piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Jul 31, 2021 17:50:44 GMT -6
My husband was napping the baby in the Ergo later than usual since he had a long nap in the car this morning. My kid went over to him and whispered “it’s awfully late for him to be napping — he’s gonna have trouble sleeping tonight.” Oh man, I was so proud. 😅
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Post by goldenbird on Jul 31, 2021 18:14:05 GMT -6
My husband was napping the baby in the Ergo later than usual since he had a long nap in the car this morning. My kid went over to him and whispered “it’s awfully late for him to be napping — he’s gonna have trouble sleeping tonight.” Oh man, I was so proud. 😅 🤣 he's hilarious
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snowyowl
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Post by snowyowl on Jul 31, 2021 18:19:07 GMT -6
Here is a dumb way to hurt yourself… I pulled DS2’s shirt off quickly to help him into pjs. But I didn’t realize he was holding a spiky, heavy plastic dinosaur in his hand. It shot straight up in the air and landed on my head. I was pretty confused for a split second until it bounced off my head and landed on the top of my foot 😑
Like to think I’m pretty good at dodging flailing limbs and rogue airborne toys at this point in my parenting career, but this one got me.
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Jul 31, 2021 18:22:21 GMT -6
Here is a dumb way to hurt yourself… I pulled DS2’s shirt off quickly to help him into pjs. But I didn’t realize he was holding a spiky, heavy plastic dinosaur in his hand. It shot straight up in the air and landed on my head. I was pretty confused for a split second until it bounced off my head and landed on the top of my foot 😑 Like to think I’m pretty good at dodging flailing limbs and rogue airborne toys at this point in my parenting career, but this one got me. Ouch. For me it’s hitting my head on the open door of the dryer. I know it’s there. I know I opened it. I know I’m standing up to put laundry in- FUCK
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Jul 31, 2021 18:23:24 GMT -6
My husband was napping the baby in the Ergo later than usual since he had a long nap in the car this morning. My kid went over to him and whispered “it’s awfully late for him to be napping — he’s gonna have trouble sleeping tonight.” Oh man, I was so proud. 😅 🤣 he's hilarious I generally don’t encourage little kids from offering parenting advice but this one was 👌🏻💯.
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Jul 31, 2021 18:23:41 GMT -6
I just ordered fried noodles and general Taos. My heartburn is raging so I might as well go hard? I dunno. MH is going out to see some friends tonight and I just want to enjoy it. I might watch that terrible looking Netflix show where they’re going on blind dates in monster makeup.
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Post by goldenbird on Jul 31, 2021 18:24:21 GMT -6
Here is a dumb way to hurt yourself… I pulled DS2’s shirt off quickly to help him into pjs. But I didn’t realize he was holding a spiky, heavy plastic dinosaur in his hand. It shot straight up in the air and landed on my head. I was pretty confused for a split second until it bounced off my head and landed on the top of my foot 😑 Like to think I’m pretty good at dodging flailing limbs and rogue airborne toys at this point in my parenting career, but this one got me. Ouch!
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sasam
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Post by sasam on Jul 31, 2021 18:33:12 GMT -6
Here is a dumb way to hurt yourself… I pulled DS2’s shirt off quickly to help him into pjs. But I didn’t realize he was holding a spiky, heavy plastic dinosaur in his hand. It shot straight up in the air and landed on my head. I was pretty confused for a split second until it bounced off my head and landed on the top of my foot 😑 Like to think I’m pretty good at dodging flailing limbs and rogue airborne toys at this point in my parenting career, but this one got me. Ouch! I had one of DS's spiky dinosaurs fall out of his stocking on Christmas eve and land directly on my foot while I was setting up other stockings. The stocking was hanging off the mantle, so it fell from a decent height. Had a huge bruise for weeks.
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rvasc
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Post by rvasc on Jul 31, 2021 18:45:59 GMT -6
My FIL put together a Murphy bed for our guest room. I thought it was a bold project since he had to finish it before bedtime. It looks great! I’m so delighted to get floor space in my guest/exercise room.
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Jul 31, 2021 18:47:23 GMT -6
He was making a fuss about not wanting my husband to check his hair for ticks and then said “well, I do have a bump on my head that’s moving.” 💀
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addymac
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Post by addymac on Jul 31, 2021 19:00:51 GMT -6
Here is a dumb way to hurt yourself… I pulled DS2’s shirt off quickly to help him into pjs. But I didn’t realize he was holding a spiky, heavy plastic dinosaur in his hand. It shot straight up in the air and landed on my head. I was pretty confused for a split second until it bounced off my head and landed on the top of my foot 😑 Like to think I’m pretty good at dodging flailing limbs and rogue airborne toys at this point in my parenting career, but this one got me. Ouch. For me it’s hitting my head on the open door of the dryer. I know it’s there. I know I opened it. I know I’m standing up to put laundry in- FUCK Dude I wacked myself SO hard with the dryer door last week, like I went to close it and my face was in the way and it slammed into my chin and OUCH. took some skin off, I was bleeding and man I felt dumb AF.
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addymac
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Post by addymac on Jul 31, 2021 19:03:06 GMT -6
Grabbing Chipotle after my shift but I have serious heartburn / reflux going on so I don’t even wanna eat. So I’m just gonna get DHs bowl and then I’m just gonna get guac and chips and a beer because why the fuck not. Long day with sick babies and no time to cuddle the chunky ones.
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snowyowl
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Post by snowyowl on Jul 31, 2021 19:05:20 GMT -6
FTR: these are solidarity likes, not “I’m glad you have also hurt yourself” likes! piratecat OMG, ticks give me the full body shudders, a moving bump 😭
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Jul 31, 2021 19:17:18 GMT -6
FTR: these are solidarity likes, not “I’m glad you have also hurt yourself” likes! piratecat OMG, ticks give me the full body shudders, a moving bump 😭 Hahah he didn’t actually have a tick!
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Post by northernlghts on Jul 31, 2021 19:28:00 GMT -6
My Tineco officially rocks. I dropped a container of glitter on the area rug in my living room and it picked everything up no problem and didn't spray it everywhere.
DD has a playdate tomorrow with a friend from school she hasn't seen since June. She's super pumped about it and I'm glad to have someone for her to play with for a few hours in the afternoon.
One week until my vacation, I can't wait until next Sunday morning when we leave. We're buying beach chairs tomorrow because the house doesn't come with any.
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thatgolfb
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Post by thatgolfb on Jul 31, 2021 20:06:43 GMT -6
I just ordered fried noodles and general Taos. My heartburn is raging so I might as well go hard? I dunno. MH is going out to see some friends tonight and I just want to enjoy it. I might watch that terrible looking Netflix show where they’re going on blind dates in monster makeup. That show is on my list lol.
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kayc
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Post by kayc on Jul 31, 2021 20:10:32 GMT -6
I just ordered fried noodles and general Taos. My heartburn is raging so I might as well go hard? I dunno. MH is going out to see some friends tonight and I just want to enjoy it. I might watch that terrible looking Netflix show where they’re going on blind dates in monster makeup. …..blind dates with monster makeup? How have I not heard of this?
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kayc
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Post by kayc on Jul 31, 2021 20:11:34 GMT -6
MH is out with a friend for the first evening in forever so I’ve enjoyed the house to myself. The cats are very confused and keep walking around looking for him. Our evenings are so routine, so they’re super confused.
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sudsy
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Post by sudsy on Jul 31, 2021 20:48:08 GMT -6
I got carded today. 🙌
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Post by sweptaway on Jul 31, 2021 21:23:52 GMT -6
Our day turned into kind of a shit show but we did get outside for a little while.
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Post by SweetPotato on Jul 31, 2021 21:39:27 GMT -6
I’m at the point that this just annoys me lol. We can all tell I’m well over 21. No need to waste my time making me prove it
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