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Post by cmb on Feb 12, 2019 5:42:58 GMT -6
cmb 🤢🤢🤢 my gosh, I’m sorry. So this is happening not during diaper change? I forgot that my kid likes to touch his penis which is why he’ll be in a onesie for life. Maybe nose picking would be better. Correct. The worst we ever had to tell DS1 was “no, don’t masturbate with your own poop!” during a change 🤦🏼♀️
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Post by cmb on Feb 12, 2019 5:43:32 GMT -6
He did it again! We changed him less then 5 minutes prior. He had poop and the undigested food all over his hand, and contemplating it like he was going to eat it. 🤢🤢🤢🤢 OMFG just burn your house down. Is it too late to trade your kid in for a cleaner model? 😂😂😱😱😭😭 Haha unfortunately, yes. They told me no take backs or exchanges 😂
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Post by piratecat on Feb 12, 2019 7:40:06 GMT -6
Onesies are a pain with the potty for sure. But the one time I took him to story time without a onesie on and saw him with his hands down his pants was embarrassing enough. Do they make onesies for kindergarteners? I have 3T onesies. We have him out of onesies because he loves to sit on the toilet 🙄 I’m all about the onesie life, though. He’s also obsessed with boobs and penises. He talks about them all the time 🤣 at least he knows proper terminology? It’s probably because big brother has discovered his recently and were constantly going “get your hands off your penis! Do that in private” 🤣 Mine was watching my H shower and pointed at his penis and then at his own and said "penis" and then "...mama?" and H to explain that mama doesn't have a penis.
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Post by billyhorrible on Feb 12, 2019 11:49:13 GMT -6
Mine discovered this morning that if he coughs while he's peeing, more pee comes out. So he was standing at the toilet, making himself cough, then saying "woah" over and over again.
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Post by piratecat on Feb 12, 2019 12:02:24 GMT -6
Mine discovered this morning that if he coughs while he's peeing, more pee comes out. So he was standing at the toilet, making himself cough, then saying "woah" over and over again. Science!
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Post by notblanche on Feb 12, 2019 12:54:35 GMT -6
Someday I will remember this board is here.
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Post by piratecat on Feb 12, 2019 13:00:07 GMT -6
Someday I will remember this board is here. I shall tag you every day until you do.
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Post by piratecat on Feb 12, 2019 13:00:46 GMT -6
notblanche, we mostly talk about our kids' obsession with their genitalia and nose picking.
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Post by sheilathetank on Feb 12, 2019 13:04:10 GMT -6
I am suddenly very happy my kid has a vagina.
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Post by cmb on Feb 12, 2019 13:27:06 GMT -6
I am suddenly very happy my kid has a vagina. Oh, just wait. Girls can be just as gross!
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Post by lupincat on Feb 12, 2019 15:37:02 GMT -6
Soooo not to deter from our collectively gross kids.
I need jean recommendations. Nothing fits, everything slides off my waist, but I need the bigger size for my jumbo thighs. I also have an alarming amount of excess skin and I suspect diastasis recti.
Someone help a girl out 😩
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Post by cmb on Feb 12, 2019 15:55:13 GMT -6
Soooo not to deter from our collectively gross kids. I need jean recommendations. Nothing fits, everything slides off my waist, but I need the bigger size for my jumbo thighs. I also have an alarming amount of excess skin and I suspect diastasis recti. Someone help a girl out 😩 American eagle skinny bootcut. You get the thighs and ass of the bootcut without the flare at the bottom - signed skinny jeans fall right off my ass with my jumbo thighs
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Post by gingy on Feb 12, 2019 16:07:44 GMT -6
Soooo not to deter from our collectively gross kids. I need jean recommendations. Nothing fits, everything slides off my waist, but I need the bigger size for my jumbo thighs. I also have an alarming amount of excess skin and I suspect diastasis recti. Someone help a girl out 😩 I love Target's Universal Thread high waisted jeans/jeggings. I have a big hips/ass/thighs situation, and they stay put. Plus they're usually around $30 or less.
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Post by cmb on Feb 12, 2019 17:55:54 GMT -6
Forgive me if this is a repeat, but guys... it’s only mid February and MIL is already demanding the dates for summer visits! AYFKM??
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Post by sheilathetank on Feb 12, 2019 18:03:50 GMT -6
Forgive me if this is a repeat, but guys... it’s only mid February and MIL is already demanding the dates for summer visits! AYFKM?? "oh yeah, I'm glad you brought that up, I was thinking you could take both kids for two weeks in June. What day should I drop them off?"
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Post by cmb on Feb 12, 2019 19:02:41 GMT -6
Forgive me if this is a repeat, but guys... it’s only mid February and MIL is already demanding the dates for summer visits! AYFKM?? "oh yeah, I'm glad you brought that up, I was thinking you could take both kids for two weeks in June. What day should I drop them off?" Omg. She would LOVE that. But no. It takes a week to get DS1 back on track behavior wise after a 48 hour visit (and they stay at a hotel, so it isn’t even the whole time). She doesn’t, nor does FIL, believe in car safety rules. They spend the whole visits on their phones ignoring the kids anyway, and then claim they never see the kids 🤦🏼♀️ I sent her 4 dates, that doesn’t include their visit last month nor the one in April. She’s already complaining it’s not enough and I left out the months of September and October (reason in spoiler) I’d been keeping it semi-quiet (unless you lurk the BMBs), but by some random stroke of luck, I’m pregnant again. My EDD is the day after her birthday, and she’s not allowed over for the first month. Since I’ll deliver in late September, hell no to visits in those two months 🤣 she doesn’t know yet
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Post by sheilathetank on Feb 12, 2019 20:00:24 GMT -6
"oh yeah, I'm glad you brought that up, I was thinking you could take both kids for two weeks in June. What day should I drop them off?" Omg. She would LOVE that. But no. It takes a week to get DS1 back on track behavior wise after a 48 hour visit (and they stay at a hotel, so it isn’t even the whole time). She doesn’t, nor does FIL, believe in car safety rules. They spend the whole visits on their phones ignoring the kids anyway, and then claim they never see the kids 🤦🏼♀️ I sent her 4 dates, that doesn’t include their visit last month nor the one in April. She’s already complaining it’s not enough and I left out the months of September and October (reason in spoiler) I’d been keeping it semi-quiet (unless you lurk the BMBs), but by some random stroke of luck, I’m pregnant again. My EDD is the day after her birthday, and she’s not allowed over for the first month. Since I’ll deliver in late September, hell no to visits in those two months 🤣 she doesn’t know yet Congratulations! And yes I lurk. A lot of your fellow bmbers were on GKU with me. I'll be lurking that month a lot. 😁
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Post by notblanche on Feb 12, 2019 20:22:09 GMT -6
Soooo not to deter from our collectively gross kids. I need jean recommendations. Nothing fits, everything slides off my waist, but I need the bigger size for my jumbo thighs. I also have an alarming amount of excess skin and I suspect diastasis recti. Someone help a girl out 😩 I love Target's Universal Thread high waisted jeans/jeggings. I have a big hips/ass/thighs situation, and they stay put. Plus they're usually around $30 or less. +1 for Target's Universal Thread. I love the mid rise skinnies.
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Post by lupincat on Feb 13, 2019 7:11:40 GMT -6
cmb She sounds like a gem! And yay! Congrats!
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Post by lildiamondeyes on Feb 13, 2019 7:22:40 GMT -6
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Post by piratecat on Feb 13, 2019 9:23:24 GMT -6
Omg. She would LOVE that. But no. It takes a week to get DS1 back on track behavior wise after a 48 hour visit (and they stay at a hotel, so it isn’t even the whole time). She doesn’t, nor does FIL, believe in car safety rules. They spend the whole visits on their phones ignoring the kids anyway, and then claim they never see the kids 🤦🏼♀️ I sent her 4 dates, that doesn’t include their visit last month nor the one in April. She’s already complaining it’s not enough and I left out the months of September and October (reason in spoiler) I’d been keeping it semi-quiet (unless you lurk the BMBs), but by some random stroke of luck, I’m pregnant again. My EDD is the day after her birthday, and she’s not allowed over for the first month. Since I’ll deliver in late September, hell no to visits in those two months 🤣 she doesn’t know yet Congratulations! And yes I lurk. A lot of your fellow bmbers were on GKU with me. I'll be lurking that month a lot. 😁 Dang there are a lot of GKU people there. I'm jealous! And also some people that sometimes hang out here that hasn't told us they're pregnant.
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Post by letthewookieewin on Feb 13, 2019 11:56:06 GMT -6
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Post by letthewookieewin on Feb 13, 2019 12:04:19 GMT -6
Today I'm very thankful MH works retail and we have a little extra money right now. We managed to lose one of DS's sneakers in the parking lot of his school (he was wearing his snow boots, so his foot wasn't actually in said shoe) and by the time I realized what had happened a couple of minutes later, another car had parked right on it. Like the tire was directly on it and the driver was nowhere in sight.
So I texted MH his size and I'm going to trust his taste in shoes. He's fairly sensible about his own footwear, so I'm sure he'll find something good on his way out of work.
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Post by cmb on Feb 13, 2019 12:45:39 GMT -6
😂😂
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Post by cmb on Feb 17, 2019 7:36:32 GMT -6
Someone taught DS2 the word “vagina.” He knows daddy has a “peamis” and mommy has a “gina.” I can’t help but laugh. At least he knows proper terminology?
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Post by sheilathetank on Feb 17, 2019 7:48:11 GMT -6
DDs birthday party was yesterday. Despite me inviting 30 people and everyone accepting it was a success. We made enough food to feed and army and there is so much leftover. We did a taco bar and it was such a hit. People were going back for 3rd and 4ths. Going to AW the cake my mom made. She did a great job and it was her best tasting cake yet. I cannot believe DD is 3!
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Post by piratecat on Feb 17, 2019 8:11:25 GMT -6
sheilathetank love the cake and I’m glad you had an awesome party. Happy birthday to your little girl!
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Post by piratecat on Feb 17, 2019 8:11:59 GMT -6
Someone taught DS2 the word “vagina.” He knows daddy has a “peamis” and mommy has a “gina.” I can’t help but laugh. At least he knows proper terminology? Haha my niece says gina too, it’s so cute. Mine is still at the stage where he thinks everyone has a penis.
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Post by letthewookieewin on Feb 17, 2019 10:16:33 GMT -6
sheilathetank Happy birthday to your DD! Now I'm seriously tempted to try doing a taco bar for DS's next birthday.
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Post by quinstar on Feb 24, 2019 9:43:31 GMT -6
I have a 2 year old that won't stop spilling his drinks. Sippy cup of milk for meals? Any leftovers dumped on the windowsill, his trucks, or just the floor. Bottle of water he has for when he's thirsty? Spat on his trike and splattered everywhere.
I've taken every liquid away from him unless he's sitting at the table. But then he just stole my water bottle and spat it out. Now I keep track of it and give him little sips when he asks, straight to his spot to spit it out.
Please help? Any ideas? Similar things, will he grow out of it?
ETA I hit enter too fast.
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