stepho
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Post by stepho on Jan 14, 2021 9:23:17 GMT -6
Not funny, per se, but this Tony Award opener will forever make me happy.
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firefly
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Post by firefly on Jan 14, 2021 9:31:39 GMT -6
Oh my god I remember reading that drama on FB - I'm /ded
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Post by cakewench on Jan 14, 2021 11:01:46 GMT -6
Not funny, per se, but this Tony Award opener will forever make me happy. For anyone who may not know - Written by Lin-Manuel, and it's what won him his Emmy!
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clucky
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Post by clucky on Jan 14, 2021 12:35:58 GMT -6
This is one of my favorites. On its own, the thread was amazing. To music, a masterpiece.
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mathlete
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Post by mathlete on Jan 14, 2021 13:01:38 GMT -6
Not funny, per se, but this Tony Award opener will forever make me happy. I watch that one and this one from James Corden regularly and they make me happy every time.
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athn64
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Post by athn64 on Jan 14, 2021 13:36:16 GMT -6
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notblanche
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Post by notblanche on Jan 14, 2021 13:50:15 GMT -6
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betty
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Post by betty on Jan 14, 2021 13:51:39 GMT -6
Excellent plan!
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fatpony
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Post by fatpony on Jan 14, 2021 14:07:10 GMT -6
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Post by blurnette989 on Jan 14, 2021 14:18:38 GMT -6
Y'all my 5 year old ds just yelled from the bathroom:
Ds2: all done pooping! Someone wipe my butt.
Me: wipe your own butt!! (A constant struggle)
Ds2: i can't my hands are too small!! You have big hands!
Y'all i can't.
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Post by goldenlove on Jan 14, 2021 14:46:23 GMT -6
Kroger is using Low by Flo Rida in their commercials right now and I'm feeling ANCIENT.
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Post by hawkeye2015 on Jan 14, 2021 14:49:11 GMT -6
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Post by Dramaphile on Jan 14, 2021 14:52:52 GMT -6
Y'all my 5 year old ds just yelled from the bathroom: Ds2: all done pooping! Someone wipe my butt. Me: wipe your own butt!! (A constant struggle) Ds2: i can't my hands are too small!! You have big hands! Y'all i can't. solidarity, my 5 year old just sits on the pot like a princess and yells "COME WIIIIIPE MEEEE!" when she poops and then throws a fit when we tell her she has to do it.
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elle
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Post by elle on Jan 14, 2021 14:53:57 GMT -6
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fatpony
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Post by fatpony on Jan 14, 2021 14:58:33 GMT -6
I'm now deep into West Wing Tik Tok.
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clucky
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Post by clucky on Jan 14, 2021 15:02:36 GMT -6
Ah! It has a TT too - which I’m not highly confident in it being in my FYP and not from here, either way, worth a watch. vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ3RFGn9/
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clucky
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Post by clucky on Jan 14, 2021 15:04:11 GMT -6
Y'all my 5 year old ds just yelled from the bathroom: Ds2: all done pooping! Someone wipe my butt. Me: wipe your own butt!! (A constant struggle) Ds2: i can't my hands are too small!! You have big hands! Y'all i can't. Mine will scream “I peed AND POOPED!” My reply is the same. Sometimes he follows up with “But it is A LOT of poop and I NEEEEEEED you!”
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ktg
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Post by ktg on Jan 14, 2021 15:11:30 GMT -6
I'm just here with my 5-yr old who feels personally affronted at the mere thought of wiping her own butt.
I brought it on myself. I could not imagine her not just getting poop ehhverywhere when she learned how to use the toilet. I should have just let her try i guess.
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Post by Dramaphile on Jan 14, 2021 15:12:51 GMT -6
I'm just here with my 5-yr old who feels personally affronted at the mere thought of wiping her own butt. I brought it on myself. I could not imagine her not just getting poop ehhverywhere when she learned how to use the toilet. I should have just let her try i guess. I was in the same place, then I found out my kid has been wiping her own butt at preschool for ages.
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Post by goldenlove on Jan 14, 2021 15:12:57 GMT -6
Y'all my 5 year old ds just yelled from the bathroom: Ds2: all done pooping! Someone wipe my butt. Me: wipe your own butt!! (A constant struggle) Ds2: i can't my hands are too small!! You have big hands! Y'all i can't. Mine will scream “I peed AND POOPED!” My reply is the same. Sometimes he follows up with “But it is A LOT of poop and I NEEEEEEED you!” Oh are we talking about kid poop? My son describes his poop as crescendo or diminuendo because he completely misunderstood the meaning from watching Little Einsteins.
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ktg
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Post by ktg on Jan 14, 2021 15:13:47 GMT -6
I'm just here with my 5-yr old who feels personally affronted at the mere thought of wiping her own butt. I brought it on myself. I could not imagine her not just getting poop ehhverywhere when she learned how to use the toilet. I should have just let her try i guess. I was in the same place, then I found out my kid has been wiping her own butt at preschool for ages. Mine would hold her poop until I picked her up at part-time preschool. She's serious.
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ktg
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Post by ktg on Jan 14, 2021 15:14:25 GMT -6
Mine will scream “I peed AND POOPED!” My reply is the same. Sometimes he follows up with “But it is A LOT of poop and I NEEEEEEED you!” Oh are we talking about kid poop? My son describes his poop as crescendo or diminuendo because he completely misunderstood the meaning from watching Little Einsteins. 😂 I am dying.
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Post by cakewench on Jan 14, 2021 15:14:36 GMT -6
I told my (then 2yo) kid I needed to wipe his nose and he told me very firmly "Wipe my butt!". Can't wait for the sass when he's an actual teenager.
He's in the midst of a major potty regression. So many accidents. So many pants. So much laundry.
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Post by blurnette989 on Jan 14, 2021 15:47:20 GMT -6
I told my (then 2yo) kid I needed to wipe his nose and he told me very firmly "Wipe my butt!". Can't wait for the sass when he's an actual teenager. He's in the midst of a major potty regression. So many accidents. So many pants. So much laundry. Oh man I feel ya. We are in the midst of potty training dd (2 years) but she is kind of indifferent to it? Some days she demands nothing but cuecas (underwear) but then shits herself on the way to school. Then calmly spends her whole day using the toilet politely at school. She's just taunting us.
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Post by blurnette989 on Jan 14, 2021 15:48:16 GMT -6
I'm just here with my 5-yr old who feels personally affronted at the mere thought of wiping her own butt. I brought it on myself. I could not imagine her not just getting poop ehhverywhere when she learned how to use the toilet. I should have just let her try i guess. I was in the same place, then I found out my kid has been wiping her own butt at preschool for ages. This! I know they don't wipe his butt at school. So o asked him what he does. He said he just sits there and yells until someone tells him to wipe his own butt. No joke. He is a troll.
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Post by Uncaripswife on Jan 14, 2021 15:53:39 GMT -6
My gosh I'm so glad DD is past the needing help in the bathroom stage. (She's almost 8, so older than the kids mentioned in this thread).
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Post by Uncaripswife on Jan 14, 2021 15:54:53 GMT -6
Stolen from FB
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jaygee
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Post by jaygee on Jan 14, 2021 16:59:26 GMT -6
Stolen from FB Lol. This got me. Good old clippie
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iruntodrink
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Post by iruntodrink on Jan 14, 2021 17:03:48 GMT -6
oh how I'd love to see a good marching band right now. #nerd #colorguard
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iruntodrink
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Post by iruntodrink on Jan 14, 2021 17:07:04 GMT -6
Stolen from FB I'm telling ya...my 2021 motto. 🤣
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