WTF [s]Wednesday[/s] Thursday

[tj]

[tj]

Wtf. Today has been a hell of a day. And it’s barely 11 am.

E fell off a brick half wall on our back patio and scraped her leg really badly.

While driving to work, a fucking spider nonchalantly just traipsed out across my windshield ON THE INSIDE and I had to find an old receipt and smash it on my windshield while driving and also hyperventilating (arachnophobia.)

And the icing on the cake? I pulled into the freeway on my way to work behind a truck with 2 couches in the back. I immediately went to switch lanes Bc I’ve seen Final Destination y’all. And not a second too soon Bc I wasn’t even all the way out of the lane before one of the couches flipped out of the back of that truck and smashed into the ground exactly where my car would have been. The car that was behind me (now behind couch-truck) barely managed to swerve over rightbehindme, and we were both safe. But it was terrifying and I have no idea what happened to the cars behind us.

My adrenaline is high today y’all. I am on high alert and quite worried that this is all a sign. Death buddy charlotte - stand by.

[tj]

Also, how about WTF, it’s not even Wednesday?

[charlotte]

[milano]

Holy shit tj what a morning! I'm glad you were out of the way of the couch projectile, that could have ended really badly. Hopefully everyone else was ok too.

[milano]

WTF to my dogs. There are multiple dog beds throughout the house. More than ample floor space, which is where both of them usually prefer to sleep. For the last several days they keep fighting over this one particular bed, and I swear that they keep trying to trick each other to get the other dog to move from the bed so the other one can take over. Even MH was like " I don't think dogs are capable of thinking like that...but I agree that is what it seems like". So they're constantly barking at each other and it is driving me mad.

[mc13]

Wtf to my dog! He hasn’t counter surfed in probably 6 months and today, he chose to pull the plate of leftover pancakes bites onto the floor, shattering the plate, and then cutting his nose on the pieces. It looked like a murder scene for a minute.

[mapleme]

Apr 8, 2021 10:30:06 GMT -6 milano said:

WTF to my dogs. There are multiple dog beds throughout the house. More than ample floor space, which is where both of them usually prefer to sleep. For the last several days they keep fighting over this one particular bed, and I swear that they keep trying to trick each other to get the other dog to move from the bed so the other one can take over. Even MH was like " I don't think dogs are capable of thinking like that...but I agree that is what it seems like". So they're constantly barking at each other and it is driving me mad.

I've definitely seen dogs act like that and it's hilarious (when it's not annoying). My friend had a very sweet, very dumb huge dog and her sister had a small, scrappy, smart mutt. Whenever the big dog had a toy that the small dog wanted, the small dog would start acting very excited and playful. The big dog would always drop the toy and come over to check out the excitement. The small dog would suddenly drop the act, zip around behind the big dog and run off with the toy.

[mapleme]

OMG tj, that is terrifying. I am glad that you're ok.

[snowmoon]

Holy sheet tj. I’m glad you’re safe.

[violajack]

Whoa tj! So glad you're okay. WTF people who don't secure loads?!?!?

[ovenrack]

OMG, TJ.

Also, you said "it's not even Wednesday!" and I thought,

OMG IS IT ONLY TUESDAY WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK.

Whew. It's Thursday.

I'm over this week, y'all.

[tj]

AND THEN the 2 cars in front of me hit each other on the drive home. Y’all I am lucky bro be alive today!

[mintyblueair]

That is nuts tj 😳. I'm glad you're safe and sound.

[mintyblueair]

WTF to the power going out at 430pm and coming back on at just about 6. I was annoyed that I couldn't cook dinner but in the end cold leftover ham, cucumber slices, and blue cheese satisfied the kids 🤷‍♀️

[charlotte]

This is random but my eyes went wonky a few months ago and have stayed that way. And I’m so sick of my facial asymmetry that I just avoid looking in the mirror now. WTF.

[tj]

Oh charlotte what? Why? Did you see a dr? I’m so sorry, that sounds upsetting.

[rugger]

Apr 8, 2021 16:33:29 GMT -6 tj said:

AND THEN the 2 cars in front of me hit each other on the drive home. Y’all I am lucky bro be alive today!

😨
Dude. You need a drink. And some flipping amazing words of affirmation from YH because you deserve to feel extra loved today

[milano]

Apr 8, 2021 16:33:29 GMT -6 tj said:

AND THEN the 2 cars in front of me hit each other on the drive home. Y’all I am lucky bro be alive today!

You beautiful lady, please wrap yourself in some bubble wrap tonight. My goodness. What a day!

[charlotte]

tj that’s enough driving for you this week! Go wrap yourself in bubble wrap.

Yes, so far they haven’t found a cause. They said it may be nerve damage from my prior treatments. Frustrating for sure!

[tj]

Apr 8, 2021 19:26:26 GMT -6 charlotte said:

tj that’s enough driving for you this week! Go wrap yourself in bubble wrap.

Yes, so far they haven’t found a cause. They said it may be nerve damage from my prior treatments. Frustrating for sure!

That sucks. I mean, a small price to pay for a clean bill of health. But like, haven’t you suffered enough?! I am sure you still look beautiful, and you are even more beautiful on the inside. But I hope it clears up quickly and you feel better about yourself really soon.

[sarenu]

Why does this forum fall off my list?

[charlotte]

Wtf. My children were up playing in the playroom at 3:45 this morning. We need to get the oldest a clock.

[mapleme]

WTF school photographers. They edited M's eyes different sizes. The bottom of the eyes are are different places. It's kind of creepy.