good point. That makes sense
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:51:10 GMT -6
This sex scene is so much ickier now that I’m older. She has to literally beg and cry to have sex Such a healthy relationship.
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:51:32 GMT -6
This sex scene is so much ickier now that I’m older. She has to literally beg and cry to have sex Such a healthy relationship. It’s truly an abomination
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Sept 17, 2021 19:51:47 GMT -6
I feel for Leah. That imprinting stuff is such bullshit.
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Cheshie6
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Post by Cheshie6 on Sept 17, 2021 19:52:10 GMT -6
She's actually tanner!
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Post by 4PrivetDrive on Sept 17, 2021 19:52:33 GMT -6
They hire the one housekeeper in all the land that believes in vampires and the folklore
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