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Post by mathlete on Jan 14, 2021 18:30:03 GMT -6
My 4 year old has a constipation problem that we're working on. She's likes to regularly announce to the house "my poop hurt today!"
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Post by clucky on Jan 14, 2021 19:22:26 GMT -6
This Clippy is an oldie, but a goodie. Hopefully it is big enough to read, but not gigantic.
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Post by dc2london on Jan 14, 2021 19:35:46 GMT -6
HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A BUTT WIPING THREAD
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Post by ktg on Jan 14, 2021 19:42:06 GMT -6
HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A BUTT WIPING THREAD Listen, DC, the heart wants what it wants! Plus it made me be a little more firm about the whole thing and my 5-yr old wiped her own butt today.
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Post by clucky on Jan 14, 2021 19:48:48 GMT -6
HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A BUTT WIPING THREAD Butts and poop are funny?
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Post by clucky on Jan 14, 2021 19:50:08 GMT -6
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Post by cakewench on Jan 14, 2021 19:54:05 GMT -6
HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A BUTT WIPING THREAD Everything comes back to poop.
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Post by dc2london on Jan 14, 2021 19:58:32 GMT -6
HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A BUTT WIPING THREAD Listen, DC, the heart wants what it wants! Plus it made me be a little more firm about the whole thing and my 5-yr old wiped her own butt today. Congratulations 👏🤣
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Post by dc2london on Jan 14, 2021 19:58:55 GMT -6
HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A BUTT WIPING THREAD Everything comes back to poop. You people! 😜
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Post by clucky on Jan 14, 2021 19:59:46 GMT -6
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Post by blueberrysoul on Jan 14, 2021 20:09:26 GMT -6
I was ready for Nancy to pass the mike to the next generation, but I have to say that I am SO GLAD she is in this role right now. She is clearly living her best life.
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Post by cyclegirl on Jan 14, 2021 20:13:28 GMT -6
Moooommeeeee I pooooo-ooooooped! Is the common refrain here. He’s five. He will occasionally wipe his own butt but generally no. Though he did wipe the other day and assured me he kept wiping till the paper was clean..but he used a lot of paper 🙄. Sorry to bring it back to poop dc2london!
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Post by dc2london on Jan 14, 2021 20:16:00 GMT -6
:dramatic sigh:
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Post by cp3 on Jan 14, 2021 20:16:51 GMT -6
This is one of my favorites. On its own, the thread was amazing. To music, a masterpiece. I've never seen this before so I had to go find this thread and OMG. I was dying.
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Post by cp3 on Jan 14, 2021 20:17:44 GMT -6
You guys are making it really tempting to download TikTok. But then I feel I would never sleep and just watch it all night.
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mathlete
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Post by mathlete on Jan 14, 2021 20:23:04 GMT -6
You guys are making it really tempting to download TikTok. But then I feel I would never sleep and just watch it all night. I deleted it a couple months ago and just re-downloaded tonight thanks to this place.
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Post by iruntodrink on Jan 14, 2021 20:27:02 GMT -6
I think the TT links are coming up with some of your names at the top 😳 just wanted to let you know! I want to keep seeing them tho 🤣
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Post by Bluebird on Jan 14, 2021 21:17:55 GMT -6
Y'all my 5 year old ds just yelled from the bathroom: Ds2: all done pooping! Someone wipe my butt. Me: wipe your own butt!! (A constant struggle) Ds2: i can't my hands are too small!! You have big hands! Y'all i can't. This is also my life, except instead of commenting about my bigger hands, he looks horrified and says he can’t wipe his own butt because he might accidentally get poop on his hands. 😱 I have 7 months to fix this before he goes to kindergarten, so LMK if you have a plan because I’ve got nothing.
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Post by oreobitsy on Jan 14, 2021 21:21:29 GMT -6
I gag at the smell of five year old and older’s poop. If they want to see their mom suffer they ask me to wipe. Add the throw up sound and they have learned not to ask.
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Post by TheoV2 on Jan 14, 2021 21:23:25 GMT -6
Make a poop thread!
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Post by byjove on Jan 15, 2021 6:23:16 GMT -6
My gosh I'm so glad DD is past the needing help in the bathroom stage. (She's almost 8, so older than the kids mentioned in this thread). Well in a coincidental turn of events, this topic came up on DD1’s baby board (7.5 yos) and there was a shockingly large (to me) number that still do 😱
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Post by overboard on Jan 15, 2021 6:32:47 GMT -6
Anyway
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Post by overboard on Jan 15, 2021 6:34:23 GMT -6
Ted Cruz is the type of guy who would should shoot someone in the back in a western.
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Post by Uncaripswife on Jan 15, 2021 6:35:36 GMT -6
My gosh I'm so glad DD is past the needing help in the bathroom stage. (She's almost 8, so older than the kids mentioned in this thread). Well in a coincidental turn of events, this topic came up on DD1’s baby board (7.5 yos) and there was a shockingly large (to me) number that still do 😱 .
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Post by overboard on Jan 15, 2021 6:56:59 GMT -6
For Bridgerton watchers:
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Post by byjove on Jan 15, 2021 7:15:36 GMT -6
My first thing in the morning brain was not prepared for this. That was a lot, but amazing 🤯
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Post by ktg on Jan 15, 2021 7:24:41 GMT -6
Oh thank you, now I don't have to watch the show. Nothing could top this recap. 😂
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Post by LaRo422 on Jan 15, 2021 7:41:00 GMT -6
Not funny, per se, but this Tony Award opener will forever make me happy. For anyone who may not know - Written by Lin-Manuel, and it's what won him his Emmy! That was AMAZING! I swear, LMM can do know wrong 🥰
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Post by Pistol on Jan 15, 2021 9:29:52 GMT -6
I was ready for Nancy to pass the mike to the next generation, but I have to say that I am SO GLAD she is in this role right now. She is clearly living her best life. I fully believe she is smiling behind that mask.
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Post by oreobitsy on Jan 15, 2021 10:41:47 GMT -6
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